Haha, yes maybe This morning are offering him one of their make-overs
. I'd pay good money to see that . Anything to get him out of that awful grey cardigan.
The Ingham Family #215 Selling our children's medical privacy, to fund our vagina table shopping spree.
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. I'd pay good money to see that . Anything to get him out of that awful grey cardigan.
Limited comments mean you have to be following him in order to leave a comment. He will have set it up as restricted. It has benefits for him: (1) only his devoted Ifam can comment so less risk of anyone pulling him up on anything (2) You would have to start following him to leave a comment so it would boost his numbers. Sad, sad little man.
Nothing says set for life like taking a £9.99 Megabus 4.25 hour trip at 3.30am. Is our favourite n.once trying to save money and avoid being spotted by the general public?
Maybe he's coming out as Christine on This Morning.
Why do the ads on here fit so well with what’s being discussed?!
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He can't be shagging. He doesn't have his black sex hat on. That must be a big relief Lazy 
Maybe he’s going to the US embassy to get a visa so he can go skinny dipping again
All of the talk of ‘secret missions’ is pure DeLonge - like literally everything else about their lives, it is Creepy spinning the consequences of his actions to appear intentional. He has to skulk about and travel at weird times because he’s an infamous noncecase - that’s it.
I bet he loves you all thinking he’s actually out putting it about!
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It’s not a great look for a middle aged man
He is and always be the child catcher out of chitty chitty bang bang in my mind. 
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It’s got to be collecting some form of vehicle and that’s why he’s had to get public transport as if he drove there is no way to drive both back.
Saying that Chris classes going to Pandora to buy the most basic ring for his wife and a trip to get a baby shower cake from asda a ‘secret mission’ so it could be him literally buying a stick of rock from Brighton
Saying that Chris classes going to Pandora to buy the most basic ring for his wife and a trip to get a baby shower cake from asda a ‘secret mission’ so it could be him literally buying a stick of rock from Brighton
He's heading to Buckingham Palace where one old queen will meet another old queen
Why go all the way to London, if he’s buying a vehicle? Don’t they sell cars up north?! Unless it’s a second-hand London black taxi of course!! #pimpmytaxi
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Let’s hope if it’s to collect a car, that it’s a clap trap heap of tat! I’m afraid I’d never purchase a car without test driving it and having a merchant friend check it over, unless it’s brand new.
Oh I see, thank you. Well no way am I following any of this mottly crew
Yeah I don't understand unless it's something quite specialised there must be similar options closer by, and why have to travel overnight to arrive in London early anyway? If picking up a car it wouldn't matter if it was later on in the day. He does only go out in the dark usually but then he still has to travel around central London in the daytime.
They've also needed a new car for a long time, why choose now as soon as Mila comes out of hospital and his time would be better spent at home.
Car was my first thought but it seems a bit much, however nothing they do makes sense.
No idea why I keep getting Bruce Jenner vibes 
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Of course he is collecting a people carrier vehicle. Let’s hope it has enough safe seats and adequate seat belts and baby seat fittings! He will no doubt ask them all to close their eyes as he reveals the surprise. Young Jace will probably hold his hands out too.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH What is up with that face ?No idea why I keep getting Bruce Jenner vibes
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