OUR DOG GOT ATTACKED IN THE NIGHT!
The vlog starts with Jace telling Lazy that Mila is so cute. Lazy has been trying to capture him saying that on camera for ages because she never wants to forget how Jace says "Mimis is so coot Mama". They're up bright and early to check out. She moans that they have to check out at 9:30am and Esme says she wants to check out at 3pm, although Lazy says that takes the mick for the cleaners coming in to clean. Isabelle points out that they don't know how bad the cleaning will be.
I recon it will take at least three hours to clean up after the Inghams, at least the showers and bath won't need to be cleaned though. Esme say they clean up before they leave. Lazy has heard from hospitality cleaners that people leave their rooms really bad. The Inghams hoover the floors, make sure the dishwasher is unloaded, put the table back how it was and strip the beds.
Esme and Isla haven't stripped their beds because they wanted to leave it looking like it was, and they've also written 'thank you' into the cushions with their fingers. Creepy walked in with cups of tea in the morning. It's 10:10am because the Inghams managed to get a check out for an hour later. Lazy tells us that when they check in they ask for a later check out and if the place isn't busy they manage to get an extra hour. They've messed up because Lazy has packed Jace's socks and the food except bread for breakfast, got the bread out and realised they have no butter. Jace is eating a Smarties thingymabobbydo for breakfast so they're pretending it's Easter. They'll get something to eat when they leave. Jace asks for McDonalds but Lazy says no. They had pancakes for breakfast on Monday, bacon sandwiches yesterday and the cream buns they made so they're definitely not having McDonalds breakfast. Isla says that next year Easter is on her birthday. Lazy thinks they should celebrate Easter a day early or a day later next year but Isla doesn't want to.
Lazy starts talking about Jace's outfit. Creepy starts moaning that it's half 10, Lazy says it's 10:20 and tells him to shut up because he doesn't pick up the camera. She never puts Jace in jeans because he's dinky but she got some for him in size 18-24 months in Primark and they're falling down. Isla hops into the background and tells Lazy that Jace has her foot. The Inghams are heading to Skegness.
Footage of the drive to Skegness. Its very wet but Creepy says the place looks insane as the fog is blocking the view of the sea. He reminds us this is where Jace fell sick before going into hospital. Creepy feels like he's in the desert. All the arcades are shut. Creepy walks over to film the sea because he wanted to, although no one else wanted to get out of the car. Skegness is on Creepy's bucket list so they'll be back on a nicer day. He moans that his camera is getting soaked. They're off to Costa.
Creepy and Isabelle walk down a street. Mila has fallen asleep so they're not getting her out. They're getting something to go. They come out and Creepy says he can smell the chai already. Driving footage.
The Inghams have been home for an hour. Mila and Isla are playing with some toys on the living room carpet. Jace is tired and Lazy says he looks like a ragamuffin. Creepy is hoovering in the kitchen because Jace dropped something. Then he comes in and takes Jace because he needs to get changed.
Lazy bought Mila a present for her first Easter. She wouldn't usually spend this amount of money on Jace or the girls. She's has a theme going on and will continue with it until Mila's first birthday, much to Creepy's amusement. Lazy got a pink one when she was born, Granny Jane got one for her first Christmas and so Lazy had to get one for her first Easter. There are four and Lazy fell in love with two so eventually decided to get both. They're dozy dinkums - cackle. Lazy says they're special to keep forever. They'll go on Mila's shelf in her bedroom and she can keep them forever and ever and ever before passing them onto her chuldren, if she chooses to have chuldren, or maybe she won't.
Lazy told Creepy she feels like they've been on an extravagant, high-activity holiday and now she needs to go to bed for two weeks. She feels exhausted and there's no reason why she should feel like that. She has been doing the photography for her blankets to keep herself awake and Isabelle is upstairs helping. They've also been coming up with new designs for Teen and Me because Isabelle hasn't had a chance to do that in the past few months. They've been finalising designs and they're the favourite ones Lazy has ever chosen. Creepy and Mila are asleep on the sofa, which is what Lazy wishes she was doing right now. Jace is sat eating crisps and watching tv whilst Esme and Isla are doing crafts. Isla is doing her egg excavation set. Esme is making something for the 'miscarried' baby using resin. Lazy repeats the story of the 'miscarriage', although she can't remember exactly what week of pregnancy she was.
If she'd really miscarried I'm pretty sure she'd remember the week it happened. It's a traumatic event and something you're unlikely to forget. The girls want to keep the pregnancy tests in their memory boxes. Lazy picks up the piece of napkin with 'big brother' written on it and asks Esme how they revealed the pregnancy to them. Esme is making a resin thing with it.
Lazy heads upstairs. She and Isabelle are going room to room taking pictures of the products. She hates taking photos because she never gets the colours of the blanket right. They were fiddling around with the setting and finally got the right pictures. There is a black galaxy blanket but the colour is coming out as purple so Lazy isn't listing it. Creepy keeps saying they need to list it and can just say it's black in the description, but Lazy doesn't want to in case she gets bad feedback. Isabelle shows us the photos she took and Lazy moans that it's hard to take photos. Isabelle used the nursing home chairs for the adult blankets. Isabelle feels like she has no energy and Lazy says it's the weather. Lazy lays on Isabelle's legs for a brief head massage before getting up and moaning about the Tat and Me products again.
Mila has had her dinner. She likes to throw food everywhere. Creepy decides to do a quick storytime because Mila melted his heart this morning. Lazy walked across the bedroom corridor in the cabin, Mila clocked Creepy and said "Dada da". She then said "ay Da". She's said "mama" loads of times recently. Esme was teaching her to clap her hands. She says she usually smiles when you say "cleeeeeever giiiil" to her and tries to demonstrate but Mila refuses to co-operate.
Lazy reads to Jace and Isla. Creepy says he wasn't supposed to come home and fall asleep on the sofa, although it was needed because he's been feeling ropey all day. He woke up feeling rubbish and that is why the vlog was late Jace is full of cold tonight. Prinny terrified Creepy last night. She was let outside and sniffed around the perimeter of the cabin. Creepy waited for her to come back and when she did she started making a weird nose (which Creepy does an impression of). She bolted around the corner with her head down and a cut on her eye. Creepy tells the fooooo/rascal to come over to him. She has a cut on her eyebrow and Lazy says it was a hedgehog or badger. Lazy suggests it was a cat so Creepy does an impression of one. He says she was like a pirate dog with one eye shut. He shows us the tiny cut above her eye.
It's 7pm but everyone is off to bed for a really early night. Lazy has a surprise for Isabelle tomorrow, to which Creepy creepily says "oh yeah". Lazy tells him no clues.
End of vlog
After Lazy told Isabelle they have a surprise for her tomorrow.
When you go for a blind date and see Creepy sat there
