The Ingham Family #228 You've been hit by, you've been struck by...my two syllables

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Sarah is a lazy bint
Wish they would take the hint
Nowhere needs their stupid views
Wish they were called out on the news
Putting their kids in harms way
Just to earn a cheap payday
Go home Inghams no one wants you
You’re just a pair of ignorant foos
 
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Basically if he steps back in Florida, he knows all da ‘trolls’ will inform the authorities. The crime he committed is a federal offence punishable by a massive fine, up to 10 years in prison and signing of the sex offender register.
In reality nothing would happen but obviously noncey Nora knows he’s guilty and wouldn’t risk it, after what happened in Oz 😂😂

New vlog- what’s it like living with teens in a van. Doesn’t sound sex offendery at all!
What happened in oz?

Lazy vlogging out the window while driving alone because obviously the girls at the back are not sitting in their seats. Just see Esme facing the wrong way!!View attachment 1215584
WTAF does she think she’s doing clambering over these rocks with Mila in a sling and having a cast on! FFS how dangerous- does Lazy have a bloody brain cell in that greasy head of hers or she just so desperate for footage for the vlogs now she’s willing to risk falling on top of Mila!!

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Her ridiculous crap she speaks that these places were untouched 20 years ago because only social media can tell people about tourist attractions.

Has she heard of books?? Her stupidity has no bounds!!!
duck me. Me big eye little eye is very apparent.
 
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What winds me up the most (after child exploitation and being a perv) is these Ifam take the time to comment....ones lost her dad, another having a bad day and like classic narcissists they don't show any compassion towards these. Just reply with a "thank you" or whatever, because to them, its just about the engagement and the money.
 
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Lazy vlogging out the window while driving alone because obviously the girls at the back are not sitting in their seats. Just see Esme facing the wrong way!!View attachment 1215584
WTAF does she think she’s doing clambering over these rocks with Mila in a sling and having a cast on! FFS how dangerous- does Lazy have a bloody brain cell in that greasy head of hers or she just so desperate for footage for the vlogs now she’s willing to risk falling on top of Mila!!

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Her ridiculous crap she speaks that these places were untouched 20 years ago because only social media can tell people about tourist attractions.

Has she heard of books?? Her stupidity has no bounds!!!
Fook me. Me big eye little eye is very apparent.
 
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What do they earn for 23k views? I don’t know how it works
If I can remember,but not quite sure, it is between £3.00 and £6.00 per 1,000 views but not sure if that figure is before youtube take off their percentage. They can also earn money for adverts clicked through their vlog.
 
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Where is that creepy prick? He leaves his dense wife on some rocks with a baby, in the worlds shortest most unsecure sling, with an unruly 3 year old and 3 girls that couldn’t work out how to turn on a light between them. Sarah really thinks she’s aspirational and untouchable, in reality she’s a thick witch that is a total laughing stock!
The fake "posh" voice fools no one ,she's dirty and daft and he's the same,the pair of them aren't fit to be responsible parents

Good god please no...some ifam misses Isabelle and Esme's videos the horrendous skits and another thinks Esme's turbo arm is cute...what planet do these peole live on ?
 
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The fake "posh" voice fools no one ,she's dirty and daft and he's the same,the pair of them aren't fit to be responsible parents

Good god please no...some ifam misses Isabelle and Esme's videos the horrendous skits and another thinks Esme's turbo arm is cute...what planet do these peole live on ?
What in gods name is a turbo srm
 
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God Isabelle needs to get a life ASAP , imagine at 16 years old saying yay when your creepy step dad says he will build you a “brew shelf” in your tiny little bed that you have to share with your younger sister with the fear that your lardy mother will fall on to you at any time . At 16 I was using my fake ID to get into clubs , although illegal it’s definitely more character building than Issys life .
 
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WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE LIVING IN A VAN WITH TEENS! DOGS BAY | WILD ATLANTIC WAY | VAN LIFE IRELAND

More like what it's like living in a van with an overweight ponce who is attracted to teens 🤮 🤮😷

Lazy says hello to a ewe *Creepy googles to find out what a ewe is*, who is trying to feed her baby in peace. Instead, this morning afternoon she's been rudely interrupted by our van full of foghorns. She loves when the tail wags. The lamb turns around and stares at Lazy. It's a cloudy day and they're driving to the Twelve Bens, which is Irish according to Creepy. There is a massive horse walking in front of them. They're on a one lane road and there is a sheep up ahead as well. Lazy tells Creepy to turn the engine off because the horse is getting stressed so they just need to sit quietly. Unfortunately a screeching Esme hasn't quite got the memo. The sheep and horse stare at the van. Lazy doesn't want to upset the horse but tells it to go home. Why don't YOU go home you mardy cow, that horse what having a nice afternoon until you fooooos rocked up. Isla says the sheep's nostrils could fit Mars in them. They drive on slowly and Lazy thanks the "good boy" sheep. Esme wants sheep in the garden. Drone shots of the Twelve Bens.

