Ah time for the Crimbo day vlog.
Vlog starts with the girls being woke up by the Lazy bargain
witch. Isla claims to have heard bells
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(oh the joys of being young again) and Esme says she was crying in the night because she was scared or something. Lazy fusses over Iddy Biddy's hair and Creepy tells them to go into the hall to get their sacks. There's some screams and they go into their bedroom. They open their presents. Isla gets fake nails. There's a timelapse of them opening their presents then the usual crappy emotional music as they walk downdstairs. Prinny follows.
Lazy and Creepy have poured flour on the floor and Creepy has obviously walked in it so it looks like santa has been.
I the living room and there is the biggest mountain of presents they have ever had. Most will probably be returned next week. There are screams as they walk in. Isabelle gets a book called Slothology and it looks like i's written for an eight year old. She pretends to be pleased. There's lots of screams and excitement. Isabelle also gets some makeup and some slime. Esme and Isla get the usual toys. They will have to
share them return them to the shops though.
Esme is delighted with her LOL Doll. Esme gets a pack of slime from Granny and Grandpa. You can tell these kids are spoilt. Izzy tries to look at it and Esme snatches it from her. Isabelle gets a dress which is probably way too short for someone of her age. Isabelle also gets a ball of slime. Isla gets three poopsies. Esme gets a tub of marshmallows. Isabelle is finally getting presents for someone of her age. Esme and Isla both get makeup, despite Lazy saying they're too young just a few weeks ago.
Oh god they've given isabelle a LOL Doll. They're ripping most of these pressies open without barely looking at them. I'm recognising some of this stuff off their Amazon orders. Isla gets a pick and mix sweet shop thing which Esme and Isla hint is handed down from when they were younger.. of course it is. Isla and Esme open poopsies which Isla drops on the floor in her excitement. Careful Isla, I don't think the shop will refund it if it's damaged
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. Isabelle gets some more makeup brushes. I have to keep pausing the video as it's hard to keep up.
Isabelle gets some new shoes and a pimple popper thing. Creepy jokes that it's practice for the next few years. I bet he was doing that sly grin behind the camera. Isla gets an LOL Doll which she doesn't look too thrilled about. Isabelle gets a light up cool sign for her bedroom. The two little ones get LOL shoes from Jane and Steve. Isabelle gets her lava lamp and Isla opens an LOL towel. Esme gets a colouring pad.
Sorry this is so long but if the didn't get so many presents... Esme is genuinely excited to get some flashing trainers. Isabelle gets a case of makeup. Esme and Isla get some dolls from Mary Shortle. Probably a free gift for the sake of a shout out. Isabelle gets some more makeup. At this point we can actually start to see the floor. More toys for the younger two which will cause tears when they go back to the shops.
Esme gets her LOL Doll Roller Blades. There's only a few presents left. Isla gets Play Dough. There are two huge presents wrapped in LOL paper which they open together. The first one is an LOL house (which costs nearly £200). Before they open the second present Lazy tells the girls that her and Chris have bought them each a special present that they haven't opened yet. That will be their main ones but they won't open them until after dinner. They punch holes in the second box and they search for the presents inside which are LOL Dolls. For a second I thought it would be a 'SURPRISE IT'S TWINS' reveal. Anyway they take out hundreds of LOL Dolls. Creepy and Lazy mustbe nearly bankrupt.
At the end of the vlog Lazy says Merry Christmas to her precious IFAM and says the kids are taking their presents upstairs. She tells us to come back for part two, where the girls will be receiving a special gift and apparently she means really special. Imagine if it's the stuff for Bingham's nursery and an eviction notice for Izzy's bedroom. She probably needs a bigger bedroom though to fit all the stuff that she got for Christmas in. Part two will be up tomorrow.