The Ingham Family #194 Sarah can swim 100 lengths, but having a bath isn't one of her strengths
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Does she have friends ? or a boyfriend ? She just gets used as a babysitter it's a shame for her they are keeping her down .Isabelle must see all the crap re her parents on the internet. She won’t ever be able to escape it… even when applying for jobs
I would say 13 and Esme acts about 7
It would have been healthier for them than that load of crap they had for dinner.
Oh Sarah ,i thought that was what you did anyway...
Is that Isla with her knife and fork - has she ever been taught how to use cutlery?
Hee to the Carbdashians, made me giggle!
Do you think Chris and Sarah still do 'the deed?' I can't imagine them at it.
I had to laugh when Sarah38teen sneered at people ordering English breakfasts then fast forward to the end of the Vlog and Isla is sitting eating pie, chips, mushy peas and gravy! 
When ours were younger and we took them abroad we encouraged them to try food from country
When ours were younger and we took them abroad we encouraged them to try food from country
Clever boy, car play, snacks, beach, cool cool, anyway, anyway, cleavage shots, cute, cute, so sweet, bikinis, baby talk, ecetera ecetera, thingymabobydoos, the best view, anyway anyway!…… oohhhhhh yes 
She's isn't loosing weight quick so they won't be that active or it would be lost by now , she prob bends over for him under covers to keep the flab contained for a quick 2 mins and he can imagine it's a younger person .
I dread to think what his internet search history contains!
No remember Sandy fanny has a low sex drive- or so says Chris and his vulnerable conquest…
Where do you wild camp in benidorm? Serious question!!
THE GIRLS GET THEIR FIRST NIGHT CLUB EXPERIENCE IN BENIDORM | VANLIFE SPAIN
Everyone has been stressed in the van as they were wild camping and having to get ready. It was so hot last night that everyone felt they had to get showers. They managed it fine and are now off to the beach. Isla shows us her outfit. Esme has the same t-shirt in green but she couldn't find it. Esme is wearing Lazy's flip flops because one of hers got lost in transit. There are lots of people out getting English breakfast. The Inghama walked up the strip last night and the girls' eyes were everywhere. There are some nice restaurants and pubs that look a lot different at night time when the lights are on and there are little boxes with ladies in very little attire dancing. I bet it was extremely hard to get Creepy away from them. Where is he by the way? Gone off for a one night stand? The girls had a laugh and got a glimpse at nightclub life. There were jolly men and women having a good night and then there were the Inghams plotting their way through to get back to the van, telling the girls to look forward. Jace shows us his fire truck and crane.
Go pro shots of Benidorm and fish. Jace is playing with his crane on the beach, having a blast. Esme points out it's a digger. They called to the shop and got some crisps called Takis they've never tried before. Lazy moans about the cost of bottled water. Isabelle comes and joins everyone. Esme shows us how many crisps are in the bag and says they've been scammed. Lazy cackles and zooms in on the bag. Esme tells Isabelle and Isla to wait for her so they can try the Takis at the same time. Lazy turns the camera around and there are Creepy's pasty legs so it looks like he's managed to finally peel his eyes away from the nightclubs. The crisps are too spicy for Isla.
Annoying music plays as Esme snorkels and films the fish. Back on shore she says she can't believe how many there are. She and Creepy head off to try and feed the fish. Esme screeches as the fish surround her.
Esme is now holding Mila with Jace by her side. The sun has gone in. Esme says "Rosabelle" and Jace calls her "Rosaturd". Lazy laughs and says "Jace, for crying out loud. Hahahahahah". Yeah that'll teach him to be kind. Great parenting Lazy.
Creepy feels like he has bat wings flying off the side of his head again. The weather has taken a turn and the storm clouds are over the beach. Every British person scurried off the beach, including the Inghams. Today is Creepy and Lazy's sixth wedding anniversary. They both forgot. Creepy was editing last night, noticed it was the tenth and realised it was a special day, but couldn't remember why. Suddenly he remembered it was his wedding anniversary. Lazy and Creepy woke up after a rough night. They parked at a recommended spot in a gravel car park with other caravans. Creepy went to bed at 4am and woke up at 6am. This cockerel started cockle-doodle-doing. If Creepy had a gun at that point he would've gone out and "blasted that thing's head off". WTF? It's a family channel. He was praying it didn't wake Mila up. Lazy films the cars parked on the curb and comment on how close together they're parked. The cars are touching and she doesn't know how they will get out. They're trying to find somewhere for dinner and have decided to drive for an hour 1/2 - two hours tonight.
Lazy shows us her dinner of chicken, chips and mushrooms. Jace tries to take her knife. He has an onion omelette and chips. Esme has a chicken curry and chips without the chicken. Isabelle has a mushroom omelette with chips and salad. Isla has pie, chips and mushy peas. Ice creams are for dessert. Mila is asleep in Creepy's arms. Lazy is tasting Creepy's ice cream before he has it.
Drone shots. The Inghams are back at the beach and Isabelle cannot believe the view. She feels sentimental because it's important to take life in. She's remembering that six years ago today Lazy and Creepy were getting married and it was a special day. She was so nervous walking down the aisle and remembers the party afterwards. She's grateful to have been taken on Lazy and Creepy's honeymoon. She's also grateful for the people she has in her life and her parents. She's going to give them a big hug in a minute. Isabelle turns the camera round to the sunset and tells us whatever we're doing in life, everything will get better, life will get better, you're gonna achieve amazing thigs and life will be great. It sounds like she's trying to reassure herself in a way. More drone shots.
