The Ingham Family #168 arse of frog, missing dog - the perfect spell for a rubbish vlog

[Web30]

Did he forget to shave?

I think he looks slighty better tbh

 

[nattis]

I do understand why Lazy like theese chairs. It reminds her of those moviestars has on set with their name on it.

 

[Abbvay]

Everyone in Cornwall relax.. remember if you get up in the morning and go about whatever you need to do before tea time you will be safe.

Stay inside during hours of darkness and you will not see them.

Unless you are unfortunate to be in one of those nearby caravans then sorry, you are beyond help.

 

[Ginlover92]

Bad luck Cornwall!

I knew I smelled them passing through Devon!!!!!

 

[Vloggerfam]

Didn't they flood it on pretty much their first night away last year? Might be misremembering but think it was blamed on the rain

Surely if that’s the case you’d have been getting it fixed on the insurance/warranty. More like Chris broke it

 

[Jamhead]

Urgh, knew I could smell them when I woke up this morning.
My husband is a farmer, out on silage at the minute, the bane of his life is idiots driving on single track roads and not knowing how to reverse.
He had someone yesterday who took 20 MINUTES to reverse 200 yards. I hope the farmer they held up, finds their chavavan and sprays his slurry all over it!

 

[Vloggerfam]

I do understand why Lazy like theese chairs. It reminds her of those moviestars has on set with their name on it. View attachment 601802

Who’s is that nice white car next to theirs? They rock up next to it in their clapped out bootmobile

 

[EyeSpy71]

Lock up your daughters

And your sons

 

[Impleo]

And your sons

Basically a stay at home order for anyone under the age of 39

Is he really wearing that beanie all summer? It's so so grim and says everything you need to know about the insecure twerp

 

[Ginlover92]

Thanks for taking one for the team Cornwall Devon salutes you and donates thousands of headphones for all the woohoooing you are about to hear.

 

[MyLittlePony25]

Just started watching - bad luck Cornwall! I can offer you a peach schnapps/vodka/Fanta lemon slushy to drown your sorrows!

I’ve had a bad day, I don’t usually drink a cocktail on a Thursday night

 

[Jamhead]

I actually really hope I see them as I'm not afraid to have my say. (heavily filtered because of the kids)
They don't deserve to be in our beautiful county. And if they think they'll see all it has to offer in 7 days, like Creepy said. Then he is sadly mistaken. 7 weeks and they'd still not have explored it all.

I want to say they'll visit the Eden Project as that's a classic 'visit cornwall' destination but tickets are expensive and it's too educational for them.

 

[EyeSpy71]

Basically a stay at home order for anyone under the age of 39

Is he really wearing that beanie all summer? It's so so grim and says everything you need to know about the insecure twerp

It certainly does

 

[Behelzabobs]

Now they are saying isla is sleeping walking

I do that
WHEN IM STRESSED
Poor Isla

 

[Kate1970]

Haha! Chris forgot some of the camping equipment , that's the 1st of many shopping trips then, great 1st day of holiday
I'd love to have been in the car when he was driving along the country roads, or perhaps not in the car, bet the language was great
I always thought that if someone was sleep walking, you're not meant to talk to them, just guide straight back to bed!
I think Sarah thought she was some kind of earth mother, cooking outside, bare foot!

I do that
WHEN IM STRESSED
Poor Isla

Exactly

 

[Lady Mary]

Congratulations @Lady Mary edited slightly to change the swear word.
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TLDR
- The name of Baby Bubs is now believed to be Mila. cue damage control from Lazy and the small business who gifted them her name art thing.
- The Inghams have now set off on the Great British roadtrip carpark tour, consisting of three legs. Standby breakdown services, standby.
- Creepy was doing an impression of the pigeon lady on home alone whilst scattering grass seeds in the garden. Good luck getting it to grow; there's n rain due in the next couple of weeks
- Creepy is still eye bleeping himself in the viewfinder

Hi Steve. Are you looking forward to welcoming baby Meeeeeeeeeellllllluuuuuhhhhhh into the family?

Let's get this (tit)show on the road(trip)

Ooh I am honoured thank you!

 

[memoii11]

I think he looks slighty better tbh

Oi oi @Web30 is going to have Creepy Malcolm sliding into her DMs now.

Actually, are you over 21? If so, you may be safe.

 

[Lady Mary]

ARRIVING AT OUR FIRST DESTINATION!!

