The Ingham Family #229 Travelling with the pox, channel on the rocks, where are the baby's socks?

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Not one comment tonight asking why last nights vlog had comments disabled or asking why 11 vlogs have been removed

 

[Kate1970]

A while ago Chris declared he's good at using the drone, yeah because on tonights vlog you nearly lost it

 

[Saddlesoap]

Just posting for receipt of views

 

[Priority education]

Genuinely wish they got squatters there. I think it’s utterly plausible given the amount of time they are away from home that it could happen. Would love to see Chris try and challenge a squatter. To be honest it’s probably be cleaner with squatters in it, the hygiene state the Inghams currently display is so poor. Bedraggled hair, dirty clothes. I couldn’t care less for Chris or Sarah but the children especially Jace and Mila really do deserve better parenting. Jace for all his irritating behaviour is simply a product of his upbringing, he’s not had chance to socialise with similar aged peers. For the whole big issue they made regards their ‘dream home’ they seem very keen not to be in it for any considerable time.

John and Louise?

I’ve experience of squatters. This is not personally but professionally. It is horrendous. The damage they do, how quickly they establish rights and the long and costly process of getting rid brings a chill to my spine. In this case let it rock. The Ingham foooooos will sort the haterzzzzxx

 

[Loulou17]

Can I just say.. I couldn't put my finger on why their vlogs of Ireland felt so so off to me.. I live on the WAW and whilst yes we have outstanding scenery and coastlines what makes Ireland special is.. The "Irish people"! Personality, language, culture, celtic heritage.. How can you do a travel vlog and not have one irish person appear and or our music.. There are many wonderful trad sessions at play every day all over the country. This was the weirdest representation of our country ever it was basically them in a van looking out a window

 

[Sally1993]

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Just posting for receipt of views

The vlogs and thumbnails these days are so dire it’s unbelievable.. their target audience is children-pre-teen girls.

But let’s use a thumbnail of a stone/grassy circle.. that sure looks interesting for children/pre-teen girls! I’m sure they’ll love watching Sarah reciting historical facts from Wikipedia for ten minutes straight! Hey, whack in a photo of the two eldest girls pulling stupid faces and that’ll sure make it exciting!

Lord give me strength.

 

[MissWinnie]

Can I just say.. I couldn't put my finger on why their vlogs of Ireland felt so so off to me.. I live on the WAW and whilst yes we have outstanding scenery and coastlines what makes Ireland special is.. The "Irish people"! Personality, language, culture, celtic heritage.. How can you do a travel vlog and not have one irish person appear and or our music.. There are many wonderful trad sessions at play every day all over the country. This was the weirdest representation of our country ever it was basically them in a van looking out a window

was watching a film this evening at cinema and ad for visiting Ireland came up and instantly thought of the Ingham vlogs & in just a few minutes it showed what Ireland was all about with the music, culture, outside scenery etc -yes they’ve captured some shots of your coastlines (some locations using illegal drone footage) but just watching that ad It’s clear that there is so much more to see - makes me quite sad for your country and the other places they’ve visited in the death trap van. It’s a shambles that they can even claim to be travel vloggers because they do very little really - their ifannies will say anything to please them but apart from hate watchers, I don’t think they had any serious views from people aspiring to do the same - if I didn’t know of them, I’d have watched and switched off!

 

[Otterwise]

Yep desperate can't wait to see the tone of the vlogs next week

A goat is not a donkey Christopher Malcolm. You however, are a giant ass.

 

[Hope Marple]

Lazy’s up early! Damage control? Or taking the baby to the hospital?

I’ve been up every 2 hours with my senior girl - feline, 18. She’d had diarrhea & vomiting every 2 hours. I think it’s probably a symptom of her kidneys failing which is to be expected and being managed. Of course it would happen the day that my car is in for a service
She’s settled now, but we are both reasonably exhausted. She’s sleeping on her heating pad, I’m on Tattle!

Checked in to see what’s up on Everything Ingham - a rampaging herd of silent elephants in the group! The ‘very busy admin team’ must be fully earning their blessings from their Dear Leader for vetting every post and monitoring comments for damage control. Only praise allowed.

