I personally hope they get all the Irish rain (sorry my home country)Ireland must have saw them coming, raining all day for the entire weeklooks like they’ll have a great time stuck in the van! But knowing them they’ll put their summer gear on and go swimming in the sea
Babygrouo Mondays, playgroup FridaysWell no, no playgroup on Fridays
WE HAD TO CANCEL OUR TRIP..
Lazy starts the vlog with the word "good" going extremely high pitched. We're joining them on an exciting day - day 0 of the holiday in the van. She's excited but stressed because they should've left an hour and a half ago. The last few hours are always stressful and lead to Lazy and Creepy arguing and Lazy squawking about what still has to be done. Creepy keeps saying they're not on a timescale. It looks like everything is in order so Lazy is off to clean and sweep the floors, the last thing they do as they're walking out.
Mila is in her car seat and Lazy squeals at her about how she's loving life. In the next clip Lazy is in the car and they're on the motorway.The timing is the worst, they had to pull over to sort him out and he's asleep now. They're off to Granny Jane and Hi Steve's house first to drop off Prinny so Lazy will be able to wash the seat.The trip hasn't been without poor Jace getting sick. It's been at least 6-8 months since he got travel sick. He's always been rear facing and never had travel sickness but he's literally just filled his car seat. I bet all that sugary crap that he inhaled yesterday didn't help either.
Creepy isn't going to lie and say that was the smoothest start to the trip because it wasn't. Creepy got a buzzcut this morning so has no hair, although the wimp isn't brave enough to take off his beanie. What do you think we'll do, laugh at you? Oh Creepy we laugh at you beanie or no beanie. He got a grade 3 today and fade. Today marks the start of a big adventure in the new van. He promises we're getting a van tour but wishes he'd had a couple more days to make it absolutely perfect. He's so happy with it but it's killed him working on it until 5am and then getting up at 7:30/8am. 7:30? No Ingham would get up at 7:30 unless there was a travelling sweet shop outside. He's happy to go to bed earlier because he's felt rubbish the past few days. They don't need to be at the place they're going to until tomorrow morning so they're going to wild camp. They're catching a ferry somewhere cool tomorrow and have a 5 hour drive to get there. Hmmm, are they going from Cairnryan? Seems a bit of a waste when Liverpool is much closer. I bet Creepy is terrified of Liverpudlians. They're having dinner at Granny Jane and Hi Steve's. It's something he's wanted to do forever and he's so grateful to be able to do it in the beautiful van he built himself.
Creepy closes the van door and they're home. It didn't go to plan because Jace was sick again at Granny Jane and Hi Steve's. Probably their cooking, I can't think it's any better than Lazy's. They didn't have to cancel the trip but it was the right decision. They've cancelled the ferry and rebooked for the following morning. The plan is to wild camp tomorrow night. It's been 2 1/2 hours since Jace was sick and he seems to be in good spirits. Isla carries Mila over to the camera but it looks like she might be struggling with the weight a little, although Creepy doesn't notice. He thinks the sickness was travel sickness but jace just wasn't over it.They're home for now. So Creepy and Esme supposedly have severe emetophobia but he's perfectly fine to talk about it in detail and she's able to stand there listening?Lazy feels like that's what it was because he got up, had coco pops for breakfast and was fine, had food and things including fruit earlier in the morning, they set off and he was sick in the car. He ate one of Granny Jane's famous tuna sandwiches with quavers and was fine. He then stole Isabelle's Dr Pepper off the side and drank it, Lazy took him off it and gave him juice and it was "that that he was sick". It wasn't the Dr Pepper or coke because he's had those before and it didn't make him sick but *contradicts herself in 3, 2, 1* that "was what he was sick", it was just fizzy drink. He didn't bring up sandwich.
Isabelle says Creepy was crying about missing the ferry last year and it's her favourite memory of her life. How much do you guys think the petrol station would sell the footage to us for? Isabelle now has a phone case with a photo of Creepy crying on the back. He says he wasn't crying but he was stressing. Isabelle does an impression of him crying about his hard work being for nothing. He says they were going to miss the ferry so their covid tests wouldn't have been valid and they would've had to pay £500 to get them redone, rebook the ferry etc so he was stressed.
Lazy makes a cup of tea in the baby bottle that was in Isla's room the other day. In the next clip he says the vlog hasn't been exciting as they expected. If one of the chuldren was unwell they wouldn't be staying in the van. No but it's ok to drag them around Brighton and Disneyland Paris. Luckily this happened on the way to Granny Jane and Hi Steve's. If it happened on the ferry it would've been a nightmare. If anyone has a phobia of vomit she's about to speak about it now.They decided to come home so he could sleep in his own bed. If no one catches it they'll be able to go tomorrow. Lazy has done something to her hip so let her know if you woke up and felt like your left hip was twisted so couldn't walk.He was sick in the car and then at their house but he hasn't been sick since so they don't know if it was a bug or travel sickness.
End of vlog
He's fuming that they had to come home
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I hope this was for Jace or Isla. Giving caffeine to a baby wouldn't be one of their worst decisions.
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OMG look at the filters even her Sausage Fingers have fkin shrunkHer comment!!!
Sarah you really don’t look 15 in that picture. You look stupid!!!!
