He is so rude. He seriously needs taking down a few pegs. I can’t wait for him to have to go back to work. He won’t last a day.View attachment 831982
Yeah- you try doing your job and turning up on time for it everyday, it's not easy, God you trolls- who the hell has the ability to do things when they say they will?
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Suggested name for van: The Turdis
And she still said it was a little bigView attachment 831962
So when they’re in bed asleep at night don’t they have curtains on the windows or something? I know it doesn’t bother some people, but it seriously freaks me out!
also Sarah saying Milas outfit was newborn again
the top was a perfect fit and the bottoms looked too small, tight around the legs and too short 
They must spend so much time re-arranging things in the van, not to mention getting a things in and out of the roof boxes (how do they even reach them??). Would drive me mad after a couple of days.
My other random thoughts after watching the vlog:
How are they organising home school work for so many kids of different ages without broadband or a printer? Maybe just using text books, but no evidence of those? Or did they download loads of materials before they set off. Sounds like a logistical nightmare. When schools were closed during lockdowns, it took ages to sort the work out for my two kids each day, and that was with reliable broadband and when stuck at home all day!
And a boring question - wonder how much it’s costing to insure this van? Could you even insure it to carry so many people and with the massive roof boxes? Hope so, as that thing could do some serious damage if there was a collision….
My other random thoughts after watching the vlog:
How are they organising home school work for so many kids of different ages without broadband or a printer? Maybe just using text books, but no evidence of those? Or did they download loads of materials before they set off. Sounds like a logistical nightmare. When schools were closed during lockdowns, it took ages to sort the work out for my two kids each day, and that was with reliable broadband and when stuck at home all day!
And a boring question - wonder how much it’s costing to insure this van? Could you even insure it to carry so many people and with the massive roof boxes? Hope so, as that thing could do some serious damage if there was a collision….
The death trap?Chris asked for names for the van. Personally I quite like The woman Truck
Pipe down ya big pervert. You film a week behind you could have started uploading it last Tuesday with a pre set date for it to go public. He really thinks no one knows how YouTube works doesn’t he. Like when he lied about not clipping out the asda fools comment but can do it fine when he’s tapping his kid.View attachment 831982
Yeah- you try doing your job and turning up on time for it everyday, it's not easy, God you trolls- who the hell has the ability to do things when they say they will?
Chris the only person who thinks you are intelligent is you and your dumb arse wife
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That's an easy one to answer.
They're not.
Their homeschooling is: Several hours travelling in a van, a few hours at water parks and spending 24/7 with their siblings.
FIRST NIGHT CAMPING IN THE PYRENEES MOUNTAINS! | VANLIFE
Drone shots. Jace wants some blueberries so Lazy tells him he has to say please. Creepy is going to wash some for him. In the next shot Isla and Jace have a box of raspberries and a box of blueberries in front of them. The only way Isla eat them is with a blueberry shoved in the ras-puh-bry. Jace eats them with his plastic spoon.
Tutor sessions just finished and they're about to set off on the road. They're an hour away from the Pyrenees mountains. They always looked at them when they flew over them to go on holiday so Lazy is excited to drive through them. Lazy asks if there will be snow on the mountains and Creepy says there definitely will. Last night was the first night Lazy used the duvet because it went down to 16 °. She and Creepy says it was nice snuggling up in the duvet and the floor was cold when she jumped down. You'll never see Creepy without socks on ever but Lazy never wears them. Creepy says he doesn't wear them in bed. Isabelle says Lazy has a cringe with socks and tights. Esme is holding Mila in the background and has put her beanie on her head. All of Mila's newborn outfits still fit but they've had to roll the sleeves up.
Driving footage and drone shots. Lazy is about to feed Mila and tells her she makes her melt. You wouldn't believe the views they've seen. They're just coming into the Pyrenees and the views are amazing; it's like the Scottish road trip all over again. They're stopping around every corner and saw eagles. There are places where you can pull in and at every one they wonder if they should pull in. More drone shots and driving. Drone shots of Vielha and trees.
Lazy asks Isabelle if she's sulking. She picked up the camera to film but Lazy took it so now they're doing it together. It's freezing outside and Lazy has a jumper on, which reminds her of Christmas. She's glad they went to PortAventura because it was very autumny. Creepy correct her and says the word she's looking for is "autuminal". They're an hour away from Toulouse. Lazy says "there's nothing Toulouse" and starts cackling, thinking she's the most hilarious person in the whole world. Lazy has been winding Creepy up the whole journey. They're parked next to a stream. Isabelle love the brown and orange colours. Lazy zooms in on the "bad boy wooooo" mountain. She tells Isabelle not to touch her hair because it needs washing so bad. They're about to get dinner on; it's the most simple cheapest meal ever and so good. It's brown rice, seasoning, a load of vegetables and soy sauce. They have it with "one of them eggy potato things, you know what I mean".