One post was asking for suggestions for an 11 year old’s birthday party. Ideas came such as spa day, make-up tutorial, out for pizza/movie with friends. Lots of ‘pamper days’.
a) ok, times have changed - but make up tutorial, mani-pedis for a girl turning eleven??! Exact opposite end of the scale with the Ingham teen, approaching 17, squealing over a generic stuffed toy.
b) all suggestions a world away from anything the Ingham 10-11 year old would get. No mention of dolls or ill-fitting clothes in sales chosen by fashion-criminal mother

Right, back to catching up…

Oops, spoke too soon - there have been questions, few answers, but one from a ‘fully qualified and licensed all-around [sic] media agent professional’ responding as a ‘huge big massive fan of the Ingham family’ who apparently loves them ‘immensely because they have helped me with keeping calm, relaxed, happy, loved etc…’. ‘…respectfully asking the members of the ifam to please please continue to be nice and friendly and supportive to myself and the other ifam…’

Oh my word that doll is £299.

 

[Priority education]

What’s with Creepy and Kerry? Take it he’s slobbering all over the Blarney Stone too

 

[LadyGarden]

I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but I always think of Big Mandy (This Country) when I see Sarah in a shirt.

 

[Randomer8269]

They didn’t just leave Esme in the van they also left Mila! She’s a baby in a cast left with a 12 year old!! Will these 2 never learn!!

An injured 12 year old at that…

 

[Otterwise]

I think he does it because he hates her (despite what the arm tattoo says), same as him leaving in unflattering video footage of her constantly. Probably makes him feel superior, looking like the more intelligent of the thick pair.

He really does think he is the equivalent of a brain surgeon compared to his wife.

 

[Lolly52]

Much as I utterly detest Creepy, he must get so pissed, as everytime he talks, mouth almighty lazy continually butts in, non stop verbal diarrhoea and now her clone and sidekick, Izzy joins in, taking the piss out of creepy and rattling on, in garbled, unintelligible speech.
They all have such a limited vocabulary, repeating the same fuckng words over and over. Please send those children to school, so they can widen their horizons.....and learn to speak more clearly.

 

[Whotsup]

Can I just say.. I couldn't put my finger on why their vlogs of Ireland felt so so off to me.. I live on the WAW and whilst yes we have outstanding scenery and coastlines what makes Ireland special is.. The "Irish people"! Personality, language, culture, celtic heritage.. How can you do a travel vlog and not have one irish person appear and or our music.. There are many wonderful trad sessions at play every day all over the country. This was the weirdest representation of our country ever it was basically them in a van looking out a window

They never do the real experience of a place/ country- I would love to visit Ireland and see the views , listen to the locals and learn the history, visit some of the pubs and markets - just driving from place to place and not socialising with the locals is pointless they could have stayed at home

 

[Otterwise]

Oh my word that doll is £299.

Can you imagine? I hate to say this and I apologise because I don't like comparing expenses, but that is my parent's rent, water and electricity for a month in a very small flat in my home country.

 

[Scotblock]

I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but I always think of Big Mandy (This Country) when I see Sarah in a shirt.

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Lazy is actually bigger in size to an big Mandy now it’s mental how much weight she’s piled on lately.

 

[yazoo21]

DO NOT MISS THIS!! TOUR THE RING OF KERRY! WILD ATLANTIC WAY | VAN LIFE IRELAND

Jace has his toolbox and Lazy asks if he's ready to do some "tooling". There's a dog swimming. Lazy zooms in on the shells and clams on the sea floor. She asks why there are so many. Mila plays with Jace's toolbox and squeals into the camera. Drone shots. Lazy couldn't have wished for a more beautiful, perfect place to wake up. It looks nowhere near as good on camera as it does in real life.

Creepy zooms in on Isla and says she's loved being there this morning. She's been watching the clams and filming TikToks all morning. He tells her it's time to go and asks "babe" if she's loving it. They're at a Park for the Night spot on the Ring of Kerry, as you come out of Killarney National Park its the first stop on the map on the coast. It had 5* reviews. They're doing the Ring of Kerry before heading to the very southernly tip of Ireland, which looks incredible. Creepy is sad to miss the coastline on the south of Ireland but 3 weeks is nowhere near enough time. You need months to do it. The alternator is running because everyone rinsed the electric last night with TVs, kettles, microwaves, hair stuff and bathrooms. Driving footage.

