Im thinking call the van 'neglect'. So the children feel right at homeChris asked for names for the van. Personally I quite like The Tramp Truck
Hahahaha. This really tickled meVan name? How about Shitty shitty bang bang. Child catcher included free.
hey you took my name I was going to useIm thinking call the van 'neglect'. So the children feel right at home
Annnnnyywaaay, guuuuysCongratulations @WhittlingIhopMonkey
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TLDR
- The long awaited van tour was finally uploaded. It was filmed over 2 weeks and 45 minutes long but a 5 year old could've done a better job. The video told us the feral Inghams shower outdoors, wash Jace in the sink, don't install the car seats properly, the kids have no proper mattresses on their beds and they have no chid locks on the cupboards. The van is also cramped and there is no leg room at either of the tables.
- Family Fizz uploaded an Airstream tour at the same time as the Inghams. FF are winning with 124k views vs the Inghams' measly 48k. Even Family Freedom did better than the Inghams with their van tour, which got 92k views.
- Chris was too scared to go on "Europe's highest and fastest virticle" rollercoaster at PortAventura World. When Lazy and the kids took the piss out of him for it he said he was "playing them". Yeah right.
- Chris walked around PortAventura World with baby poo on his t-shirt all day. The same day he was too scared to go on a drop ride and when Sarah started trying to persuade him to go on it, he changed the subject to have a go at her and tell her to stop saying "anyway, guys".
- The Inghams were at a campsite near the France/Spain border on Friday,
- Another upload was missed due to editing software issues. They need to come up with some new excuses.
Hi Steve
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Yeah- you try doing your job and turning up on time for it everyday, it's not easy, God you trolls- who the hell has the ability to do things when they say they will?
I don’t see it as a wholly bad thing in terms of his career - sometimes great things are born out of suffering - if he hadn’t felt so inadequate and jealous of Dave, he may never have gone on to become pretend frontman and lead guitarist of his own, imaginary band, The Adventure.Too soon, too soon. The deepest of deep cuts. A promising career dashed in its embryonic stage.
Not yet. Unfortunately it’ll be Advent soon and we will have to endure them opening 20 calendars of tat on each vlogHave these fuckers started opening their Christmas presents yet. You know, it is nearly November after all.
Maybe I missed it but do they really start opening presents in November ?Have these fuckers started opening their Christmas presents yet. You know, it is nearly November after all.
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