My cats definitely does!my dogs dinner looks more appetising than that
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āSoā¦ there was this war and they like fought because they didnāt agree onā¦ what, like, who should run the country? But they always fight so they have JOOCY walls with paintings on them and like, donāt fight. SOOOOO MANY IFAM* CAME TO SEE US THOUGH!āShhh donāt mention the war
*Legend has it there was no IFAM
I tried to comment this last night but couldnāt make it make sense! Youāre right the solution would be to not use a photo but I think using a stock photo is better than filming the incident (which I bet didnāt even happen but
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My cats vomit looks better than that so called meal
*If* they have indeed made it to Italy, of course, an Italian āIFAMā wasted no time in getting online! As convincing as the French police story.
So, assuming they are there - itās an incredible drive, if taking the coast road. But knowing Creepyās aversion to tolls, and their need to sneak across borders, I canāt see them driving through Monaco and stopping to take in the casino at Monte Carlo. Obviously, crossing into Italy from there is going to bring a lot of attention to them. (Iāve done it from Italy to France - and back)
So *if* they made it to Pisa, what a total embarrassment they will be. Shameful. We already know that they take no interest in any culture. Just a short drive north is the walled city of Luca. There is, of course so much of interest, but kids must be mentally exhausted and the parents are getting more unhinged by the minute.
So just for reference sake, a couple of maps showing the route.
Will they dare to offer up their ādeliciousā pasta and bottled sauce, if they are lucky, as one of their favorite meals whilst on Italian soil? Pot noodles?
Thing is though - they wonāt be welcome in even the cafĆ©s, the way they look and behave. Italians are known for their stylish look for good reason - they tend to make an effort when out in public. When this lot show up, they will be reinforce worst of the English stereotypes.
Such a shame for the children - when they are older and hopefully far away from these two scummy, lying, selfish c*nts, and they learn that they were in Italy and how much they missed.
Yeah, I have a real affinity for Italy - and Italians. Lovely people.
So, assuming they are there - itās an incredible drive, if taking the coast road. But knowing Creepyās aversion to tolls, and their need to sneak across borders, I canāt see them driving through Monaco and stopping to take in the casino at Monte Carlo. Obviously, crossing into Italy from there is going to bring a lot of attention to them. (Iāve done it from Italy to France - and back)
So *if* they made it to Pisa, what a total embarrassment they will be. Shameful. We already know that they take no interest in any culture. Just a short drive north is the walled city of Luca. There is, of course so much of interest, but kids must be mentally exhausted and the parents are getting more unhinged by the minute.
So just for reference sake, a couple of maps showing the route.
Will they dare to offer up their ādeliciousā pasta and bottled sauce, if they are lucky, as one of their favorite meals whilst on Italian soil? Pot noodles?
Thing is though - they wonāt be welcome in even the cafĆ©s, the way they look and behave. Italians are known for their stylish look for good reason - they tend to make an effort when out in public. When this lot show up, they will be reinforce worst of the English stereotypes.
Such a shame for the children - when they are older and hopefully far away from these two scummy, lying, selfish c*nts, and they learn that they were in Italy and how much they missed.
Yeah, I have a real affinity for Italy - and Italians. Lovely people.
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I donāt believe it happened either. I lived in France and worked with French police and they would not be that friendly, especially to people who donāt speak the language. I think itās because they know they were reported last time for filming a naked child and putting it on YouTube so this is Chrisās way of saying look Iām in France. The French laws are very strict against taking photos or filming without consent so letās see if the inghams stick to it. I will happily report them again. They are so deluded thinking everyone loves them and loves the van.
What people see...
What Creepy thinks people see...
Speaking of Creepy the smug bleep...
Turn that smug selfie sideways and look deep into his eyes... (I only cropped and enlarged--NO photoshopping was done!)
Now I know why you're always eye bleeping yourself on camera.
I scrolled down too quickly - that's disturbing - always knew he was a bit of a c*nt!
Before anyone complains, THAT REALLY IS CREEPY'S EYE.
I get into enough trouble so best make that clear
Oh Joris, next thing you'll be telling me that you are a big My Forever fan
absolutely not Sorry to quote myself - but I've added it
Guaranteed that there will be a pile of stationary completely unsuitable for Isabelle instead of one or two decent journals and pens. A lot of Shittle stuff and big Lazy saying she loves that Esme still plays with dolls (yeah right). Mila will get a ton of outfits in sizes that will fit her for about a week. Lazy will be out of that house shopping for tit as soon as they return, and singlehandedly take it upon herself to help her nearest B&M meet their Christmas targets. How many Christmas trees do we think she'll get?
I'm guessing at least 20 trees and that's not including any outdoors.
As long as Lazy doesn't try the usual 'surprising Creepy/the girls/someone with Christmas'. The woman goes on about Christmas for most of the year so why would anyone be 'surprised' by her bunging up a few cheapo decorations in November or December? Not to mention they are all together all of the time so when would there be time to surprise anyone, unless Creepy goes 'skating' or the girls are sent to play in the field under the pylons.
As long as Lazy doesn't try the usual 'surprising Creepy/the girls/someone with Christmas'. The woman goes on about Christmas for most of the year so why would anyone be 'surprised' by her bunging up a few cheapo decorations in November or December? Not to mention they are all together all of the time so when would there be time to surprise anyone, unless Creepy goes 'skating' or the girls are sent to play in the field under the pylons.
Oh at least 2 for every room.And not forgetting an extra special first christmas tree in sparkling pink (tacky) ,for Meelas` nursery.
The Mingin' Mobile?Chris asked for names for the van. Personally I quite like The woman Truck
Pinched a wonderful tattles commentā¦.hope you donāt mind 
#198 Go Greased-shiteningā¦Lazys lies are frightening!
#198 Go Greased-shiteningā¦Lazys lies are frightening!
The no shaggin waggon?
A smug bleep who looks like heās got nappy rash on his chin. He looks like he shaves with a cactus!
Has anyone noticed that the droneās had more of an holiday than the inghams?
Itās like they spend most of the holiday standing at the side of the road while creepy sends the drone up to have a look around the local areas. 
Sarah was the most excited Iāve seen her all holiday. Grinning like the Cheshire Cat and acting like theyāve just found the Pyramids of Giza and all because they found a French Aldi. 
I love that the ifam hate van life and want them to come home. I also love that when they get home the ifam will hate their boring ādo duck all.ā attempt at vlogmas. #Karma
Oh and I think the Von Tats are heading to Switzerland. I bet the drones excited!
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