THEY GOT A SHOCK WHEN THEY OPENED THE FRONT DOOR!
Creepstopher butt naked after being kicked out of the Ibis? The LEA coming for an unannounced visit?
It’s probably the most miserable day the Inghams have had in a while so they need every light on. Creepstopher forgot to put the camera on charge last night so they’re only just starting the vlog at lunchtime. Mornings are always taken up with homeschooling, playtime and getting ready for the day. Lazy and Creepstopher are off out to get more decorations soon as he’s adamant they need more. Lazy knows the missing decorations are in the Christmas boxes still in the garage. Due to the proper weirdos online, Lazy has to explain that Mila got out of her pram at Meadowhall and toppled over, as toddlers do when they’re learning to walk. Creepstopher didn’t realise she’d hurt her head but Lazy came around the corner and saw a red mark.
Lazy shows us the clothes she got yesterday because she loves watching clothing hauls. The sizes are all 3-4 years so she can hardly claim he’s teeny tiny. Isabelle comes in to ask if they’re going to the shops. Lazy cuts the camera so she can answer. More clothes whilst Isabelle keeps an eye on Jace and Mila. Prinny seems to be itching a lot and I bet she is riddled in mites and fleas. Singing of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer to Mila. Lazy has a new favourite reusable nappy for her. Isabelle put some trousers at the bottom of her wardrobe after Lazy told her she looked like a Grandad in them. She has decided to take some shoes and a mountain jumper back to Asda but Isabelle throws a spanner in the works as she likes it. Princess Ponce moans that Lazy is still filming after 20 minutes. The dinosaur jacket is chunky and thick like her ladyship. Princess Ponce renters the room singing that Lazy is boring.
To be fair he has a point. Isabelle gives him a death stare when he isn’t looking. She then shows us the pyjamas she got for Mila, some of which she loves because of the frills. There are 70s patterns and they’re footless to prevent slipping on the farble. She has never bought Pyjama pyjamas from Next as the prices are ridiculous so she bought some in 12-18 months to last Mila a long time. Jace clothes should last him this winter and Mila’s pyjamas a year.
Creepstopher has been persuaded into coming out. He is Christmas shopping with Lazy. They got to the door and Lazy was excited but Creepstopher said they needed anything that’s cheap. Lazy has found some light up stars for the designer vagina tables in the hallway. The stars got a reaction of “crap” from Creepstopher. He tells “little turds” Jace and Mila that they better not be fighting in the trolley. Jace is already invading Mila’s personal space and touching her face. He wants a baby doll like she has. He slept in the car. They went to Argos half an hour from where they live, then to the Post Office to drop off Tat and Me packages, the garage to return something and Couplands for a cheesy beans pasty and cheese straws whilst Jace and Mila slept. Lazy went into Home Bargains and had the time of her life buying another Christmas tree. Creepstopher asks if anyone has a fooooo like Lazy that they’re married to. She reminds him it’s her money, not his. He says she has no capacity to chill. Jace wants to get a new toaster.
Lazy says Creepstopher wanted to come to The Range for so long. They’ve come to get lights for Jace and the playroom tree. Mila plays with tellytubbys and Creepstopher tells “little turd” they need to go. She toddles along behind Lazy. She runs away from Creepstopher. Jace says the lights are so beautiful. Creepstopher tells Mila not to touch the gonks.
Lazy is excited to go to a garden centre. She saw a tree for the front garden but Creepstopher said no because he wants one that goes in the ground, which is triple the price. The lanterns are cute and £150. He is using every excuse not to buy anything. Jace and Mila look at the Christmas singing toys anddance to the music. Creepstopher tells Babe to not even think about getting the inflatable turkey or Santa costumes for him. It’s not happening this year. Lazy finds a Christmas waistcoat. Jace finds some Christmas plates for his and Mila’s Christmas dinner. He says Isla should have one too but is told she has an adult plate.
Creepstopher tries on the waistcoat and says it reminds him of Christmas with the Kranks. Lazy says you have to get his attention for as long as you can in the shop and before you know it he’s started to consider options he was saying no to when they came in. He’s suggesting they buy a tree and put twinkle lights on it. Lazy has seen a gorgeous tree. Mila starts crying and the camera cuts so I guess Devil Child has upset her.
Lazy is trying to convince Creepstopher to get the 10ft tree. Jace is still carrying the plates around with him. There are 4000 lights on the tree. They would be best getting lights on Amazon. The lights are on sale. They’d save £6 on Amazon but Creepstopher is impatient. If you find something he likes he doesn’t moan. He says he wants to make Christmas look right at the house as it’s a family effort. They had decisions to make the other day and decided on Christmas at home. They’re doing something different in December instead.
*cough* Norway *cough*. Creepstopher grabs Lazy by the chins and says that last night there was a cabin at Forest Holidays available but it was gone this morning. The price they save pays for the tree. It was £3000 for 6 nights but Lazy couldn’t justify it. If they couldn’t stay in cabin 46 they weren’t going.
Mila is playing with the Christmas decorations. Lazy tells us what she bought everything for. There is a 3ft tree for the playroom. She got novelty baubles for his tree including a train, car, doughnut, Santa, hot chocolate mug and two dinosaurs. The playroom tree theme is mice. Mila is being a renegade because she’s stood up to explore. Lazy sets up the playroom tree.
Lazy can’t decide where to put the tree. They will move a bad boy monster truck to Jace’s room and replace it with something Christmassy. She shows the rest of the tat she’s bought in food shops etc. Footage of the playroom after it has been decorated.
Esme is wearing Creepstopher’s coat and doesn’t look thrilled. They have to put 4000 lights on the bad boy outdoor tree. Creepstopher told Lazy she would be able to get to the top of the tree and has made a table lf boxes. Esme has just had a shower. They want to be seen from space. They turn the floodlights off and Lazy tries to show us the stars. Creepstopher is sorting out the extension lead. They call the kids down. Countdown. Squealing and screeching. Lazy sounds like she might cry for a second. They need a star on top.
Just stick Creepy Christ Superstar up there. Footage of the kids looking at the lights.
End of vlog
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is it just me? She may have lost weight yes but she doesn’t look unhealthy.
seriously thank you for your dedication , I have no doubt that you stop them getting loads of views so you really are doing good lol
