POOR ISLA ON OUR LAST DAY IN TURKISH PARADISE
Lazy shows us Jace’s breakfast of dreams; watermelon and banana and chocolate sauce on pancakes. That brat's dream breakfast would be a share bag of magic stars all to himself and a good raid of the treat cupboard. Isla has given him one of her bracelets. Lazy sings “it’s the final breakfast” to the tune of The Final Countdown. Esme looks mortified. She and Isabelle are having omelettes. Isla has a sore throat from the air conditioning so will get some watermelon and pancakes in a minute. Mother of the Year didn’t think to get her poorly daughter some breakfast when she got the prodigal son his. There have been air conditioning wars in the sisters’ room this week and everyone has a cold because Esme insisted on having the air conditioning on. You can’t get a cold from being cold you thick cunt.
Lazy hopes she’s in shot. She’s relaxing around the chuldren’s pool and it’s so relaxing and peaceful. It’s officially half term for parts of the UK. It’s 1pm and they’ve been at the pool for an hour. Mila, Jace and Esme are in the pool. Unlike Jace, Mila has no fear of water. She fell off the slide steps backwards, obviously Creepstopher and Lazy are always with her, and she stood up and said “woah”. Jace would’ve had a meltdown. Mila has the instinct that water can be dangerous but Jace doesn’t like water going in his eyes.
Footage of Mila on a slide. Drone shots. Sunbathing. Pool footage of Esme and Mila. Jace goes on the slide. I have no idea why they leave his glasses on in the pool, they could get lost or damaged. Jace sleeps. More pool. Creepstopher says the pools go on forever. They’re some of the best pools they’ve stayed in. He screeches at Esme for diving in the pool.
Creepstopher pushes “little Ted” Mila in the buggy to go and get ice creams. Esme puts on her sunglasses because Isla told her she has black under her eye. She and Isla head to get a drink and Esme is also getting a chocolate and ice cream waffle. Isla initially decides not to get a waffle but does after seeing Esme’s.
DEVASTATING NEWS. The day is ticking by way faster than Creepstopher would like it to.
The week in Turkey has gone in the blink of an eye. When one adventure ends, they’re one day closer to another beginning. They’re sat in the lobby with Isabelle reading, everyone chilling out and Foghorn waffling on to the camera. They have a 25 minute wait and are sat all over the place on the plane. Lazy doubts they’ll all be able to be sat together but hopefully someone came be sat together. It’s a night flight so the chuldren will probably sleep.
Mila finds a beetle on the hotel floor. She is obsessed with anything that crawls. Her father's beanie must be her favourite toy then with all the fleas that are on it. Creepstopher tells her not to stand on it because it’s trying to get back to its house and family.
Creepstopher is officially sad as they’re stood outside the hotel waiting for the transport. Isla sounds tired and close to tears. Coach journey. The Inghams get off the bus and board the plane.
The Inghams are on the plane. They’ve done the whole airport experience. The transport got them to the airport late and they only had 1.5 hours before boarding. They’re split up again with Lazy, Creepstopher, Jace and Mila at the back and the girls at the front together. Of course one of the cabin crew said they watch the Inghams on YouTube and said “Hi Isabelle”.
‘Tell me you can take me home‘ song. Jace plays on ipad. Shit window footage during landing. Fatty Foghorn is now sat in the window seat Jace was sat in. Shot of the plane after landing.
Lazy screeches. The Inghams are now in the car. It feels weird that they woke up in their hotel room, have been swimming and were loving life and have flown back to England. It feels bizarre when they do long days like this.
The flight was tolerable. Isabelle couldn’t sleep and she and Lazy were done. The flight was packed so you couldn’t sleep. You always want to do a night flight on your last day. Lazy is shocked that people flew home on another flight at 7am as they’d have to leave at 4:30am so surely wouldn’t go to bed. If they didn’t do the later flight they’d have only had 5-6 days of holiday. They’re an hour from Rosabelle Manor and will end the vlog here as they’ll be going straight to bed when they get home. It’s 1:25am England time so 3:25am their body clock time. Jace has been excited for the plane home all week. Lazy asked him why last night and he said it was because he loved going on holiday. She told “mate” that they were going home but he didn’t understand.
