That poor child's face is red, obviously parents of the year didn't bother to put suncream on her face nose and lips. Even in snow weather you need suncream you can get ones for the face nose and lips like a roll on one. I had one when I went skiing with my high school in 4th year
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Jane, Peter (who thinks skinny dipping with a 16 year old is the same as being a nudist), a couple of die-hard Ifannies and Chris had a busy evening and day stalking the comments and likes to figure out Tattler's identities.Right. We're the weirdos, but this is the type of person they have going to bat for them. On the fb post, i saw only two people vehemently defending them. Everyone else was speaking about what we already know. Same on Twitter. One reply from a girl who is possibly mentally disabled, but otherwise, all negative. The fact is that their very small group of diehards provide them with an echo chamber of compliments and positive comments. Every negative comment they get is either immediately deleted or piled on by the same handful of fannies. Stepping out of the shadows and going to the press did not bring them the sympathy they so desperately wanted. Unless you count Peter. Who nobody wants on their team
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Oh lord. That's HIM? God, i feel stupid even attempting to debate what's right and wrong with him.
Creepy looking to go with a creepy personality
Sarah would have been far too busy laying in bed scoffing chocolate. She lets her minions do the dirty work.
They have the most natural ability to make everywhere they go look absolutely shite.
The scenery is gorgeous beyond words but I don’t think they views will be high as time goes on because there is only so much snow and sledging people will watch
No sign of the snow chains either (last pic is when they eventually stopped for the night, can see snow on the tread of the tyres but no chains) - why even bother to lie about putting them on when you know the video evidence shows otherwise?
He’s not even done much of a job clearing the snow/ice off the vehicle. Heaven forbid that at the top of the van above windscreen were to fall down whilst he was driving and cause an accident but also for other road users as well if it falls off behind them! Someone can perhaps confirm for me but surely the rules about clearing as much snow off as possible apply over there as much as they do here? I really do hope police do see them & pull them over whilst they are there because I think there would be a lot of explaining needed.
Edited to add I’ve seen this comment - ‘snow rated tyres’ but you are slipping all over the place? Who are you trying to kid.
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A lovely and relaxing way to spend one's sunday. At what point do you say to yourself, god, none of this is worth it!
I have had such a busy and productive day today. Sitting down to scroll for an hour before i take my dogs hiking in the forest, it truly baffles me that their entire lives revolve around this world. If you don't like that your children are potentially being exposed to nastiness, then take them out of the equation! If you don't want people peering into your weird and filthy life, then don't put it online! They are so far gone, that they aren't able to see that THEY have the ultimate say in how much we know about their family. They could put a stop to it all tomorrow, but they won't, because they're STUCK. They choose to continue this life, because they prefer the money over the well-being of their children. They could turn around tomorrow morning, go back home, sell the McMansion and the big boy toys, put the kids back in school, and get menial jobs. Greed is what keeps them going. The stupidest thing Sarah ever did was stay with him after what he did. Her kids could be living normal, healthy lives right at this moment if she had kicked him to the curb, and put her three children first. Instead she's going to a local rag for sympathy and attention. What a truly crappy world they have built for themselves.
Someone on the MEN Facebook page was trotting out the old “ if you don’t like it don’t look”
let’s get things straight if something dodgy is going on is that what we are supposed to do just ignore it?
Isn’t that what happened with Jimmy Saville everyone who knew turning a blind eye due to ££££ being raised for charity
They would love it if people conveniently forgot what Chris got up to wouldn’t they?
But you don’t have to be an expert to know that sort of sexual urge doesn’t just go away, he’s been caught out once and isn’t going to make the same mistake again
And what about the children are we not supposed to care about them? Just shrug our shoulders and leave those two nitwits to it?
They are only saying people are trolling their children to try and get sympathy because of course people would feel sorry for children being called names
The children do deserve more and we are not going to just ignore everything because some deluded individuals are too brainwashed, stupid or as perverted as them to see anything wrong with the whole set up
let’s get things straight if something dodgy is going on is that what we are supposed to do just ignore it?
Isn’t that what happened with Jimmy Saville everyone who knew turning a blind eye due to ££££ being raised for charity
They would love it if people conveniently forgot what Chris got up to wouldn’t they?
But you don’t have to be an expert to know that sort of sexual urge doesn’t just go away, he’s been caught out once and isn’t going to make the same mistake again
And what about the children are we not supposed to care about them? Just shrug our shoulders and leave those two nitwits to it?
They are only saying people are trolling their children to try and get sympathy because of course people would feel sorry for children being called names
The children do deserve more and we are not going to just ignore everything because some deluded individuals are too brainwashed, stupid or as perverted as them to see anything wrong with the whole set up
What are "snow rated tyres"? Just tyres that can handle snow? Aside from racing tyres, wouldn't that be ANY tyre?