The Inghams are stuck because they drove down a dead end road. Lazy guides Creepy as he turns the van around. They drove for 40 minutes. Creepy gets out of the van and goes around the back to get shoes. Lazy has an unimpressed Mila in the sling again. Isabelle has found the next place they've come to. It has two names but today it's going by Dog's Bay. It looks nice from where they are but nothing like the view they had on the way there. It's a piece of sand between the ocean. The water is so clear and the sand dunes look insane. One side is Gurteen Bay and the other is Dog's Bay. The sign says to keep of the dunes. The weather is cold and windy but Creepy want to jump in the sea. Jace runs over with a piece of food and shows us that he and Lazy are wearing matching shoes. Creepy feels bad for whoever owns the house next to the bay because every window has been smashed, as well as the caravan. Lazy thinks there was a fire because it's dark in the house and she cannot imagine thugs being there. Well you're the expert on thugs considering there are several in your family. Lazy tells the ifam to comment below what happens because it was either a fire or a renegade. Or maybe they did it for vlog content... Drone shots.

Back in the van now. Lazy wants to say that she knows the weather is having a detrimental effect on the holiday but humans are too because over the last 20 years these places have been less visited due to having no internet. The beauty has only been seen by word of mouth and social media. She wonders if it's a good thing or bad thing and talks about erosion. Creepy says they've made a booboo in the day, Lazy says it's him but he says it's we, they both did it. They're at the Leitir Móir "lee-tier more" Causeway. He has no signal to fact check how to say it. They've driven an hours and a half from Dog's Bay. It's ridiculous and only appreciative, Creepy cannot show us how gorgeous it is and it's too rainy for the drone. They're going to drive around it and Creepy didn't research it. They're heading to Galway.

One thing Lazy has learnt about Ireland is how unpredictable the weather is. It's a real shame when they cannot film the beauty in front of them due to the wind and rain. It puts the pressure on. They've driven through something spectacular - similar to Brimham Rocks but times a trillion. There's nothing but rocks as far as your eyes can see. Lazy is getting out of the van to get snacks for a movie night. She eyes up the doughnut splits. She enjoys looking at the different food in shops.

The second half of the vlog is just Esme and Isabelle.
Isabelle and Esme asked to make dinner tonight and Lazy said yes. They have a tomato and ricotta sauce, pre grated cheese and pasta. Esme is offended that Lazy bought pre-grated cheese because she knows she loves grating cheese with her turbo arms. Isabelle wonders how much pasta to use. They're also making pre bought Spanish omelettes. How lazy, is it really that hard to make an omelette? Lazy and Jace are colouring whilst the girls argue over dinner. She wonders if what Jace is colouring is cheese or a slice of pizza. Esme points out that on each shelf is a healthy thing and an unhealthy thing and Jace shoves her hand away when she points at the cheese he's colouring. Esme drains the pasta. Isabelle films Esme's plate and says they're amazing.

Isabelle asks Esme to pass her her avocado soft toy. Esme says it's staying in her corner where she sleeps. Isabelle takes it and says it's hers, she paid for it with her own money. Esme says she steals it off her every night because she forgot to bring her soft toy Arlo with them. Isabelle never brings Scruffy in case she loses him. The girls both have toys from when they were babies. Their bed is like a den. Creepy asked Isabelle to let him know if they need any upgrades. He forgot to make them a brew shelf. They also want LED lights. The girls have been switching between watching Pretty Little Liars and Monster High. Isabelle tells Creepy that they have to get the original Barbie movies when they get home. Esme is addicted to rich tea biscuits. She has a stash of them.

Something amazing happened for Isabelle today She loves music. Esme never listens to music and the only person she would listen to is Olivia Rodrigo and she knows all the lyrics. They were going to try and get tickets a long time ago and they were gone the second they were launched. Esme wants to be the next Olivia Rodrigo. Guess who's performing in Manchester in July. I think we know what Esme's birthday surprise will be. Esme has set up a Spotify account and Isabelle helped her with playlists, adding Billie Eilish songs to it and Esme likes a few of her songs. She would do anything to go to a concert. Esme listened to the music whilst they were driving and Isabelle is proud. Creepy passes the teas.

End of vlog.

Creepy realises how gorgeous he is 🤮 🤡
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I’m pretty sure I’ve read something about if a kid is wearing a cast, then they should be changing possession quite often, so that they don’t get wounds from the pressure…. All of Mila’s back side must be one big wound from sitting in that car seat day in and day out… 😶
 
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I’m pretty sure I’ve read something about if a kid is wearing a cast, then they should be changing possession quite often, so that they don’t get wounds from the pressure…. All of Mila’s back side must be one big wound from sitting in that car seat day in and day out… 😶
You're right.

This is a great page for information about caring for a child in a spica cast. The Minghams really should take 5 minutes to read it. But they won't as they only care about Mila when she's providing content.


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