GETTING INTO TROUBLE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!
I'm skipping the elf and advent calendar crap as the vlog is so long. The girls are going upstairs to get ready. Lazy has promised to do some crafting with Isla. Isabelle is obsessed with candles and will have to ask for some. She has loads in her room and lights them every night. Some people collect stamps but she collects candles.
Isla is playing a game with her OMG dolls. Two of the dolls are fighting with another doll over sweets. Isla has to do maths and science today with Creepy and will then play with her LOL Dolls and do crafting. Lazy and Esme are going to the shops.
Mila is sat up on Lazy's bed playing with baby wipes. It's lunchtime and they're still in their pyjamas. Esme screeches that she's playing on her Nintendo. Lazy realises that she's the only one still in pyjamas. Isla runs into the bedroom saying she came first in all three rounds of Mario Carts. Jace is still in his pyjamas and refusing to get dressed; Lazy is debating whether she should make him or not. She wants a chill day but everyone will then want to get back into their pjs. Lazy needs to get dressed because she's promised Esme a trip to Matalan and The Range. Isabelle starts stroking Lazy's arm and asking for candles. She has a Christmas craft thing that people can do with their chuldren. It's a cute idea and there's two weeks until Christmas. Lazy fills up the blackcurrant squash.
All the kids are sat at the table and Jace is screeching. She and Lazy are still in their pjs. She talks through what the ifam sheep need to make the craft. Isabelle is holding Mila and doesn't want to make a snowman out of a paper plate. They staple two plates together and then all have to make the hat first. Is
this Lazy's audition to be the next Blue Peter presenter? Lazy has done a "box/square" hat. Watching Lazy make a hat has tired Jace out and he needs a mini chocolate roll. Next they stick eyes on the plate. The nose has to move around the plate in a countdown. Then they draw the numbers around the edge of the plate and decorate the snowman. Lazy tells Jace off for saying "give me" instead of please.
It's dark outside and Isla's snowman is pregnant so she's drawn two faces on it. Lazy says Esme's snowman looks like Boris. Jace has scribbled on his snowman. Esme and Lazy are off to Matalan.
Esme is looking at fluffy trousers. She finds a top that says 'famous' on it but Lazy says she can't have it because people will think Esme thinks she's famous. Anyone else wearing it would be fine but they'd be ripped for it. She finds a dress for Mila. They've found Prinny a Christmas present; a soft toy turkey, but it's too expensive at £5. They settle on a gonk for Prinny.
Time to try on the clothes. Esme is trying baggy jeans again. Lazy has bought 'size 14' jeans into the changing rooms. She likes the fluffy trousers Esme finds. Then she tries on her jeans. She laughs at Esme trying on clothes over her other clothes. Lazy tells Esme that her jeans don't look great. She then moans about the jeans she has on adding 20lbs. Esme likes straight jeans that are baggy at the bottom.
Lazy and Esme have found a shirt for Creepy go go on top of a white shirt. He's said he'll start wearing clothes Lazy says that suit him. She won't tell Esme what the whole family are wearing on Christmas Day. Creepy wore a denim shirt on holiday, the ifam said they loved it and now he loves it. He looks good in it as a jacket and told Lazy she needs to help him get more clothes. Esme keep saying no to the red shirt but she likes some shoes for him.
Next stop is The Range and Mila is asleep in her car seat. They've found a beige fur covered candle for Isabelle. Lazy picks up some £1 candles and some stuff for the Christmas table. She told Esme they'd go to Costa for a chat but it's closed. She found a candle and said it would make up for not having a coffee. Lazy finds a 'life is better with a cat' sign but Esme says there's no point because they're not getting a cat.
Someone needs to tell Esme she's not head of the household. Lazy says it would be a good Secret Santa present. They look at the wall prints as Isabelle lies the silhouette ones. Lazy gets one that is the outline of a naked woman.
Creepy would love that. Lazy finds some animal prints for Isla's room but the giraffe and tiger are too similar in colour. The tiger and zebra are also facing each other. She cant get them now.
Creepy has been building the wardrobes. He promised Lazy they'll have them for Christmas so today is time to do another section. There will be lights in the wardrobes. One half of the garage is taken up by wardrobe boxes. He bought turtle neck jumpers because Lazy said she wanted to see him in polo shirts as she liked them. Creepy hates these types of jumpers so they might have to disappear in the wash.
Lazy and Esme are dancing because they've found frames for Isabelle. They then find a gold frog. Mila is awake. Lazy finds some light up presents for £50 so has asked Creepy if she can get them. She tells Esme she tried to get her Olivia Rodrigo tickets but they sold out in three minutes. Lazy's friend told her that they should get some tickets for the four of them. Lazy coos at Mila and calls her name like she's an animal in a zoo. She then asks if she want chocolate orange. Creepy asked how much the presents were. Lazy gets some garlands for the kitchen archway. They're 3m long, £10 and Lazy has some baubles at home. There is a garland on top of "cheeky giiiiiiiiiiil" car seat. Lazy screeches at her whether she likes it. Music to shots of the Christmas decorations in the shop.
Lazy is home. They went to Home Bargains on the way home. She screeches for Babe to get his shoes on and help her. She hands him the garland and he starts mouthing off about how he doesn't want a garland hanging over "my" banister. Lazy says she agrees and says it's going around the kitchen arch. He still isn't happy and dumps the garland on the ground.
Creepy says he'll go to Wickes tomorrow to get hooks or something but is concerned about the damage it will do to the wall. Lazy says they'll chicken wire it. Creepy moans that they have hooks in the garage. Lazy shows us her haul of baubles and sweet decorations. Creepy says she needs to get off Facebook. He swears down that she's staying off off social media during November and December so she doesn't get stupid inspiration. Lazy wants her home to look Christmassy and Esme agrees. He tells Esme to wait until she asks him for a cup of tea. Lazy sees people's Christmas trees with giant sweet things in and thinks it looks so pretty but every time she goes to Home Bargains they never have them in stock, but tonight thy did and the shop was brimming with them. She's got rainbow table mats for the kids and Creepy starts moaning because there's seven in the house. Lazy says they're for the chuldren and starts taunting him, asking if he's upset because he wanted one.
He'll cry himself to sleep about that tonight. That's why he's so upset, the 4am bedtimes are catching up with him. She says he can borrow Esme's.
Lazy foghorns for Jace, asking what story he wants. Creepy is holding Mila and lurking in Jace's room. Isla is in the crib with Jace, who has chosen his book. Later on he pushes Isla away from his crib because she's leaning her head on it. Lazy has more Baby and Me products to show us. Jace wants to put his hand on the camera lens after Lazy has done the kiss and she lets him.
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