TERRIFIED ON EUROPES FASTEST & HIGHEST ROLLERCOASTER | PORT AVENTURA SPAIN
We start the vlog with Lazy showing us they've arrived at Portaventura World before the gates have opened. They're always late but they're early today.
Lazy asks who is doing the Red Force with her. Esme wants to do it but the belly belly looks scary. Creepy tells babe he doesn't think he will do it. They just walked into Ferrari Land and got a 2 days ticket. He's definitely not doing Red Force but everyone tells him he is. Reading the map infirms the fact he ain't going on it today because it can experience a roll back effect. This fooool is completely controlled. Isabelle is scared and isn't sure if she wants to do it. Jace is repeatedly saying "mama" in the background. Lazy says "everything once right". Creepy asks Esme what pay she wants and if £10 is enough but she wants £100. She says he wouldn't do that. We cannot remotely tell the size of the rollercoaster on camera.
Jace is attached to his lead again today. He wants to go on the big rollercoaster but Lazy tells him he's too small. The girls and Creepy are refusing to go on the coaster so she has to go on alone. Jace says he would go on with her. Mila is being a good girl, although she's not dressed properly and her nappy is half showing for all the world to see.
The Inghams are at the viewing area watching Red Force. Lazy screeches about how fast and high it is. Isla cannot go on it. Isabelle is nervous because it only has a lap belt. Lazy will go on her own. She says it looks scary but she can't come all the way and not go on it.
Lazy films herself getting onto the ride but there's no on ride footage. Isabelle films from the viewing area. They're not sure which carriage she's on. Esme says Smiler isn't bad because it's slow but you feel like you'll fall out of your seat, even though it has a big bar to go over your head. The lap bar will make her feel like she'll fall out. Lazy waves as she goes past and Isabelle wonders how she did it.
Lazy comes off the ride and does an impression of how she waved. It's not like Rita with a bad belly belly; you're on and you're off. Esme is tempted and Lazy is trying to pressure her into doing it. Creepy tells her Lazy wouldn't lie. The ride feels controlled. In the next shot Isabelle and Esme go on it. There is a ten minute wait. Esme isn't wearing a mask. Isabelle is taking her glasses over to the side. Creepy says the noise of the ride is incredible and woohoos as it comes down. Esme loved the ride, as did Isabelle. Isabelle was crying and telling Lazy she couldn't do it. Jace grips onto his sister-mum's leg. Isabelle doesn't like Rita and neither does Lazy. Your head shakes like you're in a car.
Next ride is Thrill Towers. You have to be 130cm for it and she doesn't know if Isla is tall enough. Isla runs over to the height thing and is over 130cm. She says she'll definitely be 140cm next year. There's only a queue of two people. Esme tells us a belly belly is a tickly feeling in your belly when you're falling.
Do you get a belly belly when your youtube channel views are falling? Lazy says they've explained it before. Esme and Isla have masks on now. Once again no filming on the ride. Esme says the belly belly lasted 10 minutes. Isla didn't think one tower was as fun as the other as it was slower. Lazy doesn't now why she always puts the camera on the Ferrari ride but it amazes her ever time. Isla liked the first tower the best. Time to get Jace on a ride.
There's only one ride Jace can go on in Ferrari land as he's too small. It's a car ride so Creepy wants to go on the black one
to match the Just For Men shade he always goes for. He films Jace on the lead and says " come on Prinny, lets go". Jace ignores him. Footage of Jace on the ride. Creepy tells him he's a good driver. He wants to go on again.
They've done everything in Ferrari Land but Creepy can't be the only one who hasn't hit up the main event so it's time to go on it before he changes his mind. When he gets off he says it's so funny how much he was playing the 'guys'. Esme calls him a liar. Lazy says he was almost crying and saying they would take the mick out of him all day if he didn't go on it.
I'm not sure what the rules are in the Portaventura but the Inghams certainly seem to have their masks down an awful lot. Creepy says he was playing them. Isabelle babysat Mila and Jace whilst they were on the ride. Creepy says he knew it would be the best ride ever but Lazy says he was nearly crying. He denies this and says he was playing them. The only thing he wanted was for Lazy to do it first because he didn't want to feel rubbish on the vertical part like he does when he goes on Mission Space in Epcot. You don't feel like you're ascending. Isabelle backs Lazy up and says he was begging them not to make him do it. He continues to try and convince them he was playing them to see what reaction he could get. Lazy says when they were in the queue and he didn't have a choice he said everyone would be in a mood with him if he wimped out at the end. Esme had her hands in the air when the coaster went down. When Lazy went on the tower ride with Isla she couldn't believe how big Portaventura was so they should make their way over there. It's 2pm and the place closes at 4pm. Lazy hopes there are rides there for Jace because he only did one ride. Creepy tells Jace he can go on the Ferrari ride when she's older. He feels sorry for Isla being 10cm off. Lazy tells us not to be like Creepy.
The useless wannabe pilot tells us the coaster is called Red Force is Europe's fastest and tallest rollercoaster, goes 0-112mph in 5 seconds. It sounds incredible too.
The Inghams are now in Portaventura and Jace wants to touch the spiders on the building.
It's ok Creepy, they're Halloween decorations - no need to run crying to reception asking what the hell is going on. Weird music to footage of more Halloween decorations. He runs over to Isabelle on the stage. Creepy says the place is really well themed. Isla pretend to fall into a cauldron. Lazy coos at Mila and Creepy says she's so gorgeous. They find a ride Jace can go on; a 3D shooting ride.
Hopefully there's no chickens in there or he might shoot them dead. Footage of other rollercoasters. Esme says her and Lazy are going on the Shambhala coaster. Esme and Isabelle are on the back row. ay says the seats are weird with two inside and two outside. She tells the girls it's just a lap bar and is obviously then told to turn the camera off.
Lazy comes off the ride screeching about how fun the ride was. There's a ride similar to it in Florida at Seaworld and Creepy really liked it, but is too scared to go on this ride. He manages to grow some balls, dry his tears and go on the ride. He has impressed Lazy today, although he only did it after two drinks. It was so freaking high he could see space. He said the coaster looked like it was going all the way bac to where they lived. Footage of the coaster.
It's time to go and sit down and have a drink. They've found a ride for Isla; a pirate ship and they're the only ones there. The fuzz on the lake is bugs. Creepy refused to go on the ride with Isla. Jace goes on a boat ride with Isla and Lazy films them on it.
The Inghams have left Portaventura as they're tired and hungry. The meals in the par didn't look appetising so they're off into Salou. There's anther day tomorrow but Lazy thinks it will be difficult to edit because they filmed a lot. She hopes they can find rides for Isla.
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I can't believe he used this as a tag for the vlog. Let me tell you now you thicko greasy foooo. No one. NO ONE. ABSOLUTELY NOBODY will be searching for this on youtube because no one else is dumb enough to try and squeeze two adults and 5 kids into a DPD van.
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