CUTTING ALL JACES HAIR OFF! VAN LIFE IN SAGRES & CAPE ST VINCENT PORTUGAL 
Mila says “cheese”.
Probably the most entertaining part of the vlog and we’re not even a second into it. End of vlog? Unfortunately not. She says good morning, asks how we are and says she wants to play. Lazy is absolutely not sat behind the camera mouthing the words to her. Lazy’s sausage fingers reach over to tickle her and Mila tells her to go away.
The van is packed as they’re checking out of the campsite. Creepstopher is having a shower. Lazy is excited to go somewhere they went when they last came to Portugal. They made friends there and they live in Ireland. They have another part of the place they visited before to visit. Lazy prepares some tomatoes for Isla and Mila.
Creepstopher heads into Lidl. They just drove past Turiscampo and Luz. They’re on their way to the most southerly point in mainland Europe. They went to the most northerly point in mainland Europe at NordKapp. They said it would be cool to go to the very northerly point and southerly point of mainland Europe in the same year. The sunsets at Sagres "sag-rez) are insane. They used to drive up there all the time for the sunset and stars. Lazy says some people will say it’s not the most southerly point but Creepstopher says it is. She might be thinking of Scotland with John O’Groats. Sagres is the most southerly point. They’re in Lidl picking up bit and bats. They’ve got a menu for the next couple of days to be purely wild before they do a roundup big ender. He’s looking forward to it.
Lazy and Creepstopher reminisce over their vegetarian diet from when they were last in Portugal. They were full veggies. Falafel was on the menu more than once.
Annoying ‘rock’ music as Lazy waddles and the kids walk to the beach. Creepstopher hopes he’s pronouncing Sagres "sag-rez" right. It’s the town where the most southerly point of mainland Europe is. They’re off to the cafe as he’s dying for a beer. Being strictly vegetarian when they came here last time, they came for cheese toasties. Isabelle took a picture in the bathroom in the cafe.
Footage at the table. It’s the same woman serving and Creepstopher recognised her. The snack menu is the same. They’ve ordered omelette baguettes thingymabobbydodahs and cheese toasties.
Creepstopher cunt has realised Sagres is not the most southerly point of mainland Europe; it’s the most south westerly point of mainland Europe. The most southerly point of mainland Europe is Punta de Tarifa in Spain and they drove past it so they kind of did it.
Creepstopher stalks Isabelle with the camera. Beefy Lazy is in front of her. Funeral music plays. Jace is too lazy to walk so Isabelle has to carry him. They walk over rocks to the sea.
Lazy and Mila are back at the van. It’s so windy outside and she could only film a montage. Mila was almost being blown over. The chuldren and Creepstopher love rich tea biscuits but to Lazy they taste of cardboard.
Lazy has been thinking about having Jace’s hair cut because
Tattle told her it needs cutting it’s always in his face or scraped back. She’s been thinking of long styles but a cut. He doesn’t want it cut and it’s ultimately up to him. She’s going to try and encourage him. Head of household Esme really wants him to have his hair cut. Lazy has googled photos of boy haircuts. Esme doesn’t want it above his shoulders. Jace doesn’t like the first haircut Lazy shows him. She wants a style, not a trim. Esme says he needs a side fringe. The girls start arguing. Esme liked it when he had cute curly hair down to his shoulders. Lazy says a bob will be harder to put up. Esme is scared it won’t be Jace that emerges from the hairdressers.
Lazy shows us the hairstyles Isabelle and Esme like. They don’t want a bombardment of comments saying he looks like a girl and that they’re neglecting him because it’s irrelevant. Jace has a cute little face. They’ve been to Sagres Fortress and it was windy so we got no "chatty chatty". Cape St Vincent will be bad. They wanted to sleep around here but Lazy thinks they’ll be rocking.
Funeral music. Shots of the van. Walking. Selfies on the beach, one of which Creepstopher can be very easily cropped out of. Jace hugs Lazy and she strokes his hair. Sunset. Focus on Isabelle. Creepstopher has proper 2020 vibes. Staged clip of Jace hugging Lazy from behind. Later Mila does a similar pose but is stood in front of Lazy and touching the bump.
Clapping because the sun did it’s job and went down. People begin to leave. Shot of the lighthouse. The kids look out of the window.
That was one of the best experiences ever and topped off Creepstopher’s trip. They have a lot more to come in Portugal but it’s topped anything else for him. They left Cape St Vincent but then returned as they realised everyone had left. They went back to watch the stars and then went to a cliff. They can’t sleep there but have a place around the corner to sleep. They’re having a cosy cup of tea whilst they watch the stars. It will tick a million boxes.
Cosy tea at the lighthouse. Creepstopher has parked the van sideways to block the wind. The stars are insane and the universe is out above them. Esme and Isla head up onto the roof. Creepstopher turns all the lights off. Photos of stars. Isabelle spots a satellite but Creepstopher is convinced it was a UFO.
Hopefully coming to take him on a one way trip to somewhere far far away. It’s hard to tell the difference between a satellite and UFO. Lazy says UFO is a triggering word but it’s more accepting these days. Creepstopher says that anyone who doesn’t think there is life out there has a pretty small mind.
No one has a smaller brain than your pea brain Creepstopher. Isla says that with all the stars and galaxies it's not possible we're the only ones that can form life.
End of vlog
Before you know it she'll be living with him and there will be a baby on the way. She'll be another vulnerable young woman trapped in a relationship with no job, and no way out. 
