EMERGENCY MEDICAL PROCEDURE AT 21 WEEKS PREGNANT.
Lazy and Creepstopher are in the car. It’s hot and perfect for their trip to the seaside. Creepstopher got himself a drink but didn’t get her one. He’s drinking an energy drink, which she doesn't like anyway. She went to the GP to get a prescription for Big Frank. He could only give her one dose but if she went on a long trip she can get a repeat prescription. She had her cyst checked. Health is so important and a few seconds of embarrassment or anxiousness is very very important. She’s not one to sit on something if she feels like something is wrong with her body. The GP referred her to the hospital today. She has a 20 week scan appointment and will be examined by the midwife at the same time. The RV is having bits and bats put in including the isofixes fitted for Jace and Mila. They need the carpet for the awning and outdoor kitchen for the weekend.
Creepstopher is really nervous as this is the most important scan. He wasn’t nervous with Jace and Mila as they had the private package but he’s decided they’re not travelling to Leeds every couple of weeks to do that this time. Aw baby girl you’re already so loved blah blah blah but not as important as King Jace and his bully victim Mila. They missed a lot of scans as they travelled so much.
It was an unexpected afternoon. They’ve been at the hospital for hours. When Lazy got to her 20 week scan and told them about the cyst, they had no idea what she was talking about. She had to be seen by a gynaecologist. They put Lazy on a bed and spoke about a surgical procedure. They checked it and had to have a small procedure done. She needs an MRI after she’s given birth and an hour long surgery under general anaesthetic. It’s not sinister. The procedure today was to ease the discomfort.
Lazy was given a pink prescription at the hospital and can only either get it from the hospital pharmacy or local Asda but neither have the antibiotics or can get it until next week. If she went back to the hospital and asked for a green prescription she could get it anywhere. She wonders if they make money from pink prescriptions. New business venture; Pink Prescriptions and Me. She’s ordered it from the hospital to arrive next week and hopes she doesn’t get a bloomin' infection before then. The doctor freaked Lazy out as he said it was just skin but he was looking at the wrong thing. He went silent, looked at the nurse and sighed like he’d discovered the worst disease possible. The poor doctor was probably just overwhelmed by the smells from the fish fanny. Lifetime of therapy coming right up. Creepstopher (carrier of some of the worst diseases possible) asked what was wrong and the doctor told the nurse Lazy needed an MRI. Dr Delonge questioned it and the doctor explained. He explained it “goodly” and in detail. The MRI will determine which procedure she needs.
The baby scan was bloomin' cute and determined it was a baby girl. They saw her arms, legs and pouting lips. She has a button nose. She was wriggling and active. The measurements were bang on 21 weeks. Time to head home, get the bikes on the back and set off.
Caravan is reversed off the drive. Driving. Jace says something inaudible. He wants Lazy to walk with her eyes closed to surprise her with the play park she’s seen a thousand times before. She pushes Jace and Mila on the swings. Then tells Mila to climb up the slide whilst she is miles away and unable to help if she falls. They’re in Mablethorpe at their usually campsite as it’s quiet and intimate. Well it was quiet until the little foghorn brat arrived and started screeching. She’s keeping Jace and Mila occupied whilst Creepstopher unloads the caravan. She’s taken Creepstopher’s hoodie as she didn’t expect it to be cold. He’s the only one who brought a coat. Esme and Isla have been on their bikes. They’re a lot of chuldren there as it’s still half term.
Creepstopher shows us how he pulls the awning onto the caravan. Jace screeching. Foghorn screeching. They usually end up extending their stay but won’t this time as Lazy has a consultant appointment at the hospital and Jace also does for his eye the day after they get home. She feels lucky to see the chuldren playing with other chuldren. Creepstopher has forgotten the hoover. Devastating.
Mila has put Creepstopher’s beanie on. Lazy has gone to the takeaway for an Italiano pizza special. It’s the best thing ever for cosy caravan vibes. Whilst she’s gone he’s setting up the carpets and kitchen in the awning. He puts up fairy lights. Esme has been helping Daddy and has set up the chairs. Lazy screeches that she’s back with the pizza and shows everyone eating. Mila is eating chips.
Creepstopher is impressed that Isabelle remembers how to set the bed up. Creepy giggles. Esme and Isla were terrified on the way back from the toilet and there was no lighting so they were trying to sing songs to make themselves feel better. So scary.
Creepstopher always has to include yeeeeeeaaaah boy scotch eggs in the fridge on holiday. He’s grown into them recently. Flexitarianism. He’s getting to sleep in the caravan bed with Lazy for the first time as Mila now has her own bed in the middle of the caravan. It will be dope. He’s making cups of teas as the kettle has boiled and hopes we're excited for these couple of days.
