WE'RE GOING HOME.. (OUR PLAN TO GET US BACK TO THE UK)
Lazy and Jace sing the alphabet to Mila.
Personally I’ve heard X Factor rejects with a better singing voice than her. Esme claps. Lazy tries to get Mila to sing. Isla seems to already be growing her fringe in. Lazy hopes we feel ok after yesterday’s emotional day. It was beautiful and Lazy is grateful they watched it all from beginning to end. They stared watching at 9am. Creepstopher says it was mega. The edit at the end had Lazy in tears. She knows it brings up emotions for people who have lost loved ones.
Lazy we all know that when your Nannar pops her vlogs you’ll be straight over to her house to raid the pension pot before her body is cold! And then you’ll have a funeral procession through Seacroft with the 10 remaining ifam bringing you bags of B&M tat.
The Inghams are trying to work out what they’re doing because they have no plan. They will speak about it later but are heading to the beach. If you ever go to Greece… Screeching at Mila for climbing on an inflatable. …you can get out of your bed and stroll down to the beach. They left their chairs there because everyone else did. They’re checking out tomorrow
Drone shots. Creepstopher dives in the water and gets cozy with Lazy. Lazy starts singing. She cannot cope. Creepstopher took Mila for a walk to get her to sleep so Lazy
could go to the cave with him would not have to sit with her. Esme and Isla are on the unicorn inflatable. Isabelle is sunbathing whilst Jace and Mila sleep. Lazy will never forget the last few days and this is one of the best places she’s been. If it was all inclusive it wouldn’t be the same. The shop keeper keeps giving the Inghams free butter and tea bags. Lazy remembers someone giving her a tree of bananas when she came to Greece years ago because she told them she liked bananas.
Teeny tiny bananas specifically as that’s all Creepstopher can offer.
Swimming footage. Creepstopher told everyone to lie down in the water and Isabelle was drowning laughing at Creepstopher and Lazy. Lazy cannot believe how far her feet are from the sea floor. Underwater footage. Creepstopher cannot understand why Isabelle is laughing at him.
Creepstopher pokes the tomatoes and talks about his favourite lunch. Girly screech about a wasp. Tomato, cream cheese and bread. He puts Jace’s dirty t-shirt from yesterday on Mila.
Creepstopher gets out of the van at the ferry port. They’re trying to get tickets out of Greece. They need to catch a ferry to Ancona. It’s the furthest north they can travel. They’re trying to cut time off travelling home. Catching a ferry is difficult and no one was helping him. One company was closed and the other was no help. Creepstopher tells Lazy the woman behind the desk was stupid. The lady said there were no ferries before Monday. Time to go to the supermarket and get Greek food for dinner.
Time for a Creepstopher to explain more about the trip. They set off 6/7 weeks ago. The plan was to get to Greece and have fun. They planned to get to Greece within two weeks but didn’t take into account the places they wanted to stop. Creepstopher wanted to do the mammoth drive. They have vanlifed it the whole way, apart from the Air BnBs. Creepstopher had never been to mainland Greece before and it’s blown him away. They have work commitments to get back to the UK for.
More like freebie holidays they can’t miss out on or a summons from the LEA/social services. They never planned on staying in Greece for a long period of time. They have no time to spend exploring monstrously big Athens. They want to do things on the way home. They have found a route to Greece and Creepstopher didn’t know about the ferry. They will be back in Greece. Greece is big and amazing to explore. They have spots to visit on the way home that they needed to be autumnal. People are getting into autumn and want Halloween vibes, which the Inghams need to consider as well due to content. They’re getting the overnight ferry so it’s cool. It will land them in Italy with them in a position to get back to the UK in time. They need to save Schengen time for stuff they have coming up later in the year.
They're 100% off to Lapland in December. There are lots of reasons they’re heading home. Creepstopher hopes that wasn’t a verbal diarrhea time. They might go and explore Corfu. Lazy is getting nice groceries in and are heading to a restaurant for gyros “ji-rows”.
Creepstopher screeches at Mila. Lazy has come out with a trolley full. Esme picks up a box of grapes and as what the woman is doing. They don’t have pips. Esme got Creepstopher some Maltesers at 5€ for two packets. Isla runs off into the middle of the car park, pushing Mila in a trolley.
Esme shows us her latest creation, which has taken her 12 hours to make. The cow has light blue lumps on it’s body, which makes it look like it caught something from Lazy. Esme has made another cow that is a different shape. Lazy wants her to make a mushroom. Esme is going to make one for Katrina and make a shelf of cows. There is a lot to organise if Esme was to sell the cows to ifam. She is going to donate bonding squares to hospitals for premature babies after an ifam suggested it.
Lazy has cut Isla’s fringe today. Isla says it’s cute and short. Lazy says it looks prettier. Creepstopher has been looking forward to eating “ji-rows” since they crossed into Greece. He has been speaking about them since they left home. Creepstopher and Lazy didn’t get “ji-rows”, they just got it separate on a plate. Mila has learnt to blow kisses at people. They have a Greek salad and the girls have “ji-rows”. Jace is going through a stage where he doesn’t want to eat meals. He wants pudding.
It’s dark. Esme and Isla are off to the toilet block. It’s late as they have been watching movies and eating popcorn with their cup of teas. Isabelle brushed her teeth in the van bathroom. They always rate the bathrooms when they go to a campsite.
Ironic considering they only use bathrooms to shut in and then by-pass washing their hands. There are a lot of sinks and moths. Esme is sad because she was left with the orange and black toothbrush. The girls end the log on the beach.
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