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Lazy shows us Jace’s breakfast of dreams; watermelon and banana and chocolate sauce on pancakes. That brat's dream breakfast would be a share bag of magic stars all to himself and a good raid of the treat cupboard. Isla has given him one of her bracelets. Lazy sings “it’s the final breakfast” to the tune of The Final Countdown. Esme looks mortified. She and Isabelle are having omelettes. Isla has a sore throat from the air conditioning so will get some watermelon and pancakes in a minute. Mother of the Year didn’t think to get her poorly daughter some breakfast when she got the prodigal son his. There have been air conditioning wars in the sisters’ room this week and everyone has a cold because Esme insisted on having the air conditioning on. You can’t get a cold from being cold you thick cunt.
Lazy hopes she’s in shot. She’s relaxing around the chuldren’s pool and it’s so relaxing and peaceful. It’s officially half term for parts of the UK. It’s 1pm and they’ve been at the pool for an hour. Mila, Jace and Esme are in the pool. Unlike Jace, Mila has no fear of water. She fell off the slide steps backwards, obviously Creepstopher and Lazy are always with her, and she stood up and said “woah”. Jace would’ve had a meltdown. Mila has the instinct that water can be dangerous but Jace doesn’t like water going in his eyes.
Footage of Mila on a slide. Drone shots. Sunbathing. Pool footage of Esme and Mila. Jace goes on the slide. I have no idea why they leave his glasses on in the pool, they could get lost or damaged. Jace sleeps. More pool. Creepstopher says the pools go on forever. They’re some of the best pools they’ve stayed in. He screeches at Esme for diving in the pool.
Creepstopher pushes “little Ted” Mila in the buggy to go and get ice creams. Esme puts on her sunglasses because Isla told her she has black under her eye. She and Isla head to get a drink and Esme is also getting a chocolate and ice cream waffle. Isla initially decides not to get a waffle but does after seeing Esme’s.
DEVASTATING NEWS. The day is ticking by way faster than Creepstopher would like it to.
The week in Turkey has gone in the blink of an eye. When one adventure ends, they’re one day closer to another beginning. They’re sat in the lobby with Isabelle reading, everyone chilling out and Foghorn waffling on to the camera. They have a 25 minute wait and are sat all over the place on the plane. Lazy doubts they’ll all be able to be sat together but hopefully someone came be sat together. It’s a night flight so the chuldren will probably sleep.
Mila finds a beetle on the hotel floor. She is obsessed with anything that crawls. Her father's beanie must be her favourite toy then with all the fleas that are on it. Creepstopher tells her not to stand on it because it’s trying to get back to its house and family.
Creepstopher is officially sad as they’re stood outside the hotel waiting for the transport. Isla sounds tired and close to tears. Coach journey. The Inghams get off the bus and board the plane.
The Inghams are on the plane. They’ve done the whole airport experience. The transport got them to the airport late and they only had 1.5 hours before boarding. They’re split up again with Lazy, Creepstopher, Jace and Mila at the back and the girls at the front together. Of course one of the cabin crew said they watch the Inghams on YouTube and said “Hi Isabelle”.
‘Tell me you can take me home‘ song. Jace plays on ipad. Shit window footage during landing. Fatty Foghorn is now sat in the window seat Jace was sat in. Shot of the plane after landing.
Lazy screeches. The Inghams are now in the car. It feels weird that they woke up in their hotel room, have been swimming and were loving life and have flown back to England. It feels bizarre when they do long days like this.
The flight was tolerable. Isabelle couldn’t sleep and she and Lazy were done. The flight was packed so you couldn’t sleep. You always want to do a night flight on your last day. Lazy is shocked that people flew home on another flight at 7am as they’d have to leave at 4:30am so surely wouldn’t go to bed. If they didn’t do the later flight they’d have only had 5-6 days of holiday. They’re an hour from Rosabelle Manor and will end the vlog here as they’ll be going straight to bed when they get home. It’s 1:25am England time so 3:25am their body clock time. Jace has been excited for the plane home all week. Lazy asked him why last night and he said it was because he loved going on holiday. She told “mate” that they were going home but he didn’t understand.
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