ESMÉ GETS A HAIR TRANSFORMATION!!
Creepstopher starts the vlog. He tries to claim it's the morning. Lazy says everything he says is cheesy. It's Friday and he tells Babe she looks like a ray of sunshine in her top party dress "so priddy". They're in The Range to get tat for the upcoming annual 'lets drag the kids across the world against their will' trip. Hopefully The Range will satisfy their needs. He spots a Stranger Things poster and says Isla would die if she saw it, even he thinks it's cool. He and Lazy are "totally hooked" although she "wouldn't say I was totally hooked". Creepstopher calls her a liar.
Pot kettle black.
If Creepstopher was a superhero he'd want the power to fly but now he wants to be like El and move things with his mind. Lazy says he's cringe.
Creepstopher, if you were a superhero your name would be Super Creep and your power would be sneaking into the homes of lone women with your ibis napkins. He stops for two seconds to look at a curtain rail and Lazy disappears.
It would be great if they both disappeared. He finds her and gives her a small lecture. Lazy tells him to open his eyes and he might find her.
His eyes are open hun but he's not looking at you because you're not 16 and look like a beached whale. Creepstopher wants to buy the pink sparkly kettle. The kettle they have doesn't feed their family. Lazy teaches him how to say "kettle" properly. He broke the whistling kettle. The grey kettle would suit the theme but there's none left. Whistling kettles give a camping vibe.
As soon as Creepstopher turned the camera off, he walked to the end of the aisle and suggested buying the cheapest kettle. He gives Lazy a hug. A Halloween ornament catches him off guard. Lazy is excited for Halloween and tells us to look at how cute everything is. Cute isn't the right word. She's decorating the house for Halloween like she's never decorated before.
They won't even be home for Halloween if Creepstopher has any say in the matter. Lazy tells Creepstopher to stop looking at the sweets because he doesn't need them. Creepstopher finds a £10 shelter for the beach. He told Lazy they don't need it but they do for Mila.
In yesterday's vlog Lazy said they're doing something with Esme at Meadowhall because Isabelle was going there with her friend. Isabelle's friend lives in Manchester and her train has been cancelled. Lazy says there must be "some destruction". The friend's train home was cancelled and the one at 2:30pm was full. Esme was gutted because she wanted her hair doing. They've booked her into a hairdressers close to the manor.
Creepstopher has gone to "run some errands". He wants Esme to just get a trim but she's getting bangs, the same as Isabelle's. Isabelle wants hers redoing. Esme doesn't want a middle parting. Footage of Esme having her hair washed. Lazy says they're not filming her anymore until she's done. Mila is eating cheerios.
Lazy rubs her grubby hand through Esme's hair, which has many natural blonde highlights running through it. Esme is happy with her haircut.
Creepstopher is back from
the Ibis running errands. He's excited to see Esme. He films himself and tells "babe" it looks pretty. The hair salon didn't have an appointment for Isabelle. More talking about the blonde. Lazy and Creepstopher rub their grubby hands through Esme's hair as Lazy tries to convince us Esme has some hair the same colour as Jace's. There are two more shops to go to because they need to get DIY things. Lazy sings the B&Q slogan whilst Creepstopher rubs his invisible beard. She asked him to turn the camera back on to do it.
Creepstopher wanted to come to B&M for a shelf. They got there and he realised it was time to do the vlog so he couldn't come in. He will join them after. Esme is disappointed there is no Lion cereal, her favourite in the entire world. The briefly stop to look at the pot noodles. Lazy loves super noodles in bread with lurpack. Footage of Mila shaking her head during her daily speech therapy session from the world's biggest foghorn.
The Inghams are home. Lazy plays with Jace. Music plays as she films the box, showing us that the toy is good for fine motor skills, logic and memory, the mind and teaching numbers.
Esme is in her room. She is grateful for her hair but it gets in her face at night so she has to clip it back. Isla spilt a drop of milk on Esme's cushion after she nudged her. Isla only likes milk with one of those milkshake straws in. Esme is excited because she has hair rollers coming tomorrow. He curs fall out straight away when she brushes her hair after using the dyson. She hopes the rollers will work. She is going to crochet tonight with her four new colours.
End of vlog
Someone needs to go up a clothing size or two
He looks at a bag of sweets with more love than he looks at his wife
So sneaky!
