Esmé clearly hasn’t learnt the difference between ‘off’ and ‘of’
The Ingham Family #288 The Inghams wanted Turkish delight, but instead discussed farting on the flight
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Clips from today's tit show vlog.
What a pair of scruffs going to the cinema.
They look like the Flintstones
They look like the Flintstones
I know I’m late to the party on this one but Jesus Christ. A dog chewing a wasp, chewing a wasp.
Ha ha ha Sarah ‘ why are you surprised I got that right , I’m intelligent’
Were the teenagers shouting N once or P aedo Chris ? , do tell us !!!!
She’s so arrogant about her health and saying nothings wrong
Wonder if it's herpesSarah Ingham talking about a cyst on her vulva is the content I'm here for
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Famous yeah right more like they recognized creepy and called him out
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Clearly Jason needs to go to school to get a good education he's obviously outgrown her 'teaching' methods.
Bet all she does is colours and numbers.
No lazy you're not intelligent your actions prove this.
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Poor Mila, can you imagine Jace asking Mila nicely over and over for something like Mila has just done with Jace and her not giving him whatever it is, sarah would be snatching it from the renegades hands and lecturing her about being kind to her brother but no he’s allowed to just wander off
(MASSIVE NEWS) DITCHING THE KIDS HOME ALONE TO CELEBRATE | PLUS 20 WEEK PREGNANCY UPDATE 
Isla and Mila colour the unicorn book Isla got for Christmas. Lazy wonders why Mila looks tiny. Mila wants a teddy cake bar but they’re all gone. Lazy peels an apple for her instead and then gives it to her whole.
Creepstopher has told Lazy a story. He pretends to be devastated. He passed his test so will have to spend a fortune on Amazon getting ready for the trip. He passed all his tests first timeexcept the STI test. He’s arrogant. Isabelle comes downstairs and he licks his lips when he sees her. Later on in the clip he moves the camera so he can watch her put something in the dishwasher. She needs to learn to wash up or she’ll lose her phone. Lazy starts screeching that she was told if she wanted to eat her dinner in her room last night, she had to bring the bowl straight down or she was washing it up. She brought it down three hours later. She agrees to wash it up. The driving test was scary and Creepstopher thought he’d hit a roundabout. He got six minors and was allowed 12. The RV is in the garage having work done. Lazy is taking him to the cinema on their own for the first time in 15 years tonight to celebrate. He wants to sit in the back row and hold hands. They’ll get VIP seats. He needs to have his drone repaired after he crashed it in the Arctic as he needs it massively for the trip.
Creepstopher has gone to the post office. Lazy has started ordering Esme and Mila’s birthday presents. She isn’t sure on the exact travel dates but they will be travelling over summer before baby girl arrives. There’s potential they’ll be away for one or both birthdays. She is having a funk with Jace and his learning as he’s lost interest. You question everything you’re doing in homeschool. Nursery is just play. He’s reluctant to sit down. Jace starts screeching at Mila because she wants some blueberries. Lazy suggests they share the box out so they have their own. It looks like Jace has eaten most of the box already so technically Mila should be allowed to finish them. She gets him some strawberries and he has to be reminded of his manners. Jace ate a box of blueberries yesterday.
Lazy believes all chuldren at all ages learn better when they can relax. She’s drawing leaves and sticking ladybirds on it so he has to match the ones on the stick to the number on the leaf. Jace enjoys numbers more than letters and he can count to 20. He can write his name and recognise some letters. Footage of the activity.
Creepstopher and Lazy have come out alone. They’ve come to see an adult film at the cinema. Lazy haswaddled run ahead as they’re running late thanks to rush hour.
Esme, Isla and Jace are making Creepstopher a school cake to celebrate him passing his testand his love for girls who are still of school age. They talk us through the items in the cake box and making the cake. Esme has no idea how TikTok girls make everything look neat and tidy whilst baking. The cake baes and Esme leaves it alone with Jace for two seconds so he seizes the opportunity to take a chunk out of the middle. Of course he has to help decorate. Then he gets to test it. He’s been licking batter out of the bowl. He tries to eat Esme’s piece of the cake too.
Creepstopher woos. He and Lazy have cheesy nachos, popcorn and VIP seats. There are two other people in there. He has only had three hours sleep the past three nights. Everyone needs to watch Hypnotic. Outside the cinema there were a group of kids who asked for pictures so they took some. They were making noise and asking how many subscribers they had. It was embarrassing. Creepstopher and Lazy ducked into the cinema. Half an hour into the film the group of kids bounced into the cinema and clearly hadn’t paid for it. They sat in front and were being noisy. They went into another screen and we’re kicked out as Lazy and Creepstopher were leaving. They were outside waiting and wanted to be in the vlog. Creepstopher was surprised at the ending of the film. They haven’t had any texts from the kids.