First stop is Whitestrand beach, which is stoooooooning. Drone shots. Next up is Staigue Fort, a medieval fort made without mortar so the stones are glued together. Creepy probably thinks it was done with Gorilla Glue. It was built between the 5th and 11th centuries, which Lazy says is quite a few years ago. She says it's almost as old as Creepy. Stop stealing my jokes Lazy. She reads off an information board. Isabelle hates when you're stood at an information board and someone is reading aloud. Lazy doesn't take the hint and continues reading. The fort was home to a wealthy landowner and the walls were 4 metres thick. Lazy asks Creepy if he can imagine having a view like that but having to block it off due to a security breach. Sounds like something you'd do fooooooo. Jace screeches. Creepy enters the fort to find Lazy and the kids hiding in the wall, Esme doesn't seem to be there. Jace screeches about a spider. Isla and Creepy climb to the top of the wall to see the view. He works out that the fort is over 1000 years old. Lazy says the man had a hammer to get the rocks. drone shots.

Next stop is one Creepy has been looking forward to - Derrynane Beach. All the beaches are insane. Creepy is sending the drone up to show us the Caribbean-style beaches. They could easily be anywhere tropical right now. They drove past a caravan site that looked unbelievable. Creepy can see the Skellig Michael islands, which is where Star Wars: The Last Jedi was filmed. He is a Star Wars geek. Such a load of shite, when does twatface ever watch Star Wars? It's never even mentioned unless they go on a roadtrip and pass somewhere the films were made. Every county has been their favourite county so far but Kerry is on a different level. Achill Island was amazing. Everywhere is unreal and there is so much they want to see. Lazy wants to come back and get a cabin or Air Bnb. They haven't had a chance to have a barbeque. Creepy has had a wicked time and they will be back. Footage of Jace running barefoot across the beach an the drone going up. Drone shots, shots of Jace and Isla paddling in the sea fully dressed whilst Isabelle and Esme are off elsewhere doing TikToks. More drone shots.

Creepy films the sand on Jace's feet and legs, calls him a "sand monster" and asks what they're going to do with him. Isla says they had fun and Christine tells Jace that's what it's all about. Driving footage. Creepy has to pull over in the middle of the Caha pass. They hit their final county - "Cooooooooooooooooooork boom". They're finally in the bottom county and it's bittersweet. Lazy tells us they've been having a snack whilst waiting for Creepy's drone to charge as they haven't put it on charge. She's noticed a pool of water near the top of a mountain and it looks so cool. She doesn't know if the drone will go that far. She asks if we can "imagine the water never seen by human because there's no way nobody could climb to the top of that mountain". Creepy tells her someone could. Drone shots of the van driving.

Creepy nearly lost the drone, Lazy tells him he doesn't deserve a drone and he says he has no blood pressure left in his entire body. The battery got low and Creepy overid the warning at 20% to come home because it's way up the mountain. It kept following them down the pass because it follows the van if the battery gets too low. Creepy stopped the van as the battery got critical. It wasn't letting him override the fly home and ignoring him. He has a thought that he just needs to reset the home point, which gave him enough control to get it over from the cliff face and it dropped onto the road. Lazy says he almost killed the drone and if he had he would've been gone. Creepy has no blood pressure or blood sugar left, so they need to get to the night spot so he can have a stiff drink.

The Inghams decided to get a campsite right on the water. Lazy, Mila, Jace and Isla are off to find a park whilst everyone else sorts themselves out. Shot of the water. They find the park and Jace finds a tunnel. Lazy will let Jace and Isla play whilst she gives Mila a quick feed.

Isabelle says tonight is a special night because she's making her masterpiece legendary omelette meal. Lazy agreed it was the best thing ever. She's going to try and remake them. The have onions, mushrooms, ham and cheese. Footage of Isabelle cooking and Jace and Isla playing. Creepy walks up the path to hug them. The vlog ends with Jace and Isla standing at the edge of the lake.

End of vlog

Hey Lazy, International Zebra Day was two months ago.
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Why is isla dressed like a granny

 

[Kat5998]

Something I’ve mused upon for a little while now, but do you think he’s deliberately leaving clips in of Sarah being particularly stupid to make her the focus of attention? Tonight really was another level of stupid, and he could have easily cut those out. I think that we’re so used to her talking utter nonsense that we almost just tune it out as noise at this point, but for anyone new watching their vlogs, you have to wonder what they make of them.

Imagine having to listen to Lazy droning on and on every night as you edit the slogs? I bet he mutes the clips of her speaking so doesn’t realise what she’s actually saying

 

[Maisie842]

“You Irish love your ice cream”. Hmm, no I don’t believe Ireland are particularly known for that. I think like any nation there are a number of places that sell it, your family just happen to sniff it out like pigs looking for truffles.

Imagine having to listen to Lazy droning on and on every night as you edit the slogs? I bet he mutes the clips of her speaking so doesn’t realise what she’s actually saying

If there is a hell, listening to them on loop is what I imagine it is.