Given that Sarah reads Tattle and often acts on ‘suggestions’ - hope this one gets through. Would it not be a priority to set up the teen’s big birthday gift from September? You know - the one Creepy said was a state of the art home recording studio?
Leaving that inaccurate description to one side, I’m sure she can get some good stuff out of it, and it will give her brain some important exercise in figuring out how to use it. That girl needs a hobby and her own interests to grow.
Other than mumbling in agreement with everything her mother says and being a full time baby sitter, making ice coffee seems to be her highest ambition right now.
So - Chris, do the right thing and set up this user friendly equipment and let her explore her inner world.
She really does need serious school work though, as do her siblings. Basic socialization with her peers might encourage more development. What if at some point she gets asked out on a dinner date? One where cutlery is used, not KFC