It must be worse than the usual hell in the Ingham house today. Imagine that twat stomping around, shouting, because you just know he’s throwing a tantrum. He’s woken Lazy up before midday - that can’t be good for anyone in that house.
He’s really giving himself away - his true ugly colors. Seems that the Volcanic Orange Insta was from a couple who appear to be in a same sex relationship and have a very cool car. What happened Creepy? Did they reject your offer to join them?
You’re so hard with your threats to block and ‘trust’
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
The biggest wanker is you, my friend, as our hero Kayak Paul would say.
So off you trot, but do keep a lid on it, for the sake of the four kids you already have - and Lazy’s first born. (Did you ever get permission to adopt her? Thought not) They don’t need to see you losing your shit over a reality check on Insta.
Get back to the vacuuming, cleaning the kitchen after the children, folding the clean laundry from the dirty floor, taping what’s left of your hair down and oh yes, get the vlog ready
Pathetic little spunkbubble.