TAKING THE SPRINTER VAN UP IRELANDS HIGHEST AND MOST DANGEROUS MOUNTAIN PASS?!! VAN LIFE IRELAND
Lazy and Isla start the vlog. Isla's spots have all scabbed over and she's no longer contagious.
Although you and Creepy are, God only knows what is lurking in that beanie. They're looking forward to mingling again. They're still in "very very cute" Dingle. There are gift shops and ice cream parlours, the Irish love their ice cream. Lazy really really really wanted to get up today. Jace is looking at the sheep, which Lazy calls "lamb babies". Esme's ankle still hurts when she walks but it doesn't hurt when you press on the foot so they're going to see how it goes. Dr Lazy says it's just muscular and Esme doesn't want to go to hospital. This is the last national park of the trip and they're going to find a big waterfall. Lazy wants to see what the big stone thingymabobbydo on top of the mountain is.
Driving timelapse. Creepy is taking cover behind the van because of the wind. They were about to drive the Connor Pass but have found a snag. The sprinter van is over 2 tonnes and wider than 1.6m so the Connor Pass is going to have to be a no, which sucks as it's the highest mountain pass in Ireland and the views are insane. They're doing a whistle stop tour of exiting the peninsula before doing the Ring of Kerry, which Creepy is very excited about. More driving. Shots of the Isla on a beach. Stop number two on the tour out of the peninsula is Minard "my-nard" Castle, a 16th century castle damaged to the state it is today. Drone shots.
Creepy keeps doing some random bits in black and white today and it's super annoying. More shot of the kids on the beach. More drone shots. The kids walk back to the van.
Driving footage. The go through Killarney and then enter Killarney National Park. The first stop in the park is the Torc Waterfall. Creepy films himself exiting the van. Esme has two sticks as crutches. She didn't get out at the castle as there were no sticks around. She wishes she had Isabelle's crutches from when she broke her toe. Jace screeches that he's got a stick too. Esme's foot feels weak and if she stood on it it would be like jelly. She hops along. Jace runs off and Lazy screeches at him not to go too far. She hopes Jace and Mila have escaped the chicken pox. It's 200 metres to the waterfall. Shots of the trees and waterfall. They stare at the waterfall looing bored. Back in the van Creepy says the waterfall was "cute". Christine makes an appearance to say "very good very nice" and they all debate about where the phrase originated. Onto the next thing in the park.
Drone driving shots. Drone shots of a lake. Don't quote Lazy but she's sure they've found the real Jurassic park. It's pretty but on a different scale to what they've seen further north. Th next stop will be Creepy's favourite because it's called Ladies View. He challenges anybody to show him a better view anywhere in the world.
A Florida prison cell with you in it. More drone shots and driving footage. The Inghams were looking for a supermarket and stumbled across a town called Kenmare "ken-maaaaaaaar", which they spent 15 minutes driving around because the streets are cute and the shops are adorable. It's so colourful and cute, Irish Balamory. They're looking for somewhere to park for dinner. When you're in a van everyone wants a peek inside. They've found 8 restaurants and are going to one. It was Creepy and the girls against Lazy, who wanted to have
McDonalds omelettes. Creepy told Babe that plans change. They have two nights left and a travel at the port day.
This town is gorgeous and Creepy says they had an "intimate" Italian so there was no filming in there. Lazy wasn't impressed but Creepy liked his dinner. Intimate,
Lazy unimpressed but Creepy liking his dinner. 
Did he disappear upstairs for a while Lazy? Isla wasn't impressed because her dinner had barbeque sauce in and she doesn't like barbeque sauce. I can hear Jace in the background. Creepy says the town is like a little American town - Texan high street vibes. Lazy and Creepy look through a shop window. Creepy gets everyone in the van and helps Esme with her socks. They're not staying in the town so are driving to a harbour 20 minutes away, which is on route to the ring of Kerry.
Jace sings aka screeches Incy Wincey spider. Lazy and Isla join in and Lazy starts tickling him. Jace whacks the camera. Creepy calls Mila "Miss River" and "Miss Mila Rosabelle". Then he asks a very hyper Jace if he's ready for his power milks. Lazy says she'll pull Jace's head off and that she wants to sing nursery rhymes to calm him down.
It'll take a good few hours for that to happen after all the sugar you've fed him. Creepy tells "fooooooooo" Jace that he needs his face cleaning and teeth brushed. He stole Lazy's pie but Isla says he actually had Creepy's banoffee pie. Lazy says Creepy doesn't like banoffee pie but he says he hasn't had a chance to like it. He only got it as it was a two pack. The Park for the Night spot is incredible as they're on a pier with mountains in the background. They're completely alone. He'll try and show us outside. He attempts to sing.
Creepy shows us outside but it's completely black. He films over a wall and says he can see the ocean and stars. They're on the bottom of the peninsula the Ring of Kerry goes around. They're working their way around the most epic sites of the Ring of Kerry tomorrow. It's the last full day tomorrow. They're visiting friends on Sunday and they head back to England on Monday.
So today is Friday. Lazy wants a shopping day in Dublin "Double-in" as the ferry isn't until night time. The friends live in Cork before doing half the journey to Dublin and the other half the next morning. The hope to have an afternoon of shopping before the night time ferry.
End of vlog
Yeah it totally looks like she should be going for a
hike walk in the woods.
Doesn't look like Creepy has been brushing his teeth.
They don't look bored at all.
If Esme's ankle is so bad that she needs to be carried around by Isabelle (third screenshot) then they should take her to hospital.
and Sarah you don’t have to do a fake blog where you make a fake fuss of the child your a rubbish mother end of
as her cast literally crunched with the weight of him landing on her, what if he had kicked her in the face? But yes that didn’t happen so it doesn’t matter, no need to try and make him behave 