Creepy hold Mila and Lazy films her. The packet rice cooks. Footage of the sorry looking dinner on a plastic plate. Jace sits in his car seat and eats. He drops the carrot and Lazy tells him not to pick it up and eat it. Esme and Isla are sat at the table at the back of the van. Lazy asks them on a scale of 1-10 how good it is and they say 10. I wonder how many takes that took. Esme says she loves the rice. Jace say he's found a "green" aka a pea.
The next morning. Take a shot every time Creepy says the word "gorgeous";
Creepy zooms in on the van parked by the river. The campsite is so cute and beautiful. He shows us the log cabins and zooms in on the waterfall. The place has super lovely wintry Christmassy vibes. It's the next day and waking up to the sound of the gorgeous river was something else; it's so beautiful. The water is so clear and blue, so pretty. They spent the night at a gorgeous campsite in the Pyrenees in the national park and they came to the most gorgeous, gorgeous ski town. As they came out of it the campsite was on the left so they stopped for a shower, to do laundry and empty the toilet. They came to the realisation yesterday that they've been in the van almost 4 weeks.. 3 weeks now and they're yet to name her. Drop your suggestions below. They're exploring the Pyrenees and are about to do something amazing now. Creepy is so excited.
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Drone shots. Jace wants some blueberries so Lazy tells him he has to say please. Creepy is going to wash some for him. In the next shot Isla and Jace have a box of raspberries and a box of blueberries in front of them. The only way Isla eat them is with a blueberry shoved in the ras-puh-bry. Jace eats them with his plastic spoon.
Tutor sessions just finished and they're about to set off on the road. They're an hour away from the Pyrenees mountains. They always looked at them when they flew over them to go on holiday so Lazy is excited to drive through them. Lazy asks if there will be snow on the mountains and Creepy says there definitely will. Last night was the first night Lazy used the duvet because it went down to 16 °. She and Creepy says it was nice snuggling up in the duvet and the floor was cold when she jumped down. You'll never see Creepy without socks on ever but Lazy never wears them. Creepy says he doesn't wear them in bed. Isabelle says Lazy has a cringe with socks and tights. Esme is holding Mila in the background and has put her beanie on her head. All of Mila's newborn outfits still fit but they've had to roll the sleeves up.
Driving footage and drone shots. Lazy is about to feed Mila and tells her she makes her melt. You wouldn't believe the views they've seen. They're just coming into the Pyrenees and the views are amazing; it's like the Scottish road trip all over again. They're stopping around every corner and saw eagles. There are places where you can pull in and at every one they wonder if they should pull in. More drone shots and driving. Drone shots of Vielha and trees.
Lazy asks Isabelle if she's sulking. She picked up the camera to film but Lazy took it so now they're doing it together. It's freezing outside and Lazy has a jumper on, which reminds her of Christmas. She's glad they went to PortAventura because it was very autumny. Creepy correct her and says the word she's looking for is "autuminal". They're an hour away from Toulouse. Lazy says "there's nothing Toulouse" and starts cackling, thinking she's the most hilarious person in the whole world. Lazy has been winding Creepy up the whole journey. They're parked next to a stream. Isabelle love the brown and orange colours. Lazy zooms in on the "bad boy wooooo" mountain. She tells Isabelle not to touch her hair because it needs washing so bad. They're about to get dinner on; it's the most simple cheapest meal ever and so good. It's brown rice, seasoning, a load of vegetables and soy sauce. They have it with "one of them eggy potato things, you know what I mean".
Creepy hold Mila and Lazy films her. The packet rice cooks. Footage of the sorry looking dinner on a plastic plate. Jace sits in his car seat and eats. He drops the carrot and Lazy tells him not to pick it up and eat it. Esme and Isla are sat at the table at the back of the van. Lazy asks them on a scale of 1-10 how good it is and they say 10. I wonder how many takes that took. Esme says she loves the rice. Jace say he's found a "green" aka a pea.
The next morning. Take a shot every time Creepy says the word "gorgeous";
Creepy zooms in on the van parked by the river. The campsite is so cute and beautiful. He shows us the log cabins and zooms in on the waterfall. The place has super lovely wintry Christmassy vibes. It's the next day and waking up to the sound of the gorgeous river was something else; it's so beautiful. The water is so clear and blue, so pretty. They spent the night at a gorgeous campsite in the Pyrenees in the national park and they came to the most gorgeous, gorgeous ski town. As they came out of it the campsite was on the left so they stopped for a shower, to do laundry and empty the toilet. They came to the realisation yesterday that they've been in the van almost 4 weeks.. 3 weeks now and they're yet to name her. Drop your suggestions below. They're exploring the Pyrenees and are about to do something amazing now. Creepy is so excited.