I live in a US mountain region, and a lot of people either swap out their tyres for studded ones during the winter months, or have all weather tyres year-round, and keep chains in the vehicle at all times. Regular tyres will be fine for most winter driving, as long as they're not bald or off balance (which his could be considered the weight of that van), but i wouldn't even consider going up into the actual mountains with basic tyres.
SCARY VAN LIFE INCIDENT - SLIDING OFF A SNOW MOUNTAIN! WINTER VAN LIFE NORWAY
Footage of the snowfall at 2am. Footage of the snow the followingmorning afternoon. Drone shots. Screeching. Lazy tells us the tractors have been at it all morning saving their backs as they clear the snow. She struggles to open the van door and cackles at the depth of the snow. People are sledging. Esme screeches at her not to step down into the snow. Lazy ignores her and it’s up to her knees. Jace asks if it’s just snow and starts screeching when she confirms it is. He almost hyperventilates over the tractor. Lazy screeches and cackles about the snow on top of the van. The thickness is insane. Its 18° and toasty in the van. Mila is shocked.
Creepstopher puts his shoes on. Lazy reassures Jace he can walk through the snow. He gets on the sledge. Lazy gives Babe his phone. Did she confiscate it to keep Norwegian teenage girls safe? They’re wounded as they realise they’re next to a school and the chuldren they saw sledging earlier are probably doing PE. A schoolteacher comes out and says they can join the school. Unforthcoming Isla this doesn’t mean she’s about to start getting a proper education. They walk up the hill. Jace is excited. Lazy moans about walking up the hill. Sledge footage.
A girl told Lazy that carrying skis up a hill is tiring. They have to be careful of what they film because of the schoolchuldren. Back at the van the chuldren bury each other in the snow. Jace is burying Isla. His hair looks wet and tangled. Isabelle doesn’t feel cold when it isn’t windy. She still has the tag on her coat. She didn’t want to sledge and just got photos for Instagram. The snow is always frozen so you never get wet.
Drone. Lazy cannot believe her eyes looking at the views. It’s like a dream. The snow is almost as thick as her. No cars go past for ages so Creepstopher makes her get out of the van and walk to get a shot of him driving past like a n0n€ey boy racer whilst rap music plays. Drone. More driving. They have to stop to film the view. Creepstopher is wetting himself with excitement.
A few times they have seen mounds and wonder what they are. They’re cars that people leave during the winter. Their breaths have been taken away today. Creepstopher was nearly crying over the sledging this morning because they needed to get to the fjord. Isla looks cold and only has a jumper on. Esme is getting photos for Instagram.
Back to the rap music for more driving. Another bleeping fjord. Tunnel. Creepstopher gets sentimental about seeing the rock inside the mountain that the tunnel has been carved in. Cackling. More driving. Woohoo. They come out of another tunnel. Lazy is terrified. They’re skidding. Creepstopher hits the brakes. They’re going super slow. Lazy tells Babe to get in the middle of the road. It’s a 9° decline. Snow chains go on. Cars are flying past and it’s so dangerous. Lazy shows the long road they’re on on her phone. It’s much better with the chains on. No one else has snow chains on. There is a beast mountain in front of them. The road is hairpins and hairpins. They hope the town they’re heading to has shops as they need water. More banging on about the bloody road.
The Park for the Night spots are killing the Inghams. They pull up. Some people will 100% understand why Lazy is scared of being parked near water in case the van was to slip back into the water. She has an irrational fear when she’s sleeping. They argue about it on every van trip. There was a big argument. How lovely for the chuldren and not distressing at all for their parents to be arguing in the middle of god knows where. Creepstopher assured Lazy he has bought a big shovel but it looks like a bucket and spade. Lazy’s hand is bigger than the shovel. He is digging so he can park the van the other way. He is making mountains out of molehills and doing more work than needed. Lazy cannot trust the van. The van is moved.
Lazy shows photos she took on her phone. It’s like a Coca Cola advert for Christmas. Babe screeches that she’s off to make dinner. Isla comes outside wearing only her jumper again.
Creepstopher is helping Lazy cool the eggs down by rubbing his disgusting fingers all over them and then putting them in snow. Jace and Mila eat gingerbread. They remind Lazy of Christmas biscuits. Jace talks about the thing on the chimney that stops birds flying into the house. Creepstopher says they have to tell birdies to go. By 1pm so Lazy doesn’t catch you with them when she rises from her pit. Santa can get down the chimney with magic dust.
