maybe chris will follow in his footsteps. sounds familiar. can i call it now?
I’m sorry but did they gift an eighteen year old a Bratz doll??????ISABELLES 18TH BIRTHDAY MORNING OPENING PRESENTS!
Time for the most G 18th birthday present unwrapping we ever did see. Woohooooooooooooo!!!
Shot of birthday banner, cake, presents and Prosecco. It’s not just any Prosecco; it’s low calorie Prosecco. Footage of Isabelle waking up. Looks like she’s sharing a room with Jaceus Christ. Singing of happy birthday. It looks like a certain someone has taken a chunk out of the icing. Making a wish.
Isabelle walks out of the bedrooms. Lazy “my baby is 18”. Creepstopher is very excitable. She has cards and loves cards. Jace is drinking tea out of a baby bottle like all chuldren who are now of primary school age. Isabelle has collected every card she’s received since her 14th birthday. There's a bowl (clearly from the caravan) and plate on the floor of the kitchen for Prinny’s food and water.
Shot of Esmé’s card to Isabelle. Home schooling my arse. The grammar is terrible. More cards. Isabelle cries whilst reading one.
Time for presents. Lazy says there are nice presents but tack too. First up is a bracelet with 18 beads on it. Lazy says it’s one of her best presents. Guinea Pigs have been dumped in front of the tv. Stationary Isabelle chose herself. Isabelle likes to highlight her books so she’s got highlighter tape. Lazy starts cackling because she says the word “translucent”. Belt Taylor Swift wears in a music video. Words You Never Thought You’d Hear book. Isabelle likes “words books”. Another quotes book but the title isn’t appropriate to show on camera. It’s called Let Me F*cking Cry.
Creepstopher says the next present is so cool. It’s a Vintage 2005 top. Evil Boys book. Perfume from Hi Steve and Granny Groomer. 18th birthday champagne flute. Shein clothes. There is only one top Creepstopher is ok with Isabelle wearing and he doesn’t want her wearing the others. Why’s that? Would it turn you on? Sick cunt. More clothes. Short black dress that Creepstopher says Isabelle must be high/insane to wear. Isabelle says she will wear shorts underneath.
So cute heart necklace with 18 inside. 18 mug. Cute Jimi Hendrix bag Isabelle asked for. Creepstopher says “it’s so emu”. Isla asks for a McDonald’s breakfast but cackling Lazy doesn’t think there is a McDonald’s near where they are. Crocs. More clothing. It’s to Creepstopher’s high standards this time. Lazy cackles that Isabelle can’t decide if she’s a folk girl, grunge or like Barbie.
Bratz Rock Angelz doll named Cloe so Isabelle can display it on her shelf. Creepstopher says it’s the emo Tik Tok trend. She wanted something cool for her birthday. When she was little she liked Bratz before Monster High and Barbie, but first it was Bratz. Lazy says Isabelle was always a brat and cackles at her joke. Well she does have your genes Lazy.
Isabelle was speaking to an author on Instagram about these books and she was telling her all about them. They’re really good but with dark themes. The first one is called Haunting Adeline and the other is Hunting Adeline. Isabelle saw the next present on the sofa the other day and Lazy ordered her out of the room. It’s a tiara and sash. Guinea Pig starts wheeking in Esmé’s arms.
Dog dressed as a koala toy. Bring Me The Horizon top and hoodie. More wheeking. Lazy and Esmé ask the Guinea Pig if it wants some cabbage. In the next clip Esmé feeds it carrot. The last two wrapped presents are from Hi Steve and Granny Groomer. Essential oils. Mushroom dehumidifier. Creepstopher plugs his Urinal shop. It’s his favourite thing in 2023.
Time for some envelopes. The joint present from Lazy and Creepstopher is first. It’s the car keys. They wanted to buy her a car for her birthday but want Isabelle to go with them to choose one. They know what car she’d really like. When they get home they’re going car shopping. Next is Creepstopher’s present. Creepstopher “dahahahahahaaaa”. Isabelle laughs at the poem in the card and says “oh no”. It’s tickets to see Bring Me The Horizon. He got three so he, Isabelle and Esmé could go together. I bet Lazy wouldn’t let him go alone with her. The girls start screeching. Isla sits on the sofa eating a carrot. She isn’t old enough.
