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TLDR
- Mila (aka the tiniest baby Sheffield Chuldrens Hospital ever did see) had surgery on her hip and it went well. Chris tried and failed to squeeze out a few tears out whilst Sarah tried and failed to act like she genuinely gave a duck about her child. Poor Mila now has to wear the hip spica for about 12 weeks.
- Chris thought that it was a great idea to do a room tour of Mila's hospital room whilst his confused baby daughter lay in her hospital bed wondering why she was suddenly unable to move. Sarah was no better as she cackled away about the food.
- Sarah covered Mila's cast with a blanket in order to 'surprise' the kids with it.
- Mila was prescribed morphine by her doctors to help with the pain from her hip surgery. Mother of the year hadn't been giving it to her and then wondered why Mila appeared to be in pain.
- Sarah has been trying to profit off Mila's hip surgery by advertising the replica doll of her on Instagram.
- The Inghams still don't have an adapted car seat for Mila. They were given an exemption certificate (presumably just for the journey home) and told to hold her in the car.
- Isabelle (in year 11) has been learning to analyse text as she prepares to sit her GCSEs. Most children her age have been analysing text since year 7. Isabelle also went out for a few hours with the friend her mother found for her.
- Chris left his wife at home alone with five children, two of whom have recently been in hospital, so he could go on a "secret mission" overnight to London. Tattle suspects he went to buy a new car.
- Chris got the coach to London as the "set for life" idiot couldn't afford the train ticket. The loser photographed himself throwing gang signs on the tube. If confronted by a real gang, he'd piss his pants.
- The Inghams have had some "tragic news" so there's no vlog today. Chris didn't specify what the news was but it could be that anything from a death in the family to a broken farble tile knowing this lot.
Hi Steve
TLDR
- Mila (aka the tiniest baby Sheffield Chuldrens Hospital ever did see) had surgery on her hip and it went well. Chris tried and failed to squeeze out a few tears out whilst Sarah tried and failed to act like she genuinely gave a duck about her child. Poor Mila now has to wear the hip spica for about 12 weeks.
- Chris thought that it was a great idea to do a room tour of Mila's hospital room whilst his confused baby daughter lay in her hospital bed wondering why she was suddenly unable to move. Sarah was no better as she cackled away about the food.
- Sarah covered Mila's cast with a blanket in order to 'surprise' the kids with it.
- Mila was prescribed morphine by her doctors to help with the pain from her hip surgery. Mother of the year hadn't been giving it to her and then wondered why Mila appeared to be in pain.
- Sarah has been trying to profit off Mila's hip surgery by advertising the replica doll of her on Instagram.
- The Inghams still don't have an adapted car seat for Mila. They were given an exemption certificate (presumably just for the journey home) and told to hold her in the car.
- Isabelle (in year 11) has been learning to analyse text as she prepares to sit her GCSEs. Most children her age have been analysing text since year 7. Isabelle also went out for a few hours with the friend her mother found for her.
- Chris left his wife at home alone with five children, two of whom have recently been in hospital, so he could go on a "secret mission" overnight to London. Tattle suspects he went to buy a new car.
- Chris got the coach to London as the "set for life" idiot couldn't afford the train ticket. The loser photographed himself throwing gang signs on the tube. If confronted by a real gang, he'd piss his pants.
- The Inghams have had some "tragic news" so there's no vlog today. Chris didn't specify what the news was but it could be that anything from a death in the family to a broken farble tile knowing this lot.
Hi Steve