Lazy and Creepstopher are home. As they walked in they noticed a baby bird sat on the patio. She doesn’t know what to do with it. They can’t touch it as the mum might disown it. Creepstopher takes some water out for it but spills the water all over the patio. The bird is terrified of him and tries to fly away. Jace says they need to find worms. He’s really clever. Lazy will look online and see what they should be doing.
After dinner, the bird is now behind the hot tub. Lazy can hear another bird. If you touch a bird the mum will disown it. They’ve had five or six dead birds outside since they moved in. Creepstopher thinks it’s because of the glass doors.
Pregnancy update time. The sickness is gone and she forgets she’s pregnant half the time. She has no symptoms, cravings or aversions. She doesn’t have shortness of breath or get tired during the day. She’s always felt really good in her third trimester. Any tiredness is due to family life. She can’t remember exactly when the sickness went but it started to wear off at 16 weeks. She now goes days without sickness but sometimes will get a wave of it. She sleeps on her stomach every night but that’s impossible right now. She’s been getting pins and needles or numbness in her arms overnight. The movements have become really strong and are so cute. She can feel her turning over. The 20 week scan is tomorrow. It’s in depth and she’s a little nervous. Previous scans have revealed a cyst on her left side but it should’ve gone by now. The sonographer at the first scan thought it was because the egg was released from the left ovary. She’s had another cyst for four years. In labour with Mila she had a panic and thought it would affect the labour. The midwife called a specialist doctor to check it. The pain when he checked it was ok was horrendous. After the birth specialist doctors came down and said they didn’t think it was anything to worry about and to ignore it. Her cough the last week has irritated the cyst and she’s aware of it. It’s irritating like Lazy herself and she’s hoping to see a GP tomorrow. She thinks they’re going away in the caravan at the weekend. Cravings usually come later on - salad leaves and ice. Her iron levels have been normal.
End of vlog
Isla and Mila colour the unicorn book Isla got for Christmas. Lazy wonders why Mila looks tiny. Mila wants a teddy cake bar but they’re all gone. Lazy peels an apple for her instead and then gives it to her whole.
Creepstopher has told Lazy a story. He pretends to be devastated. He passed his test so will have to spend a fortune on Amazon getting ready for the trip. He passed all his tests first time
Creepstopher has gone to the post office. Lazy has started ordering Esme and Mila’s birthday presents. She isn’t sure on the exact travel dates but they will be travelling over summer before baby girl arrives. There’s potential they’ll be away for one or both birthdays. She is having a funk with Jace and his learning as he’s lost interest. You question everything you’re doing in homeschool. Nursery is just play. He’s reluctant to sit down. Jace starts screeching at Mila because she wants some blueberries. Lazy suggests they share the box out so they have their own. It looks like Jace has eaten most of the box already so technically Mila should be allowed to finish them. She gets him some strawberries and he has to be reminded of his manners. Jace ate a box of blueberries yesterday.
Lazy believes all chuldren at all ages learn better when they can relax. She’s drawing leaves and sticking ladybirds on it so he has to match the ones on the stick to the number on the leaf. Jace enjoys numbers more than letters and he can count to 20. He can write his name and recognise some letters. Footage of the activity.
Creepstopher and Lazy have come out alone. They’ve come to see an adult film at the cinema. Lazy has
Esme, Isla and Jace are making Creepstopher a school cake to celebrate him passing his test
Creepstopher woos. He and Lazy have cheesy nachos, popcorn and VIP seats. There are two other people in there. He has only had three hours sleep the past three nights. Everyone needs to watch Hypnotic. Outside the cinema there were a group of kids who asked for pictures so they took some. They were making noise and asking how many subscribers they had. It was embarrassing. Creepstopher and Lazy ducked into the cinema. Half an hour into the film the group of kids bounced into the cinema and clearly hadn’t paid for it. They sat in front and were being noisy. They went into another screen and we’re kicked out as Lazy and Creepstopher were leaving. They were outside waiting and wanted to be in the vlog. Creepstopher was surprised at the ending of the film. They haven’t had any texts from the kids.
Lazy and Creepstopher are home. As they walked in they noticed a baby bird sat on the patio. She doesn’t know what to do with it. They can’t touch it as the mum might disown it. Creepstopher takes some water out for it but spills the water all over the patio. The bird is terrified of him and tries to fly away. Jace says they need to find worms. He’s really clever. Lazy will look online and see what they should be doing.