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Lazy and Creepstopher are in the car. It’s hot and perfect for their trip to the seaside. Creepstopher got himself a drink but didn’t get her one. He’s drinking an energy drink, which she doesn't like anyway. She went to the GP to get a prescription for Big Frank. He could only give her one dose but if she went on a long trip she can get a repeat prescription. She had her cyst checked. Health is so important and a few seconds of embarrassment or anxiousness is very very important. She’s not one to sit on something if she feels like something is wrong with her body. The GP referred her to the hospital today. She has a 20 week scan appointment and will be examined by the midwife at the same time. The RV is having bits and bats put in including the isofixes fitted for Jace and Mila. They need the carpet for the awning and outdoor kitchen for the weekend.
Creepstopher is really nervous as this is the most important scan. He wasn’t nervous with Jace and Mila as they had the private package but he’s decided they’re not travelling to Leeds every couple of weeks to do that this time. Aw baby girl you’re already so loved blah blah blah but not as important as King Jace and his bully victim Mila. They missed a lot of scans as they travelled so much.
It was an unexpected afternoon. They’ve been at the hospital for hours. When Lazy got to her 20 week scan and told them about the cyst, they had no idea what she was talking about. She had to be seen by a gynaecologist. They put Lazy on a bed and spoke about a surgical procedure. They checked it and had to have a small procedure done. She needs an MRI after she’s given birth and an hour long surgery under general anaesthetic. It’s not sinister. The procedure today was to ease the discomfort.
Lazy was given a pink prescription at the hospital and can only either get it from the hospital pharmacy or local Asda but neither have the antibiotics or can get it until next week. If she went back to the hospital and asked for a green prescription she could get it anywhere. She wonders if they make money from pink prescriptions. New business venture; Pink Prescriptions and Me. She’s ordered it from the hospital to arrive next week and hopes she doesn’t get a bloomin' infection before then. The doctor freaked Lazy out as he said it was just skin but he was looking at the wrong thing. He went silent, looked at the nurse and sighed like he’d discovered the worst disease possible. The poor doctor was probably just overwhelmed by the smells from the fish fanny. Lifetime of therapy coming right up. Creepstopher (carrier of some of the worst diseases possible) asked what was wrong and the doctor told the nurse Lazy needed an MRI. Dr Delonge questioned it and the doctor explained. He explained it “goodly” and in detail. The MRI will determine which procedure she needs.
The baby scan was bloomin' cute and determined it was a baby girl. They saw her arms, legs and pouting lips. She has a button nose. She was wriggling and active. The measurements were bang on 21 weeks. Time to head home, get the bikes on the back and set off.
Caravan is reversed off the drive. Driving. Jace says something inaudible. He wants Lazy to walk with her eyes closed to surprise her with the play park she’s seen a thousand times before. She pushes Jace and Mila on the swings. Then tells Mila to climb up the slide whilst she is miles away and unable to help if she falls. They’re in Mablethorpe at their usually campsite as it’s quiet and intimate. Well it was quiet until the little foghorn brat arrived and started screeching. She’s keeping Jace and Mila occupied whilst Creepstopher unloads the caravan. She’s taken Creepstopher’s hoodie as she didn’t expect it to be cold. He’s the only one who brought a coat. Esme and Isla have been on their bikes. They’re a lot of chuldren there as it’s still half term.
Creepstopher shows us how he pulls the awning onto the caravan. Jace screeching. Foghorn screeching. They usually end up extending their stay but won’t this time as Lazy has a consultant appointment at the hospital and Jace also does for his eye the day after they get home. She feels lucky to see the chuldren playing with other chuldren. Creepstopher has forgotten the hoover. Devastating.
Mila has put Creepstopher’s beanie on. Lazy has gone to the takeaway for an Italiano pizza special. It’s the best thing ever for cosy caravan vibes. Whilst she’s gone he’s setting up the carpets and kitchen in the awning. He puts up fairy lights. Esme has been helping Daddy and has set up the chairs. Lazy screeches that she’s back with the pizza and shows everyone eating. Mila is eating chips.
Creepstopher is impressed that Isabelle remembers how to set the bed up. Creepy giggles. Esme and Isla were terrified on the way back from the toilet and there was no lighting so they were trying to sing songs to make themselves feel better. So scary.
Creepstopher always has to include yeeeeeeaaaah boy scotch eggs in the fridge on holiday. He’s grown into them recently. Flexitarianism. He’s getting to sleep in the caravan bed with Lazy for the first time as Mila now has her own bed in the middle of the caravan. It will be dope. He’s making cups of teas as the kettle has boiled and hopes we're excited for these couple of days.
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They have gone away for a short weekend, at almost 18 years old she should be able to be left at home now. They aren’t that far that one of them could drive over to her if needed - she deserves to be given that opportunity. I dare you Sarah/Chris to give her that chance, even if she’s not keen show us that she’s a normal teen by letting her remain at home for a night or two and have some friends around (not Esme/Isla). Legally she’s been allowed to do this since she was 16 so you really don’t have an excuse. Let her have that little taste of freedom before you drag her off around Europe for weeks very soon.