The Inghams planned to go on the beach and film a story because the vlog won't upload tonight. Jace made a friend and said he loved her. Lazy and Creepy got to know the parents, who are doing what the Inghams are doing as their jobs don't require them to stay at home and they've decided to home educate their daughter and make the most of life. Their daughter was named Annabelle and she told Lazy she was starting a Youtube channel. Lazy told her mum about the channel and loves connecting with like minded families. The family decided to leave home to live in Benidorm for three month and Lazy told her they did the exact sae thing. They wanted to go to Decathlon but it was closed so they're staying another night and leaving in the morning. She was glad they did a detour an are keeping in contact with the family they met.
End of vlog
Creepy and Isabelle laughing after he said he would've blasted a chicken's head off. They paint Isabelle as someone wh'd kind and caring but this tells a different story.
Everyone has been stressed in the van as they were wild camping and having to get ready. It was so hot last night that everyone felt they had to get showers. They managed it fine and are now off to the beach. Isla shows us her outfit. Esme has the same t-shirt in green but she couldn't find it. Esme is wearing Lazy's flip flops because one of hers got lost in transit. There are lots of people out getting English breakfast. The Inghama walked up the strip last night and the girls' eyes were everywhere. There are some nice restaurants and pubs that look a lot different at night time when the lights are on and there are little boxes with ladies in very little attire dancing. I bet it was extremely hard to get Creepy away from them. Where is he by the way? Gone off for a one night stand? The girls had a laugh and got a glimpse at nightclub life. There were jolly men and women having a good night and then there were the Inghams plotting their way through to get back to the van, telling the girls to look forward. Jace shows us his fire truck and crane.
Go pro shots of Benidorm and fish. Jace is playing with his crane on the beach, having a blast. Esme points out it's a digger. They called to the shop and got some crisps called Takis they've never tried before. Lazy moans about the cost of bottled water. Isabelle comes and joins everyone. Esme shows us how many crisps are in the bag and says they've been scammed. Lazy cackles and zooms in on the bag. Esme tells Isabelle and Isla to wait for her so they can try the Takis at the same time. Lazy turns the camera around and there are Creepy's pasty legs so it looks like he's managed to finally peel his eyes away from the nightclubs. The crisps are too spicy for Isla.
Annoying music plays as Esme snorkels and films the fish. Back on shore she says she can't believe how many there are. She and Creepy head off to try and feed the fish. Esme screeches as the fish surround her.
Esme is now holding Mila with Jace by her side. The sun has gone in. Esme says "Rosabelle" and Jace calls her "Rosaturd". Lazy laughs and says "Jace, for crying out loud. Hahahahahah". Yeah that'll teach him to be kind. Great parenting Lazy.
Creepy feels like he has bat wings flying off the side of his head again. The weather has taken a turn and the storm clouds are over the beach. Every British person scurried off the beach, including the Inghams. Today is Creepy and Lazy's sixth wedding anniversary. They both forgot. Creepy was editing last night, noticed it was the tenth and realised it was a special day, but couldn't remember why. Suddenly he remembered it was his wedding anniversary. Lazy and Creepy woke up after a rough night. They parked at a recommended spot in a gravel car park with other caravans. Creepy went to bed at 4am and woke up at 6am. This cockerel started cockle-doodle-doing. If Creepy had a gun at that point he would've gone out and "blasted that thing's head off". WTF? It's a family channel. He was praying it didn't wake Mila up. Lazy films the cars parked on the curb and comment on how close together they're parked. The cars are touching and she doesn't know how they will get out. They're trying to find somewhere for dinner and have decided to drive for an hour 1/2 - two hours tonight.
Lazy shows us her dinner of chicken, chips and mushrooms. Jace tries to take her knife. He has an onion omelette and chips. Esme has a chicken curry and chips without the chicken. Isabelle has a mushroom omelette with chips and salad. Isla has pie, chips and mushy peas. Ice creams are for dessert. Mila is asleep in Creepy's arms. Lazy is tasting Creepy's ice cream before he has it.
Drone shots. The Inghams are back at the beach and Isabelle cannot believe the view. She feels sentimental because it's important to take life in. She's remembering that six years ago today Lazy and Creepy were getting married and it was a special day. She was so nervous walking down the aisle and remembers the party afterwards. She's grateful to have been taken on Lazy and Creepy's honeymoon. She's also grateful for the people she has in her life and her parents. She's going to give them a big hug in a minute. Isabelle turns the camera round to the sunset and tells us whatever we're doing in life, everything will get better, life will get better, you're gonna achieve amazing thigs and life will be great. It sounds like she's trying to reassure herself in a way. More drone shots.
The Inghams planned to go on the beach and film a story because the vlog won't upload tonight. Jace made a friend and said he loved her. Lazy and Creepy got to know the parents, who are doing what the Inghams are doing as their jobs don't require them to stay at home and they've decided to home educate their daughter and make the most of life. Their daughter was named Annabelle and she told Lazy she was starting a Youtube channel. Lazy told her mum about the channel and loves connecting with like minded families. The family decided to leave home to live in Benidorm for three month and Lazy told her they did the exact sae thing. They wanted to go to Decathlon but it was closed so they're staying another night and leaving in the morning. She was glad they did a detour an are keeping in contact with the family they met.
End of vlog
Creepy and Isabelle laughing after he said he would've blasted a chicken's head off. They paint Isabelle as someone wh'd kind and caring but this tells a different story.
Do you think he dyes further down?
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