The Ingham Family #197 Anyway, Guys

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The hills are alive with this sleazy sex-case.
With his manky hat and his greasy hair.
The van's filled with smells of their farts & armpits
Passers-by want to retch every time they're near.

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Oh you've inspired me!

Prinny with Jane,
We lost "Hi Steve",
Seven in a van,
Crawling around Spain,
Shouting woo and calling us Foo,
Excitement for another Aldi,
These are some of our favourite things.


Scouting for teens,
Then running and hiding,
Eating micro rice,
With eggy potato thing,
The kids are learning from teacher Google,
Now off to Switzerland for apple strudel,
These are some of our favourite things.
 
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I don't think it will affect them, as they don't actually put any thought into what they buy. So long as there's tat on the shelves of B+M and poundland they'll buy it, make haul videos, and then bin it when it breaks.
Don’t forget shein!! They will be fine 😌

Thank you for pointing me in the direction of the article by the admittedly controversial Piers. Today I adore him.
Sharon 38 will be fuming - no photographs of the grotty gang. However he has said they are infamous. Silly tart will think that means very famous - like ‘im’portant 😂
So true, SEE we aRE FAMOUS!!
 
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Views are so low. 27,000 and a house worth almost a millions. The mind baffles how can they afford to do what they are doing and pay the mortgage? She is a big women I am big myself but she must eat a lot to be that size.
Even their lie about seatbelts doesn't add up. If they were checking for safety then it would have flagged up:

Mila in the front - Unsafe
Jace's incorrectly fitted seat - Unsafe
They dont think much of their children when they can travel without the proper seating for the 2 younger kids and the older ones are not safe to travel where they are seated and the police would have seen that so it is likely to be made up for the vlog title once again and they mush think that they are really famous when ifam sees them no matter where they are NOT !!
 
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I don't think it will affect them, as they don't actually put any thought into what they buy. So long as there's tat on the shelves of B+M and poundland they'll buy it, make haul videos, and then bin it when it breaks.
They already have the presents. They are the same ones they have used for the last two years. They store them in the Garage of Wonder.
 
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infamous
/ˈɪnfəməs/
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adjective

  1. well known for some bad quality or deed.
    "an infamous war criminal"

    Similar:
    notorious
#Just to clarify for you "Sarah" 😏
 
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Oh you've inspired me!

Prinny with Jane,
We lost "Hi Steve",
Seven in a van,
Crawling around Spain,
Shouting woo and calling us Foo,
Excitement for another Aldi,
These are some of our favourite things.


Scouting for teens,
Then running and hiding,
Eating micro rice,
With eggy potato thing,
The kids are learning from teacher Google,
Now off to Switzerland for apple strudel,
These are some of our favourite things.
continuing..

When the Tattlers bite
In middle of the night
When they’re feeling sad
They simply remember that they aren’t famous
And then they don’t feeeeellll sooooo bad!
 
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Any danger of this question and answer yet? I’ll watch on loop so you can buy a proper meal if you do
 
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Ok - am I just a bit disoriented or was Sarah lying again?

I thought on the van tour vlog she said both car seats were rear facing?

This clearly shows he is right behind the driver seat and front facing, right?
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Sorry to go back again, still here trying to catch up. I'm onto the amazing Tardis van tour, a few points of note. All the crap lazy did show but so much she didn't. Cupboard under the sink has cleaning products, cups, plates (doesn't open the door).Creepy tells us it holds a gas bottle, opens door there is Gas bottle. Doesn't show isabelles non existent lap belt or the car seats fixed with the iso fix. Creepy tells us they have smoke and co2 monitors but doesn't show them.
And finally, are they taking approximately a 1 min shower each? 🤣
 

