GOING TO A SECRET ALIEN BASE! (EDEN PROJECT CORNWALL) | VLOGMAS DAY 10
If aliens landed on Earth and encountered the Inghams they'd run back to their spaceship and leave the planet asap.
Creepstopher opens the door and exits the air bnb. Riveting content. Then he welcomes us to a “buh-you-tee-full” day in Cornwall. Tomorrow they’re leaving and moving onto pastures new. Every house is stooooooonin and he is moving to Wadebridge. He was on Rightmove last night. Premium beach spot are £1m. The turquoise beautiful sand beaches are like Spain. It’s quiet everywhere and Creepstopher likes that.
Yeah and we want to keep Cornwall that way so stay away. Ponces are not welcome.
He has a riveting amazing vanlife story. He has to collect something from the post office so the trip can continue. When they were in Greece he blew the inverter up in the van so he can power the big appliances. He bought a new one and it was faulty. It fried the Earth cable and Creepstopher was choking from the smoke and it was scary.
Couldn’t he have just moved himself away from the cable? It was nothing he did wrong.
Sure, Jan. It was sent back and confirmed to be faulty.
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He has ordered one from a different company that is more expensive.
Lazy and Mila are watching. Jace wants a peach aka a nectarine because Isla has one. They’re watching Scrooge and Mila and Jace are loving it. Creepstopher holds Mila, who is covered in dairylea dunker. He asks why she would do that.
Because she’s a baby and exploring food, textures etc. If you did some parenting after you fired your spunk into Lazy’s lady garden you’d know that. They’re heading off on an amazing afternoon. The noise of the diesel heater is satisfying.
The Inghams are at one of Cornwall’s best known and most recognisable attractions - The Eden Project. It’s where man and the natural world come together. Google says it’s the world’s biggest indoor rainforest. They were going to come last summer
but couldn’t get a freebie. It’s obvious this is an ad. You get a year’s pass with the ticket. The ice skating session is coming up.
Footage of the Inghams walking. Creepstopher says they stumbled into Area 51. Once again Jace is in the buggy. They get to the ice rink. Lazy squeals they have their skates on. Jace screeches he has his on too. Isla has decided not to use a penguin. Lazy is the worst ice skater but can stay up. Skating footage.
Creepstopher does his best to be signed for Dancing on Ice 2024 but he’s more likely to be chowing down on a kangaroo’s balls. At least he’ll be used to not washing properly for weeks. For whatever reason, Esme grips onto Isla as she uses the penguin.
After skating, the Ingham have come inside for Creepstopher to set up the vlog. It’s 5pm so they’ve come in for dinner. Lazy and Esme have bangers and mash. Mila and Jace are sharing one. Isabelle and Isla got Mac n cheese. Creepstopher got a margarita. Jace says he wanted a potato meal but Lazy tells him it is potato.
I think he means he wanted chips. There was no coke or sprite. The drinks were funky so Lazy got flavoured spring water. She got Jace and Mila fruity water. The girls got sparking apple and Creepstopher chose Cornish cola.The mashed potato isn’t proper mash but potatoes that have been crushed. After dinner Esme brat hugs Isabelle, says she loves her and then whispers in her ear she only said that for the camera. Esme denies this. Lazy is overwhelmed by Mila crying.
Creepstopher is upset everyone has eaten all their dinner so he doesn’t get leftovers. He points out Esme has some on her chin. He tucks into Jace’s leftovers because he didn’t like it as it was peppery. Lazy says she’ll make something when they get home. Creepstopher tells him he won’t get muscles unless he eats all his dinner. Next stop is the “biodomes” - Lazy, “biomes” - Creepstopher.
The Inghams are in the rainforest biome and it’s getting hot. Jace screeches that he’s not going under the waterfall. Breathless climb of the stairs to the top of the biome. The staircase is suspended from the roof so it sways. Esme is scared looking down. Footage of two ladies singing.
Lazy tells us every 11 seconds a rainforest the size of the biome is destroyed.
Mainly to make packaging for all the tat you buy. Your carbon footprint alone is the size of Jupiter. There is a cute restaurant in there but Lazy didn’t know.
The Inghams are back at the house. Lazy cackles that Esme is an old woman because she likes to crochet. Tonight’s movie is The Grinch movie. Lazy loves the other animated one but they watched it 20 times from November because Jace loves it. He sits with Isla and is pulling his own ear for once. Mila is with Creepstopher getting her pyjamas on. Isabelle is getting herself a chocolate muffin. The Inghams have been packing as they’re checking out tomorrow. Lazy teases that they’re not going home. They have been going to bed an hour and a half earlier than they normally would. They have been sitting down to watch a movie every night but they never get to do that at home.
Is she for real??? They sit down to watch Netflix every fucking night!!! Isabelle sits down with her latte and muffin and Lazy calls her an old woman.
End of vlog
Aw, they named a penguin after Lazy