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Yeah- you try doing your job and turning up on time for it everyday, it's not easy, God you trolls- who the hell has the ability to do things when they say they will?
Why doesnt he get Izzy to do the occasional editing? God knows she needs something to do, lately she just looks fed up and bored in the background of the vlogs. It would be great for part of her school work or ICT lesson. But then i guess creepy wouldnt be able to save all the videos of Izzy showering etc. to his private stash
He should just call that tin can the n0nce wagon. Christ they are tedious wankers and so thick about everything. They don't seem to have any interests apart from exploiting their children and spending tit loads of money on pointless bollocks.
While I am on this brief rant, I just wanted to say I would worry less about the smell from his rancid feet and more about the stink from his probably STI-ridden cock.
*And breathe* Hi Steve!
While I am on this brief rant, I just wanted to say I would worry less about the smell from his rancid feet and more about the stink from his probably STI-ridden cock.
*And breathe* Hi Steve!
I bleeping knew it. Everything they do is a recycled version of the same old shite they did previously. Twats.
Suggested name for the van: tit.
Sarah forever saying she is living the dream in their DPD van.
Being married to a well known pedalo, who has cheated multiple times on you.
Living in a DPD van that is a health and safety hazard. A death trap waiting to happen, god forbid they ever have an accident.
Ruining your children's education, all because of sir n0ncealots actions meaning they cannot have normal lives anymore.
Making it a priority to visit Primark and Flying Tiger while travelling in a country that has so much beauty and history to offer.
Spending days going down slides in the pools at a resort. Wow so wild and off grid
If you call that living your best life Sarah, then you're welcome to it!
I love my life.
It is nice waking up everyday knowing I have a husband who isn't interested in 16 year old girls. Who hasn't cheated on me once, let alone multiple times.
Who I'm not ashamed to be married to.
It is also nice knowing my childrens identity is not out there for all to see. They have privacy and aren't plastered over god knows what websites. I dread to even think.
It is also nice not having to defend my actions on a daily basis, or to try and keep up with the constant lies.
I also make it my duty to endure my children eat a well balanced diet, get regular haircuts, see the dentist every 6 months, wear shoes that fit, wear nice suitable clothes, and attend school and college.
I doubt Sarah can tick off any of those things.
Being married to a well known pedalo, who has cheated multiple times on you.
Living in a DPD van that is a health and safety hazard. A death trap waiting to happen, god forbid they ever have an accident.
Ruining your children's education, all because of sir n0ncealots actions meaning they cannot have normal lives anymore.
Making it a priority to visit Primark and Flying Tiger while travelling in a country that has so much beauty and history to offer.
Spending days going down slides in the pools at a resort. Wow so wild and off grid
If you call that living your best life Sarah, then you're welcome to it!
I love my life.
It is nice waking up everyday knowing I have a husband who isn't interested in 16 year old girls. Who hasn't cheated on me once, let alone multiple times.
Who I'm not ashamed to be married to.
It is also nice knowing my childrens identity is not out there for all to see. They have privacy and aren't plastered over god knows what websites. I dread to even think.
It is also nice not having to defend my actions on a daily basis, or to try and keep up with the constant lies.
I also make it my duty to endure my children eat a well balanced diet, get regular haircuts, see the dentist every 6 months, wear shoes that fit, wear nice suitable clothes, and attend school and college.
I doubt Sarah can tick off any of those things.
No chance. He likely has his easily-fooled wife convinced that only ‘Chris DeLonge’ can edit a video. Not much point to him otherwise. Plus, can you just imagine his jealousy if all the little girls said they liked it when Isabelle did the editing and not him - it’d be like not being in My Forever all over again.
"IMPOUNDED"
The van should simply be known as ‘The DPD Van’…..
Which is short for ‘Desperate Pathetic Dickheads’
Which is short for ‘Desperate Pathetic Dickheads’
They have insulated covers for the windows that use suction pads to stick to the window. Alot
They should have specialist van insurance that covers the conversion. Everytime you make a modification you have to notify the insurance company and provide details. So we did our conversion over several months, had to phone everytime we added windows, the kitchen, the rock n roll bed etc. We had to provide certificates for the rock n roll bed to show that it was crash tested and installed professionally (it has seat belts). So not sure how they have it insured as a 7 seater the way it is. Everyone else I know with a seat set up like that just uses it as seats when parked up and as a bed, never have I seen them used for travelling.
Too soon, too soon. The deepest of deep cuts. A promising career dashed in its embryonic stage.
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