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I don’t believe it happened either. I lived in France and worked with French police and they would not be that friendly, especially to people who don’t speak the language. I think it’s because they know they were reported last time for filming a naked child and putting it on YouTube so this is Chris’s way of saying look I’m in France. The French laws are very strict against taking photos or filming without consent so let’s see if the inghams stick to it. I will happily report them again. They are so deluded thinking everyone loves them and loves the van.
The French police are not a pleasant bunch! On one of my first forays on my own into Paris as a teen ( we lived in the suburbs), I got lost, this was before Google maps/phones with an internet connection etc) and so decided to ask a police officer for help, as that is what I had been taught to do in the UK ( where I was born and lived until I was 6). His response was “G9 that way” with no arm gesture to tell me which way to go! My brother ( we were all 20-30 at this point) was also driving my parents, my siblings and me back from lunch or dinner in Paris one day, his licence had fallen down into the side pocket of the car, he took a wrong turn due to confusing signage and I was so scared the policeman was going to arrest him when he couldn’t find his documents!
I also worked at an after-school club, where we would pick the children up from various local schools. One of my colleagues gave me a lift, and as we were getting out, the police officer informs us that the car ( provided by my bonkers boss) we are using does not have suitable seating as seats in the boot facing backwards have been outlawed for a few years. My colleague spoke minimal French, so I had to deal with the whole scary situation! I think I must have given him my boss’ name and told him where I worked, and that I was not in charge of providing the cars etc. Luckily he let us pick up the child we had to collect, but again, not a fun situation to be in, and French policemen are not very friendly!
 
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He relly thinks he is God and untouchable he got his way he got his children away form normal people , cheats on his wife at a drop of a towl, desperately wanting to be big ,
Chasing young ifam xoz he is so damn wantable , na mate karma will get u and your potatoe wife who is smug smelly witch
 

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They are giving Isla a speech impediment by not sorting her teeth out. She speaks like Jonathan Woss at the minute. Get the poor girl to the dentist

Also how has sarah found a love for something she’s not done? Found a love for skiing, by never doing it. She’s nuts
 
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Oh you've inspired me!

Prinny with Jane,
We lost "Hi Steve",
Seven in a van,
Crawling around Spain,
Shouting woo and calling us Foo,
Excitement for another Aldi,
These are some of our favourite things.


Scouting for teens,
Then running and hiding,
Eating micro rice,
With eggy potato thing,
The kids are learning from teacher Google,
Now off to Switzerland for apple strudel,
These are some of our favourite things.
There's actually one we only need to change two lines in and it's as tragically apt as it is sickening..



You wait, little girl, on an empty stage
For fate to turn the light on
Your life, little girl, is an empty page
That men will want to write on
To write on

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it´s time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful
Baby, you´re on the brink

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads and roues and cads
Will offer you food and wine

Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older and wiser
Telling you what to do.
I am 40, I want to be 18
And I am grooming you.


Yeah and suddenly it's not funny anymore...because it's so bloody true.
 
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The French police are not a pleasant bunch! On one of my first forays on my own into Paris as a teen ( we lived in the suburbs), I got lost, this was before Google maps/phones with an internet connection etc) and so decided to ask a police officer for help, as that is what I had been taught to do in the UK ( where I was born and lived until I was 6). His response was “G9 that way” with no arm gesture to tell me which way to go! My brother ( we were all 20-30 at this point) was also driving my parents, my siblings and me back from lunch or dinner in Paris one day, his licence had fallen down into the side pocket of the car, he took a wrong turn due to confusing signage and I was so scared the policeman was going to arrest him when he couldn’t find his documents!
I also worked at an after-school club, where we would pick the children up from various local schools. One of my colleagues gave me a lift, and as we were getting out, the police officer informs us that the car ( provided by my bonkers boss) we are using does not have suitable seating as seats in the boot facing backwards have been outlawed for a few years. My colleague spoke minimal French, so I had to deal with the whole scary situation! I think I must have given him my boss’ name and told him where I worked, and that I was not in charge of providing the cars etc. Luckily he let us pick up the child we had to collect, but again, not a fun situation to be in, and French policemen are not very friendly!
That’s why I don’t believe them. I’m a translator professionally (French being my strongest)and I went to uni in Paris and I often do work related trips. I’ve close friends within the police force and even the nicest would not go out of their way to speak English so they definitely didn’t say the van was very nice. I just don’t know why they have to lie. Also why would they be stood in the dark in the middle of a roundabout, where were the police cars? Did they walk there ?😂. None of their stories make sense. Also as Chris said… if it wasn’t vlogged it didn’t happen.
 
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Of course they will go to Monaco. Prince Albert is keen to entertain the very rich, glamorous and famous at the palace.
Sharon 38 will be dashing to the casino at Monte Carlo to play the ‘fruit machines’
They won’t be allowed anywhere near the casino in the van. Only fancy cars allowed anywhere near it ( was there in 2019 and saw camper vans being turned away )
 
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