Jace is sat in the drivers seat of the car, trying to make his great escape, but unfortunately he doesn't have the key. Lazy asks him if he's coming to stretch his legs and he looks at her like he just wants him to duck off. He says he doesn't want to come out. Esme is sat in the boot of the car. Lazy woke up with the biggest smile on her face ever and thinks they could be in Spain or Portugal because it's so hot. They had an ok sleep; Lazy has to get used to sleeping with five other humans. Isla got up and jumped off her bunk bed, saying she needed to get something. Lazy was terrified because she was obviously sleepwalking. Creepy got Isla back into bed, asked her if she was ok and she started snoring. Jace and the girls slept well. Jace said he didn't like it last night. Esme doesn't sleep well in new places but she sept well. Lazy got bad hip pain with Isla and would have to toss and turn every half hour, she didn't have it with Jace's pregnancy but got it last night. Lazy thinks it's because they have a Simba mattress at home but not in the caravan. They're driving down to Cornwall, which loads of people have probably already guessed. Lazy has always wanted to do a Cornwall roadtrip. It will take 4 hours to get there.

Lazy cackles at Creepy scrubbing the floor. Rainy driving footage. They stop for a bite to eat in West Devon. Lazy has to laugh because she's been making subtle hints about being 32 weeks pregnant all morning. The lady in the petrol station asked how long she had to go and Lazy said 8 weeks. Creepy went into the toilets, came out and said "happy 32 weeks babe" carrying a free lemon water for Lazy. Nothing says romance like getting a FREE drink as a gift for your wife. Lazy says he didn't need to buy her a present. Creepy says an Instagram page reminded him. Lazy asks why he doesn't just remember and offers to buy her a Starbucks but he doesn't want one. Footage of UK map, zoomed in on The Lizard. More driving down country lanes.

There were a few hairy moments on the trip and Creepy had a paddy. There was a 6 single single track road and they got half way and a tractor came. No one could reverse because there was a queue behind both vehicles. After 10 minutes two cars behind the tractor reversed and the tractor managed to reverse. Creepy moaned and said they were done. Creepy does the new awning. There was scary weather but the sun is out. They've parked in a smaller pitch in a Caravan and Motorclub site. Some of the pitches were close to a play area and there were rowdy children on there. Lazy doesn't like to be at the side of people who like to be out early at 7am. Lazy is scared the awning will fall on her head. The side panel of the awning hasn't arrived yet. Creepy forgot a few things, including the outdoor carpet, which is at the office. He asked if he could take the patio carpets and Lazy agreed he could take one but he's brought both. Creepy also forgot the kitchen and table which is broken. The last thing Lazy wants to show us is something she thought was a waste; a caravan cover. Isabelle moans because Creepy needs her help. The cover is the nicest cover ever and the one they have is handy because you only need to zip part of it down to use it. He got the cover from Specialised Covers in Yorkshire. Lazy is getting a chair and drink and chilling out.

Isabelle is organising her bag. Lazy cackles and says she was sat eating Nerds and putting her books in the school cupboard. Esme was sat cutting her OMG doll's hair and Isabelle wondered what she was doing. Esme cut the hair because it was frizzy and knotty so she tried to brush it and it puffed up. Isabelle offered to help Esme, who was crying and laughing. Lazy is outside staring dinner, which is pasta. Isabelle so doing note booking.

Lazy stirs the pasta, whilst trying to stop Jace putting his plastic for in the pan.

Creepy has avoided the camera due to time not letting him get ready. Its a beautiful evening and he shows us the other caravans. Creepy has got to know the caravan again after his modifications, and realised a few mistakes. They wild camped last night and everything worked well off the battery. He realised he forgot the kitchen table so Lazy is cooking off a box. They messed up with the water because the water is 200m away and they have to buy bottles so tomorrow they will have to get a watering can or drive to the tap. They're in Cornwall for a week and will explore what the place has to offer. Thy have plans going forward but may stay longer. The park is in the middle of nowhere and they have just enough signal to upload.

There is something about the smell of outdoor cooking barefoot in a field that is so nice. If Creepy put the drone up the sea would be right next to them. Someone makes cups of tea. They had a couple of hours having vegan meatball for dinner. there have been a lot of jobs today setting up but they're saying goodnight. The adventure starts tomorrow and they need to buy a few things in the morning.

End of vlog

Cannot. Contain. my. jealousy. Livin' the dream.
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People with hair that black usually have black eyelashes

 

[nattis]

I actually really hope I see them as I'm not afraid to have my say. (heavily filtered because of the kids)
They don't deserve to be in our beautiful county. And if they think they'll see all it has to offer in 7 days, like Creepy said. Then he is sadly mistaken. 7 weeks and they'd still not have explored it all.

I want to say they'll visit the Eden Project as that's a classic 'visit cornwall' destination but tickets are expensive and it's too educational for them.

More like 7 months, it's the not out of bed before noon and we watch Pretty woman cause we are on vacation Ingham we talk about.

 

[Bob Down]

As if they know what the G7 is..

Are they a G4 (Britain's got talent) tribute act