Yes, the ginger will be shining through soon! It actually looks better than the red scabby look he goes for when he shaves too much.
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Had the name plaque lady taken all mingham posts down now? There’s nothing on her grid about the Isla one either? Don’t blame her tbh 
She wants a husband like Chris…….
I’m a simple soul so please tell me if Cornish pasties are veggie. 
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Checking before I book a holiday ????
- Checking before I book a holiday ????
Lol if she dresses up like a 16 year old girl maybe she will get him
Another unflattering image of Izzy in the thumbnail 
Lazy doesn’t like rowdy chuldren!! You couldn’t make it up!!
Sorry bottom end of Cornwall, my thoughts are with you!
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Sorry bottom end of Cornwall, my thoughts are with you!
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Glad we haven't moved there yet!Shut up are they in Cornwall. GO HOME.
What a terrible time to live in Cornwall.
WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE.
WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE.
I'm 8 miles from Penzance, 14 miles from Lizard and 7 miles from the G7 crap. I have permission to hide for the week, yes?
Cornwall isn't a place for chavs... go home sarah
I am really really really pissed tonight so I want to see a copy of the Burgah for my tea video. just to get a rant.
The flower thingy reminds me of 80's soaps on my grandmas washingmaschine.
we will pray for your sanity in theese testing times.What a terrible time to live in Cornwall.
WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE.
The flower thingy reminds me of 80's soaps on my grandmas washingmaschine.
Did anyone catch in the vlog when Sarah said she was used to sleeping in silence and is having to get used to the noises of sleeping in the same room as 5 other people. Surely it would of been 4 other people not 5 if you slept in the same bed as your husband Sarah
Follow your nose, you'll soon find them
Watching EastEnders and the character named Mila is being mentioned…. I hope someone’s ears are burning
Anyone hoping to spot the super dooper famous Ingham’s just needs to get to b and m or Morrison’s anytime after midday. If you go out before lunch you’ll be fine they’ll be in bed.
also, how is the air con on what was apparently a brand new caravan NEVER worked?
also, how is the air con on what was apparently a brand new caravan NEVER worked?
She couldn't have rowdier children lol hers are ferral, more like she doesn't want waking up by happy carefree children enjoying their playtime as children should, I mean does it hit a nerve Sarah seeing normal social happy children everything yours isn't. I mean those rowdy children could be your ifam who pays your bills and buys your wankets.Lazy doesn’t like rowdy chuldren!! You couldn’t make it up!!
Sorry bottom end of Cornwall, my thoughts are with you!
Didn't they flood it on pretty much their first night away last year?
Might be misremembering but think it was blamed on the rain
ARRIVING AT OUR FIRST DESTINATION!!
Jace is sat in the drivers seat of the car, trying to make his great escape, but unfortunately he doesn't have the key. Lazy asks him if he's coming to stretch his legs and he looks at her like he just wants him to duck off. He says he doesn't want to come out. Esme is sat in the boot of the car. Lazy woke up with the biggest smile on her face ever and thinks they could be in Spain or Portugal because it's so hot. They had an ok sleep; Lazy has to get used to sleeping with five other humans. Isla got up and jumped off her bunk bed, saying she needed to get something. Lazy was terrified because she was obviously sleepwalking. Creepy got Isla back into bed, asked her if she was ok and she started snoring. Jace and the girls slept well. Jace said he didn't like it last night. Esme doesn't sleep well in new places but she sept well. Lazy got bad hip pain with Isla and would have to toss and turn every half hour, she didn't have it with Jace's pregnancy but got it last night. Lazy thinks it's because they have a Simba mattress at home but not in the caravan. They're driving down to Cornwall, which loads of people have probably already guessed. Lazy has always wanted to do a Cornwall roadtrip. It will take 4 hours to get there.
Lazy cackles at Creepy scrubbing the floor. Rainy driving footage. They stop for a bite to eat in West Devon. Lazy has to laugh because she's been making subtle hints about being 32 weeks pregnant all morning. The lady in the petrol station asked how long she had to go and Lazy said 8 weeks. Creepy went into the toilets, came out and said "happy 32 weeks babe" carrying a free lemon water for Lazy. Nothing says romance like getting a FREE drink as a gift for your wife. Lazy says he didn't need to buy her a present. Creepy says an Instagram page reminded him. Lazy asks why he doesn't just remember and offers to buy her a Starbucks but he doesn't want one. Footage of UK map, zoomed in on The Lizard. More driving down country lanes.
There were a few hairy moments on the trip and Creepy had a paddy. There was a 6 single single track road and they got half way and a tractor came. No one could reverse because there was a queue behind both vehicles. After 10 minutes two cars behind the tractor reversed and the tractor managed to reverse. Creepy moaned and said they were done. Creepy does the new awning. There was scary weather but the sun is out. They've parked in a smaller pitch in a Caravan and Motorclub site. Some of the pitches were close to a play area and there were rowdy children on there. Lazy doesn't like to be at the side of people who like to be out early at 7am. Lazy is scared the awning will fall on her head. The side panel of the awning hasn't arrived yet. Creepy forgot a few things, including the outdoor carpet, which is at the office. He asked if he could take the patio carpets and Lazy agreed he could take one but he's brought both. Creepy also forgot the kitchen and table which is broken. The last thing Lazy wants to show us is something she thought was a waste; a caravan cover. Isabelle moans because Creepy needs her help. The cover is the nicest cover ever and the one they have is handy because you only need to zip part of it down to use it. He got the cover from Specialised Covers in Yorkshire. Lazy is getting a chair and drink and chilling out.
