CHECKING INTO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAMPSITE! (LAKE ANNECY FRANCE)
Lazy shows us the blue sky. They woke up to pouring rain. They spent a fortune on a campsite to do water sports for two days. Mila is eating a fig roll. Jace has been hugging Isla for 10 minutes. They're packing up to go to the supermarket and then the campsite. Lazy is excited to "proper camp".
What be proper camp like your husband? Isabelle is impressed with the surroundings and likes arriving at places in the dark.
Lazy and Esme did the food shop. Lazy bought three meals but went overboard and Creepstopher went crazy. They bought grenadine and will make Spiderman juice. Mila screamed in the van on the way back from the supermarket. Esme thinks the name of it, Carrefour "care for" sounds British. They're on their pitch, which look big. The water is in the distance. First they need to get everything set up. Time lapse.
Setting up the van took 6 minutes. Creepstopher is stuck on the roof. Lazy has to go and help him. Mila is asleep, Isabelle is reading, Isla is playing with play doh. Lazy is off to check out the shower block.
Esme says she and Isla checked out the toilet block on the map and it was cool. You had to take toilet roll and soap to the toilet block at the last site. Esme and Isla show Lazy the children's shower rooms. All of them have a bath for small children, which Jace will be happy about as he hates showers. Some of the cubicles have hair dryers. They check out the ladies shower rooms. The girls' chore when camping is washing up. Their favourite memories are made washing up. The pool is next to the van, small but really cute. Most of their time will be spent on the lake. They might hire a pedalo.
Bit of a waste when they already have one in the van for free.
Creepstopher installed an on-board heavy duty compressor for the tyres. He pumps up the paddle boards with it. Lazy and Isla look at Mila's swimming suits. Jace gives Mila kisses and practically knocks her over. Esme shows us the grenadine she and Mummy got at the shop.
Inside the van, Esme breathlessly explains there was a wasp. She's scared of them after being stung in Majorca. She pours the grenadine and lemonade.
Isabelle has finished a book called November 9 and has been sat grinning for the last she doesn't know how long. Lazy wants tips from the ifam on how to separate cups. Isabelle has a go but can't do it. Lazy hasn't got time to submerge them in hot water for 3 minutes. Isabelle asked Esme if she could have some ice, Esme filled her cup up with the rest of it and walked out. Lazy tells her it's selfish. Esme says it's not selfish because Isabelle wanted to eat the ice cubes but she needed them to put in everyone's drinks. She wasn't making Isabelle a drink.
Drone shots. Creepstopher welcomes us to Lake Annecy. Lazy foghorns at Esme not to go too far with Jace. He says this is perfect. You can hire boats, people are paragliding and this is one of the most picturesque places Creepstopher has ever seen. Lazy is paranoid about Jace going on the paddle board with Esme. They could only fit one paddle board on this trip. Yells of "cleeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeer booooooooooy" from Foghorn as Jace stands up on the board.
Esme explains you can open your eyes underwater and the floor is smooth. The girls jump off the jetty. Drone shots. Isabelle and Isla are now on the paddle board. Drone shots.
Lazy tells Jace he can go on the lake with her. He can no longer see the girls. She zooms in on the paragliders. Jace wants to see Isla. Mila plays on the shore. Footage of Lazy and Mila.
The best thing about this meal is there are no ingredients, just throw anything in. Leftover potatoes from the other day, massive amount of garlic, onion, carrot, herbs, tinned tomatoes to plop in and sausage. Lazy wonders why they precooked the sausage instead of cooking it in the Dutch oven and adding everything else in. It doesn't matter because they've already "muckied up" another pan. There is water and stock in at the moment. They're feeding Jace and Mila now. When the vegetables are softened they're adding cream and melted cheese in gnocchi. They're probably not meant to go in stew but are being shoved in.
Lazy and Jace stand at the edge of the lake. Isla writes in a notebook. Esme and Mila sit on the shore. Lazy feels like she needs to whisper. The place is perfect. Isabelle has been busy reading today. Everyone has come to the lake to chill. There are so many people but it's silent. There is a restaurant on the water. The view looks like Lac Saint Croix. Esme and Isla both said today is their favourite day of their lives. Isla is drawing the Stranger Things house. Everything is cooking in the Dutch oven and looking like it will taste so good. Esme has been adorable with Mila. Creepstopher says we can't see the lake properly because of the wide angle lens.
Lazy says this is the best meal ever. It tastes insane. Jace is having some as well and Mila is still awake, despite Lazy saying Jace and Mila would eat earlier. Isla says the whole meal tastes of cheese. When dinner is done the kids play with their toys. Esme and Isabelle have gone to wash up. Lazy and Creepstopher are cleaning camp. Lazy says they're trying to be quiet but evidently Jace is not. She is so excited for tomorrow. They left the Dutch oven too hot so it got rid of the stock. it wasn't dry because of the soup. Creepstopher wants to do a camping recipe cook book but Lazy says she just throws everything in.
Except the towel, which is why this shitshow is dying a slow death.
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