Lazy cannot cope with Creepstopher. The pipes are frozen. They have something that insulates the pipes and stops them freezing bit with the temperatures they’re experiencing it’s not working. Tonight Creepstopher is filling up a pan of snow to boil on the hob and wash up with. He shows us the cutlery he’s washing. Next they’ll do the plates and pan.
The night is ending with Creepstopher talking a walk with Isabelle, who is wearing a wanket. The place they’re at is listed as a beach. The fjord is one of the biggest in Norway.
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Footage of the snowfall at 2am. Footage of the snow the following
Creepstopher puts his shoes on. Lazy reassures Jace he can walk through the snow. He gets on the sledge. Lazy gives Babe his phone. Did she confiscate it to keep Norwegian teenage girls safe? They’re wounded as they realise they’re next to a school and the chuldren they saw sledging earlier are probably doing PE. A schoolteacher comes out and says they can join the school. Unforthcoming Isla this doesn’t mean she’s about to start getting a proper education. They walk up the hill. Jace is excited. Lazy moans about walking up the hill. Sledge footage.
A girl told Lazy that carrying skis up a hill is tiring. They have to be careful of what they film because of the schoolchuldren. Back at the van the chuldren bury each other in the snow. Jace is burying Isla. His hair looks wet and tangled. Isabelle doesn’t feel cold when it isn’t windy. She still has the tag on her coat. She didn’t want to sledge and just got photos for Instagram. The snow is always frozen so you never get wet.
Drone. Lazy cannot believe her eyes looking at the views. It’s like a dream. The snow is almost as thick as her. No cars go past for ages so Creepstopher makes her get out of the van and walk to get a shot of him driving past like a n0n€ey boy racer whilst rap music plays. Drone. More driving. They have to stop to film the view. Creepstopher is wetting himself with excitement.
A few times they have seen mounds and wonder what they are. They’re cars that people leave during the winter. Their breaths have been taken away today. Creepstopher was nearly crying over the sledging this morning because they needed to get to the fjord. Isla looks cold and only has a jumper on. Esme is getting photos for Instagram.
Back to the rap music for more driving. Another bleeping fjord. Tunnel. Creepstopher gets sentimental about seeing the rock inside the mountain that the tunnel has been carved in. Cackling. More driving. Woohoo. They come out of another tunnel. Lazy is terrified. They’re skidding. Creepstopher hits the brakes. They’re going super slow. Lazy tells Babe to get in the middle of the road. It’s a 9° decline. Snow chains go on. Cars are flying past and it’s so dangerous. Lazy shows the long road they’re on on her phone. It’s much better with the chains on. No one else has snow chains on. There is a beast mountain in front of them. The road is hairpins and hairpins. They hope the town they’re heading to has shops as they need water. More banging on about the bloody road.
The Park for the Night spots are killing the Inghams. They pull up. Some people will 100% understand why Lazy is scared of being parked near water in case the van was to slip back into the water. She has an irrational fear when she’s sleeping. They argue about it on every van trip. There was a big argument. How lovely for the chuldren and not distressing at all for their parents to be arguing in the middle of god knows where. Creepstopher assured Lazy he has bought a big shovel but it looks like a bucket and spade. Lazy’s hand is bigger than the shovel. He is digging so he can park the van the other way. He is making mountains out of molehills and doing more work than needed. Lazy cannot trust the van. The van is moved.
Lazy shows photos she took on her phone. It’s like a Coca Cola advert for Christmas. Babe screeches that she’s off to make dinner. Isla comes outside wearing only her jumper again.
Creepstopher is helping Lazy cool the eggs down by rubbing his disgusting fingers all over them and then putting them in snow. Jace and Mila eat gingerbread. They remind Lazy of Christmas biscuits. Jace talks about the thing on the chimney that stops birds flying into the house. Creepstopher says they have to tell birdies to go. By 1pm so Lazy doesn’t catch you with them when she rises from her pit. Santa can get down the chimney with magic dust.
Lazy cannot cope with Creepstopher. The pipes are frozen. They have something that insulates the pipes and stops them freezing bit with the temperatures they’re experiencing it’s not working. Tonight Creepstopher is filling up a pan of snow to boil on the hob and wash up with. He shows us the cutlery he’s washing. Next they’ll do the plates and pan.
The night is ending with Creepstopher talking a walk with Isabelle, who is wearing a wanket. The place they’re at is listed as a beach. The fjord is one of the biggest in Norway.
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I knew a steep long hill called constitutional hill the name says it all, cars would slide down during periods of Ice and snow and that’s the uk.
The man has zero experience and he’s putting his family at risk and what for a drone shot ? Lazy looked like she’d been crying he looked pissed off there is more to the story. I also think Izzy stayed behind to watch Mila who is clearly done with their tit
It'll be winter tyres, studded tyres are illegal in the UK. I change my tyres over to winter ones every year.