Isabelle is organising her bag. Lazy cackles and says she was sat eating Nerds and putting her books in the school cupboard. Esme was sat cutting her OMG doll's hair and Isabelle wondered what she was doing. Esme cut the hair because it was frizzy and knotty so she tried to brush it and it puffed up. Isabelle offered to help Esme, who was crying and laughing. Lazy is outside staring dinner, which is pasta. Isabelle so doing note booking.
Lazy stirs the pasta, whilst trying to stop Jace putting his plastic for in the pan.
Creepy has avoided the camera due to time not letting him get ready. Its a beautiful evening and he shows us the other caravans. Creepy has got to know the caravan again after his modifications, and realised a few mistakes. They wild camped last night and everything worked well off the battery. He realised he forgot the kitchen table so Lazy is cooking off a box. They messed up with the water because the water is 200m away and they have to buy bottles so tomorrow they will have to get a watering can or drive to the tap. They're in Cornwall for a week and will explore what the place has to offer. Thy have plans going forward but may stay longer. The park is in the middle of nowhere and they have just enough signal to upload.
There is something about the smell of outdoor cooking barefoot in a field that is so nice. If Creepy put the drone up the sea would be right next to them. Someone makes cups of tea. They had a couple of hours having vegan meatball for dinner. there have been a lot of jobs today setting up but they're saying goodnight. The adventure starts tomorrow and they need to buy a few things in the morning.
End of vlog
Cannot. Contain. my. jealousy. Livin' the dream.
Jace is sat in the drivers seat of the car, trying to make his great escape, but unfortunately he doesn't have the key. Lazy asks him if he's coming to stretch his legs and he looks at her like he just wants him to duck off. He says he doesn't want to come out. Esme is sat in the boot of the car. Lazy woke up with the biggest smile on her face ever and thinks they could be in Spain or Portugal because it's so hot. They had an ok sleep; Lazy has to get used to sleeping with five other humans. Isla got up and jumped off her bunk bed, saying she needed to get something. Lazy was terrified because she was obviously sleepwalking. Creepy got Isla back into bed, asked her if she was ok and she started snoring. Jace and the girls slept well. Jace said he didn't like it last night. Esme doesn't sleep well in new places but she sept well. Lazy got bad hip pain with Isla and would have to toss and turn every half hour, she didn't have it with Jace's pregnancy but got it last night. Lazy thinks it's because they have a Simba mattress at home but not in the caravan. They're driving down to Cornwall, which loads of people have probably already guessed. Lazy has always wanted to do a Cornwall roadtrip. It will take 4 hours to get there.
Lazy cackles at Creepy scrubbing the floor. Rainy driving footage. They stop for a bite to eat in West Devon. Lazy has to laugh because she's been making subtle hints about being 32 weeks pregnant all morning. The lady in the petrol station asked how long she had to go and Lazy said 8 weeks. Creepy went into the toilets, came out and said "happy 32 weeks babe" carrying a free lemon water for Lazy. Nothing says romance like getting a FREE drink as a gift for your wife. Lazy says he didn't need to buy her a present. Creepy says an Instagram page reminded him. Lazy asks why he doesn't just remember and offers to buy her a Starbucks but he doesn't want one. Footage of UK map, zoomed in on The Lizard. More driving down country lanes.
There were a few hairy moments on the trip and Creepy had a paddy. There was a 6 single single track road and they got half way and a tractor came. No one could reverse because there was a queue behind both vehicles. After 10 minutes two cars behind the tractor reversed and the tractor managed to reverse. Creepy moaned and said they were done. Creepy does the new awning. There was scary weather but the sun is out. They've parked in a smaller pitch in a Caravan and Motorclub site. Some of the pitches were close to a play area and there were rowdy children on there. Lazy doesn't like to be at the side of people who like to be out early at 7am. Lazy is scared the awning will fall on her head. The side panel of the awning hasn't arrived yet. Creepy forgot a few things, including the outdoor carpet, which is at the office. He asked if he could take the patio carpets and Lazy agreed he could take one but he's brought both. Creepy also forgot the kitchen and table which is broken. The last thing Lazy wants to show us is something she thought was a waste; a caravan cover. Isabelle moans because Creepy needs her help. The cover is the nicest cover ever and the one they have is handy because you only need to zip part of it down to use it. He got the cover from Specialised Covers in Yorkshire. Lazy is getting a chair and drink and chilling out.
Isabelle is organising her bag. Lazy cackles and says she was sat eating Nerds and putting her books in the school cupboard. Esme was sat cutting her OMG doll's hair and Isabelle wondered what she was doing. Esme cut the hair because it was frizzy and knotty so she tried to brush it and it puffed up. Isabelle offered to help Esme, who was crying and laughing. Lazy is outside staring dinner, which is pasta. Isabelle so doing note booking.
Lazy stirs the pasta, whilst trying to stop Jace putting his plastic for in the pan.
Creepy has avoided the camera due to time not letting him get ready. Its a beautiful evening and he shows us the other caravans. Creepy has got to know the caravan again after his modifications, and realised a few mistakes. They wild camped last night and everything worked well off the battery. He realised he forgot the kitchen table so Lazy is cooking off a box. They messed up with the water because the water is 200m away and they have to buy bottles so tomorrow they will have to get a watering can or drive to the tap. They're in Cornwall for a week and will explore what the place has to offer. Thy have plans going forward but may stay longer. The park is in the middle of nowhere and they have just enough signal to upload.
There is something about the smell of outdoor cooking barefoot in a field that is so nice. If Creepy put the drone up the sea would be right next to them. Someone makes cups of tea. They had a couple of hours having vegan meatball for dinner. there have been a lot of jobs today setting up but they're saying goodnight. The adventure starts tomorrow and they need to buy a few things in the morning.
End of vlog
Cannot. Contain. my. jealousy. Livin' the dream.
Is that bacon in the frying pan?
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