Final present is from “Mama Bear”. It’s a spa day for today. They’ve got to start getting ready. If Isabelle had had her septum pierced they would’ve had to change their plans. Lazy can’t have the massage as she’s knocked up so she’s having a facial. Everyone else will be moving all the crap to the other cabin. Woohoooing.
Any knows Isabelle isn’t a breakfast person but she bought her a giant cinnamon bun with icing on top to share. A cream tea is included in the spa day. They’re doing something later with everyone in the family.
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Sorry but that isn't a poem. It's an entire fucking essay.
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The crocs isabelle got were from next and are slippers. Sarah said that she got hers from the kids section but they do from kids to adults wouldn't be surprised if milas are slippers tooPretty sure those crocs weren't even real! Authentic ones are no more than £55 - and I must say that I have had my crocs since I was pregnant with my eldest and she turns 17 in March!
Never, ever have I taken any pet on holiday. We made a decision years ago to forfeit holidays and have animals. The one time our attendance was demanded at a wedding down south a friend moved in for three days. My dogs were kennelled once when I was in hospital and him upstairs was away on business. It was only five days - the kennel was beautiful and they were well fed and walked. It didn’t stop ‘em returning depressed, full of hell and decidedly thin. I was treated with utter contempt until I cooked the little blighters some steak.Are there any guinea pig owners on here?
Genuine question …. have you or do you ever take/n your pigs on holiday with you?
I don’t think he meant to say that bit out loud - he’s got carried away. He sort of stops himself halfway, but he’s committed.Talking about reinventing himself. He's not only going to change lives financially, but also spiritually!
It's my favourite IG story yet.He made it look even worse as the stories continued on insta - he came out of the bush and seemed to be skulking around the pool building area from what I could see. Imagine seeing a middle aged man in a beanie in late 20s heat filming himself - you’d be reporting him or calling him out! He’s not normal.
I love that he thinks that a subscription service will keep ‘trolls’ away - it’s as if he thinks anyone who hates on them doesn’t have money - we will see screenshots shared because there are people who would pay it just to see what he’s doing to rip people off!
Probably only because she has a next credit account.The crocs isabelle got were from next and are slippers. Sarah said that she got hers from the kids section but they do from kids to adults wouldn't be surprised if milas are slippers too
Did we notice that Isla quickly turned her head as if she was crying and didn’t want anyone to see? Aw felt so bad…Poor Isla. That was so cruel to do that to her, especially on camera. Did you see her face? "Sorry Isla you're not old enough".... she should have been warned before at the very least.
The packaging from the “crocs” said Next on them so not real fake like everything else they vlog…Pretty sure those crocs weren't even real! Authentic ones are no more than £55 - and I must say that I have had my crocs since I was pregnant with my eldest and she turns 17 in March!
Pyramids schemes are illegal in Australia, are the not illegal in England?So he's literally just admitted he never really wrote the book and that it's a pyramid scheme... how stupid are the people buying into his shit. GOOGLE IS FREE MORONS.
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So the 'crocs' Izzy got aren't Crocs but are from Next and are actually slippers
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It looks shitty because they’re the inghams, but I think they’re the cards jace and Mila chose.Question, am I right in believing that lazy & n0ncey rude boi got Isabelle a card for a 1 year old and wrote an “8” by the 1? There was so many things wrong with tonight’s instalment it’s unreal.
Yes, they are, hence Creepy doing his best to try and dress up this "venture" as something else.Pyramids schemes are illegal in Australia, are the not illegal in England?
eThe car will never materialise, they will come up with some cock and bull story that it will take 8 months for the car she wants to be in/delivered and we will never hear of it again
What a shite lot of presents for an 18th
Then he emphasises each syllable. Have never seen anyone speak whilst simultaneously spelling until nowI don’t think he meant to say that bit out loud - he’s got carried away. He sort of stops himself halfway, but he’s committed.
'Unwise, but not illegal' seems to be what the famous and infamous get away with here.Pyramids schemes are illegal in Australia, are the not illegal in England?
ExactlyWhat annoys me is that lazy has clearly put creepy in charge of Mila’s care and he doesn’t watch her which means that she’s making a messMila is two years old and should be watched all the time ffs how is she left to wander and make a mess it could be a lot worse they’re idiots I wouldn’t leave him in charge of a pet let alone a toddler.
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