After dinner, the bird is now behind the hot tub. Lazy can hear another bird. If you touch a bird the mum will disown it. They’ve had five or six dead birds outside since they moved in. Creepstopher thinks it’s because of the glass doors.
Pregnancy update time. The sickness is gone and she forgets she’s pregnant half the time. She has no symptoms, cravings or aversions. She doesn’t have shortness of breath or get tired during the day. She’s always felt really good in her third trimester. Any tiredness is due to family life. She can’t remember exactly when the sickness went but it started to wear off at 16 weeks. She now goes days without sickness but sometimes will get a wave of it. She sleeps on her stomach every night but that’s impossible right now. She’s been getting pins and needles or numbness in her arms overnight. The movements have become really strong and are so cute. She can feel her turning over. The 20 week scan is tomorrow. It’s in depth and she’s a little nervous. Previous scans have revealed a cyst on her left side but it should’ve gone by now. The sonographer at the first scan thought it was because the egg was released from the left ovary. She’s had another cyst for four years. In labour with Mila she had a panic and thought it would affect the labour. The midwife called a specialist doctor to check it. The pain when he checked it was ok was horrendous. After the birth specialist doctors came down and said they didn’t think it was anything to worry about and to ignore it. Her cough the last week has irritated the cyst and she’s aware of it. It’s irritating like Lazy herself and she’s hoping to see a GP tomorrow. She thinks they’re going away in the caravan at the weekend. Cravings usually come later on - salad leaves and ice. Her iron levels have been normal.
End of vlog
They know they will go
Could Trading Standards do anything before this drop?I said the exact same thing to my husband regarding the teenager shouting stuffHa ha ha Sarah ‘ why are you surprised I got that right , I’m intelligent’
Were the teenagers shouting N once or P aedo Chris ? , do tell us !!!!
He’s a tit. And those bruises
Why does she still try and maintain that lie. The first few things she shows are all widely available on Google - she may not have used a pattern step by step but she’s not thought of a single one of those soft toys on her own
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Bet there was loads of floating fish after he got in there !
“All proceeds are 100% my own” what a self centred thing to write! I thought it was going to be about proceeds going to charity. Just another greedy thing for the slobs to make money from.
A lovely idea would have been blankets (not wankets, Lazy). And taken the children (not creeps, god no) around local children’s hospitals to donate blankets (I know many NICU’s appreciate hats, blankets and octopus’). Not only would this be a fun activity for Esmé, but a brilliant lesson to your children to show them less fortunate children. And best of all, no more money goes to you set for life twats.
A lovely idea would have been blankets (not wankets, Lazy). And taken the children (not creeps, god no) around local children’s hospitals to donate blankets (I know many NICU’s appreciate hats, blankets and octopus’). Not only would this be a fun activity for Esmé, but a brilliant lesson to your children to show them less fortunate children. And best of all, no more money goes to you set for life twats.
Would love to know how he’s driven the motorhome home from the garage if he’s actually done so as he claimed he could do in the vlog - when a garage collects a vehicle they can do so on trade plates so it’s still legal on the road. If he’s driven it back then he’ll have driven illegally as it’s still untaxed.
Mila’s poor face - they really need to be visited by the HV urgently, if she was in nursery there would almost certainly be safeguarding concerns raised
interesting to hear Jace has lost all interest in any type of formal learning. He’s not old enough yet for it to be mandatory but perhaps Sarah, stop pulling out new activities for him to do. Recycle what you already have like educational settings manage to do perfectly fine. All the new activities along with the overwhelming number at once it’s no wonder he’s not learning anything, or is this an excuse they are trying to use to try and cover his delayed progress now that he’s four years old?
Mila’s poor face - they really need to be visited by the HV urgently, if she was in nursery there would almost certainly be safeguarding concerns raised
interesting to hear Jace has lost all interest in any type of formal learning. He’s not old enough yet for it to be mandatory but perhaps Sarah, stop pulling out new activities for him to do. Recycle what you already have like educational settings manage to do perfectly fine. All the new activities along with the overwhelming number at once it’s no wonder he’s not learning anything, or is this an excuse they are trying to use to try and cover his delayed progress now that he’s four years old?
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Haha Creepy’s face was a picture he obviously thinks she’s thick as mince…Ha ha ha Sarah ‘ why are you surprised I got that right , I’m intelligent’
Yep, because limiting the prospects of five children to avoid finding a job just wasn't enough......
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