OUR LAST DAY IN MEXICO & ARRIVING HOME!
Vlog starts with Isabelle dancing with Mila. Mila starts babbling and Lazy says she's singing. It's their last day in beautiful, tropical, sweaty paradise. They go home tomorrow. They've been for breakfast and repacked their cases. They're heading to the pool for nice family time
because there will be none when they return to England as Creepstopher will be in the Ibis.
Creepstopher says he'll miss the sun beds and view of the
teenage girls and young women in the pool blue sky. He walks over to the pool and asks Jace where his sisters are. They're elsewhere in the pool. Creepstopher got himself a new flask and the ice will not melt all day. It keeps drinks cool. He doesn't know what the science is behind them. The cabana is the only place in the resort with four sunbeds and they've managed to nab it a few times, including today. You have to get up early to get it. Lazy foghorns at Creepstopher to get in the pool. Creepstopher films Isabelle and Jace in the pool. They're playing a game. Jace woke up a farmer but is now a lifeguard.
Mila has now been dumped on the bar drinking a cup of orange juice with Lazy laughing at her. Isabelle is also at the bar. They're having lunch. Lazy films a lizard. She tells Jace to be careful and Esme not to give it food. Creepstopher calls it a foooooo and Jace screeches at it. Lazy says the lizards (bearded lizard apparently) are cute at a distance. Isla says a guy was holding a snake on the beach yesterday. It was wrapped around his neck and he was charging people to hold it.
It was probably Creepstopher.... got to afford the mortgage somehow, even if it means charging tourists £50 to hold a snake for 2 seconds. The lizard isn't leaving. Esme spent half an hour trying to save a butterfly, she saved it and cleaned it, it flew off and a bird ate it.
I bet that was a shock to her because no way are those foooooooos teaching her any science i.e. the food chain or lifecycles during 'home schooling'. Isabelle says there are moths all over the floor.
Isabelle tells Creepstopher he's busted. He just ordered a Purple Rain but the bartender told him it was called an (he puts on a weird Indian accent) Bora Bora.
It's now later on and Creepstopher is in the hotel room. They've been back to have showers and missed their Mexican restaurant reservation on purpose. They were in the pool just before 7pm, got chatting to some Canadians and it was too late by the time they got back to the room. Jace and Mila needed naps at 7pm and now they're off to the buffet, which everyone is very happy about. The reservation was in the sister hotel so they would've had to get out of the pool at 4:30pm t get there on time. Isabelle says the restaurant is unreliable. Lazy says it isn't their type of place. The Mexican in the resort isn't just fajitas, burritos and tacos. It's a lot of spice and not English Mexican. Creepstopher asks if everyone is ready and they screech yes. Esme says they've been waiting for him for 3 hours but he tells us it's not his fault. They're all feeling sentimental and sad. The routine of having 'houses' next to each other has been really cool, they don't want to give them up and they haven't had to clean for themselves. He isn't looking forward to getting home to Bissel.
And in the blink of an eye it's the next day. Time to go down for the final breakfast. Jace has mango, fruit loops, milk and orange juice. Esme isn't feeling it this morning, sad to be going home. She doesn't want to do the 3 hour transfer to the airport or 10 hour flight home or the 2 hour drive from the airport to Rosabelle Manor. It will be 7am UK time. Lazy shows us her plate and says this is why she's going home a whole dress size bigger than when she came out; 2 fried eggs, 2 bits of toast, about 6 spoonfuls of guacamole with tomato and 2 hash browns (one of which is for Mila).
Lazy heads into the lobby shop to get a souvenir from the trip. Footage of the products. The shops are stocked up with everything that you need, but are more expensive than at home. Jace decides he needs a ukulele.
Lazy cackles and says Creepstopher looks so bad. He's soaking after moving the bags to the lobby. The neck-lace has stained the top the whole way around. They bought the ukulele but Creepstopher isn't sure how they'll get it home.