In England car seats only have a three point harness. In the US I’ve seen what you describe but they appear to be add ons to stop a toddler wriggling out of their straps. In Australia we have six point harnesses, at each shoulder, each hip and two at the crotch. They are also tethered to a point in the back of the car by a belt attached to the car seat. I probably didn’t do a very good job at describing that. We’re only just catching up with rear facing for longer though.That makes me feel even more sick to the stomach, as I said no idea about car seats other than what I read/ see so in American programs babies are seen with a chest plate I guess where it buckles and it's supposed to be positioned at a certain height, is it the same for UK car seats? As Mila's didn't seam to have one.
Do itThe screen shots of Milas car seat need to be reported. Its neglect and completely dangerous.
WTAF?So much for the mud kitchen!!
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His wrinkled face!
Absolutely have to agree. I think @greencow should be renamed diamondcow or greendiamondcow. Whatever she calls herself her commendable services to tattle are much appreciated. Can’t sleep I’m on first night puppy watch@thegreencow - Are you part of Tattle Admin? Or do you do what you do for us around here (tirelessly looking after us with your daily vlog recaps, starting the vast majority of new threads along with comprehensive thread recaps, wiki updates etc) out of the goodness of your heart?!
You don't have to answer and I'm sorry if I shouldn't be asking, for some reason, but I was just curious because you always put so much effort in, day in day out. It must take up so much of your spare time, I hope it doesn't become a chore.
Anyway I'm sure that everyone here appreciates it. You're a superstar, you really are!
I admire your tenacity and sheer bloody determination to post summaries each and every day. Notwithstanding the time it must take - your attention to detail and observational wit is hilarious. On behalf of all tattlers please keep on keeping on.No I'm not admin. I do the vlog rundowns in part to keep a log of the contents of the vlogs so that if they're ever deleted there's a record of what's said, done etc. I also do it for those who don't want to watch and give extra views. I will start new threads if I see that it's on page 51 or 52 because that's when it tells you to do so at the bottom of the page. Tattle is a bit of a time capsule for people to look back on the Inghams' actions in the future and I expect the children will read here at some point whether it be for be curiosity or because something major happened (for example Chris is arrested or convicted) and they want to see if Sarah is telling the truth about us being 'trolls'. My hope is that one day they'll see the truth and learn that in reality we're just a group of people who care and want the best for them, some of us are parents ourselves.
Voluptuous = curvaceous. Droopy = ‘heading south’ due to being voluptuous????? Either way my spaniels ears remain nothing like Lazy’s tits.I don’t think they can be simultaneously voluptuous and droopy can they? Regardless, she needs to keep her bangers at bay & stop trying to score some ‘Mother earth’ points. Lactation doesn’t offset scores of misdemeanours.
Aaaah, You've got a brand new fluffy baby! She is beautiful!I’ve been totally overwhelmed. Two of my very elderly dogs had to be put to sleep during lockdown and I was left with just two.
Him indoors who isn’t remotely romantic had my Valentine’s Day gift delivered today. He couldn’t grasp my amusement when he said her name was Rose.
Isn’t she just…., but him naming her Rose!!!!!!Aaaah, You've got a brand new fluffy baby! She is beautiful!
She is adorable!I’ve been totally overwhelmed. Two of my very elderly dogs had to be put to sleep during lockdown and I was left with just two.
Him indoors who isn’t remotely romantic had my Valentine’s Day gift delivered today. He couldn’t grasp my amusement when he said her name was Rose.
its almost like Sarah truely has no understanding of what’s good for her kids or not ….she mentions coco pops and Dr Pepper and shows tubs and tubs filled with sugary treats like it’s something everyone else does….doesnt she know about sometimes food and what’s the best for young bodies and brains to develop…we have had coco pops as a holiday treat always followed by a slice of what we call summer quiche….something to off set the sugar fix…I would never have told anyone that i hadIt's not a wonder he's hurled all over the van when he's being given bloody Coco Pops for breakfast and God knows what else. And then she says he's not only stolen someone's Dr Pepper or Coke but that he's had it before. He's just turned 3!!! It beggars belief.
I'm assuming the bottle of warm milk was also for Jace. He needs to be using a sippy cup or a regular cup before bed, not a bottle in bed, and have his teeth brushed after, preferably not straight after. They really are just so lazy. Now they are trying a dummy with Mila again so they can have some peace in the van whilst driving unnecessarily. If they were having new experiences and exploring the trips would be worthwhile but they do nothing so what's the point?
Soft play is the perfect breeding ground for childhood illnesses. And you just know that they won't make the kids wash their hands before eating or before leaving.
Absolutely. No flies on youShe is adorable!
I'm assuming Rose is short for Rosabelle and he named her after the famous manor house.
I knew you were genuineWelcome to the Isle! It’s beautiful here
Have any of the other mums said anything about Lazy?A special hello to everyone who doubted me
Needless to say, she wasn’t at playgroup this morning
All for the gram!!I know nothing about breastfeeding but I've never seen a baby being fed like this before, in this position? I just think "poor baby"
I agree, she's already been severely impacted by their selfish behaviour of prioritising trips to flying tiger over her education, but for them to drag her on a ridiculous trip just weeks before her exams takes their selfish behaviour to a whole new level. These exams are important. They will open doors and give her opportunities for the future. I know some home educated children don't sit GCSEs but they often have other qualifications or work experience to fall back on, Izzy doesn't have anything.IMO IF and that’s a big IF, Issy is sitting exams next month why didn’t they just leave her with the grandparents and go away without her? Can they for one time in their lives not be so god damn selfish and put their kids education first?
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