The Ingham Family #24 Mint Imperials And Carrots A Plenty, Thats Lazy's Veg Intake Done For A Century

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It would be interesting to find out their policy on privacy, and grown men accessing the play area. I was a lifeguard when I was younger, and there would be a chap turn up every Saturday for when the inflatables went in - always 'helping' the kids onto the slides etc. I can't believe she doesn't tell him to maybe ease off on the things that make him look like a creepy pervert.
Because money making is more important to her than anything

There’s so many perverts about it’s best to trust no one
 
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I always thought only adults were allowed in soft play if they were supervising a child, say, 5 years or under?? He’s so stupid and childish. No parent should have to worry about their child being knocked over by some 30+ year old man throwing himself down slides.
I used to work at one and adults would usually only go on if they noticed their child misbehaving, or if they were in the baby/toddler area. Sometimes they'd help very young children down slides but they'd never go down their on their own! It was mostly the party hosts who were supervising and playing with the kids.
 
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I’m a nanny (or was before having a baby) and I’ve been up on those soft play structures a minimal amount of time (to rescue stuck toddlers) usually if they can get themselves up there they can get themselves down (bit of an iffy age between 2 and 3 where they can get up and then lose confidence in their ability to get down ?)

I love(d) my job and have done party entertaining also. Classic crazy children’s worker. BUT heck would you find me up in those play structures for fun ??

Not good for me, not good for children’s social development and I’d rather be drinking coffee and eating cake.

Chris is a special one for sure! ??
 
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He definitely shouldn't be in there. My goddaughter is 2 and she goes in on her own with her elder brother. Their Mum can always see them and they can't get out without going through two gates anyway so it's perfectly safe.

Chris is just a perv. I'm sorry but no grown man of 30 wants to play in a soft play area. It's germ ridden and full of little children, what appeal has that got to a man?
 
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Idea for a thread title, but it needs an ending:


The baby is almost here, the cold sore has reappeared and something something something (maybe 'Chris should be nominated for perv of the year'?) .
 
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Idea for a thread title, but it needs an ending:


The baby is almost here, the cold sore has reappeared and something something something (maybe 'Chris should be nominated for perv of the year'?) .
The baby is almost here, the cold sore has reappeared softplay with Creepy no fear.
 
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‘The channel’s not thriving, baby shower guests not arriving, but Creepy’s still gurning - the beanie needs burning.’
 
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Little eggbert is almost born
While Chris is watching underage porn
He creeps up in the children's soft play
Trying to eye up the catch of the day
 
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The Ingham Family #25 - Hide your kids, hide your wife, Chris is heading down the slide.
 
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I'm going to be controversial, really don't mind if I am a lone voice here and the suggestions are good - but does it always have to rhyme? Sometimes I feel short and sweet can be more impactful. Of all the thread titles on any platform, my favourite has always been "Chris and his creamed carpets". I like to think of the Inghams reading it and slightly dying inside (in a metaphorical sense!)
 
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Do soft play areas have weight/height restrictions? Surely his thundering, giant body can't be good for some of the parts of soft play areas.
 
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Do soft play areas have weight/height restrictions? Surely his thundering, giant body can't be good for some of the parts of soft play areas.
They used to. I worked in one and was very strict on hight. Nowadays they seem to be build for anyone
 
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My daughter has been left very upset this morning. One of her best friends dads has just been arrested by the police for being in possession of child porn.
He’s married and has 2 daughters no one had a clue.
You think you know someone...
I’ve never mentioned it on here but my dad was charged and sentenced for the same thing last year. Well he was charged in 2017 and finally sentenced at the end of 2018. It’s an awful thing to deal with, feels like my whole childhood with him was a lie.
 
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again - filming in places like that pose a HUGE safeguarding issue. What if one of those poor children is in protective services. And also, why do they AUTOMATICALLY assume that every single child in their consents to being filmed, even if they’re not caught on the camera, not many parents would be happy with a pervy man running about with a Cannon G7x whilst their children are trying to enjoy themselves in a safe place.
 
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How ironic that in today's vlog Sarah asked what a "bloomer" was, with that massive crust blooming on her top lip!

And remember guys, don't feel you have to cover up anything or imperfections because apparently they don't define you. The irony! Why quote the likes of Trump and Jung when she can impart such wise words of her own. What an absolute muppet.
 
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again - filming in places like that pose a HUGE safeguarding issue. What if one of those poor children is in protective services. And also, why do they AUTOMATICALLY assume that every single child in their consents to being filmed, even if they’re not caught on the camera, not many parents would be happy with a pervy man running about with a Cannon G7x whilst their children are trying to enjoy themselves in a safe place.
Talking of this I noticed the other day when they were in McDonald's I think, someone walked past and their face was blurred but noone elses was. I'm assuming they must of asked to not be shown.
 
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