Creepstopher went to the bathroom to tidy himself up. It didn't help but he's dry now. They're on the coach to the airport. He's super sad to be saying goodbye to Mexico.
They're now in the airport. Creepstopher is drinking the best chai latte he's ever drunk from Starbucks. Lazy moans about Mila fidgeting. She wants to go off on her own now. They have a 2-4 hour delay on the plane. Different people are telling them different things. They have a Johnny Rockets so Creepstopher doesn't care about the delay. Lazy says the cutest thing ever happened. There was a family a couple of check in desks down and the little girls looked like she could've been Jace's sister.
She probably is, knowing how much Creepstopher gets about. I doubt he even knows how many women he's shagged. The girl was playing on a trunki, Jace went over asked her name and offered to push her. The girl said her name was Hattie, Jace asked what she liked to do and she said gymnastics, Hattie returned the question and Jace said monster trucks. What melted Lazy's stone cold heart was Jace turned around and said "look, that's my famiwy". Isla is being occupied by her phone so she doesn't call Foghorn out for her lies.
Mila is screaming. They just went to get fast food. Christine says "some here Mimis". They got 2 burgers, hot dog, pizza, 2 cokes and fries in the form of a pack of jelly sweets. Lazy cackles that that was the cringiest thing she's ever filmed.
The Inghams were starting to lose the will so they're now sat in Johnny Rockets. Creepstopher plays the ukulele behind her. They have two hours so have ordered dinner. Esme just had a caramel frappuccino and now wants an Oreo milkshake. Not to mention the open bag of crisps in front of her... Isabelle fell asleep the other night and bratty Esme took the opportunity to change all the widgets on her phone to a selfie of herself pulling one of her stupid faces. They try and get Mila to say bird. Apparently she can say buzz and duck now. They look through holiday pictures and Esme compares it to one of the stupid face she pulls. More footage of trying to get Mila to talk on camera. Shot of the burger for their tea. Of course Creepstopher is sure to include some sneakily filmed footage of Isabelle eating.
More footage of Isabelle. Lazy asks Jace if he's full of cheese. She asks if he enjoyed the holiday. They're sat in the lounges and still delayed. The flight has been delayed further until 6:15pm. They've been at the airport since 12:30pm. It's 4:37pm now. They have a long journey ahead. if they set off at 6pm, they'll land at 4am their body clock time, and get home 1pm UK time. Lazy will not be able to sleep on the plane with Mila and Jace. Mila will be sat on her knee. Lazy wished she's have time for a nap when she gets home but she won't. They're delayed due to the inbound flight being late getting to Cancun. Lazy has been left with the kids whilst Creepstopher walks around the airport somewhere alone.
The Inghams are now on the plane. Footage of Jace and Mila. Music to footage of the view. Shots of Creepstopher holding Mila, Jace asleep. More window footage. Creepstopher shows us the map and says they're an hour and a half from landing. They're somewhere over the Atlantic on the west coast of Ireland. The tell me you can take me home song plays. Footage from the descent and landing.
The Inghams are home. Lazy stands in the kitchen of Rosabelle Manor. It's a rough day. She's so tired. Its 3pm and they got home at 1pm. They had to do a couple of stops on the way home because Creepstopher needed drinks and they needed milk. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Creepstopher made them a cup of tea when they got home, Lazy sat on the sofa and closed her eyes for two minutes. Two hours passed. They couldn't sleep on the plane; the girls got 3 hours each and Jace and Mila slept the whole flight. Jace fell asleep before the first drinks trolley came around. Due to the tail wind it took 9 hours to fly home. The kids slept on the 2 hour journey home. Mila fell asleep for 2 hours when they got home. They need to stay awake so jet lag doesn't set it. Creepstopher is off to mow the lawn whilst Lazy does laundry and dinner. Lazy is going to to do a tips and advice about traveling to Mexico with a baby tomorrow.
End of vlog
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