So after Izzy tells tattlers the ifam how it isn't even cold. Fatty Foghorn then pans the camera to Isla making snow angels. Cackles and tells her that she's going to get drenched. Then goes on to explain that you never get wet as it's so cold, the ice doesn't ever melt. It's 'just frozen'. Then minutes later films a car half covered in snow, and shows where the sun has melted the other half
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
I'm sure the scenery is stunning, but the whole experience, the way they are doing it, is just my idea of hell. It doesn't look enjoyable at all.
My kids love it when it snows. They get all excited. They will play in it for a little while and then it's back inside to get all cosy and warm again. And then the novelty has pretty much worn off.
How are they keeping the kids warm and dry? I dread to think how damp it is in that tin can.
This whole holiday is just a dangerous accident waiting to happen.
My kids love it when it snows. They get all excited. They will play in it for a little while and then it's back inside to get all cosy and warm again. And then the novelty has pretty much worn off.
How are they keeping the kids warm and dry? I dread to think how damp it is in that tin can.
This whole holiday is just a dangerous accident waiting to happen.
Sarah needs to get a new laugh. That bleeping cackle is irritating as duck!
Another thing, jace out in that weather with no hat on is absolute neglect! And his hair is beyond a joke now, it's horrible, get it sorted you pair of smelly tramps!
Another thing, jace out in that weather with no hat on is absolute neglect! And his hair is beyond a joke now, it's horrible, get it sorted you pair of smelly tramps!
Those views have got to hurt - 35.8% drop in views in last 30 days according to socialblade, so that’s the ones who come back for vlogmas up and gone again as well. It doesn’t look like they’ve gained any new interest in viewing numbers at all with this trip like they’d hoped to achieve- that is because no one is interested in bodge it Chris & his next foolish quest.
God help us if/when the RV falls into their hands - another stoooning Europe trip for the summer again with a UK destination thrown in during the Spring.
Please, please, please North Lincs LEA get those kids back into school under a compulsory order. They will be off the radar more than ever when they finally have the space to drag those kids around safely
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what idiot stands outside in deep snow in their bottoms they (presumably) plan to wear to bed!
God help us if/when the RV falls into their hands - another stoooning Europe trip for the summer again with a UK destination thrown in during the Spring.
Please, please, please North Lincs LEA get those kids back into school under a compulsory order. They will be off the radar more than ever when they finally have the space to drag those kids around safely
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I didn’t notice the pyjama bottoms when he was shovelling outside the van
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The snow has not melted. The snow on the other side is from a snow plower going by. Not much snow stick to the sides of a car
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Stund tyres are not allowed in the big cities in Norway or you need to pay an extra fee. But if you are going to the mountains and roads like theese it is highly reccomended or at least GOOD chains. Even low land highways has to many cars and trailers blocking the roads because of bad tires. Specially foreigners or at the first snow
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Good idea having Creepy on school premises near children.
Surely this must be the most boring trip they have ever done. Playing in the snow then driving, driving and more driving with them continually insisting it's not cold and Lazy's manic cackling at nothing.
Surely this must be the most boring trip they have ever done. Playing in the snow then driving, driving and more driving with them continually insisting it's not cold and Lazy's manic cackling at nothing.
Oh that hill is horrible in the weather once my husband had to push his motorbike up and nearly fell down it a couple of timesI knew a steep long hill called constitutional hill the name says it all, cars would slide down during periods of Ice and snow and that’s the uk.
The man has zero experience and he’s putting his family at risk and what for a drone shot ? Lazy looked like she’d been crying he looked pissed off there is more to the story. I also think Izzy stayed behind to watch Mila who is clearly done with their tit
Did they forget to blur their registration
I think that was the point of the newspaper article, trying to raise their profile probably because they’re not getting the free tit from big business anymore. It’s backfired spectacularlyThose views have got to hurt - 35.8% drop in views in last 30 days according to socialblade, so that’s the ones who come back for vlogmas up and gone again as well. It doesn’t look like they’ve gained any new interest in viewing numbers at all with this trip like they’d hoped to achieve- that is because no one is interested in bodge it Chris & his next foolish quest.
God help us if/when the RV falls into their hands - another stoooning Europe trip for the summer again with a UK destination thrown in during the Spring.
Please, please, please North Lincs LEA get those kids back into school under a compulsory order. They will be off the radar more than ever when they finally have the space to drag those kids around safely
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I didn’t notice the pyjama bottoms when he was shovelling outside the van
Did they not stop to consider that the reason no management will touch them is because their image is tainted forever
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