My thoughts:
- Why's creepy calling it a "Covid cut"? Hairdressers are open. There's no longer a need for Covid cuts.
- They're getting a hot tub for the balcony. Cue the bikini shots.
- Wait, so Creepy is busy doing a job and now Lazy has gone upstairs. Is anyone with Jace? Or has he been left completely alone downstairs? The girls are doing school work aren't they?
- Please don't call anyone Wizzle, Isabelle. Reminds me of that creepy account on Instagram.
- The Shein top looking like it could fall apart at any moment, and the weird leather jacket... Is that an in thing at the moment? Glad it wasn't in my day.
- Tiny baby clothes? They only go up to 7lbs. What's the point? You've already said your baby is the 75th percentile. It's your 5th baby too. Unless you're planning on starving your kid again, they're not going to fit for very long, if at all.
- Think I might faint. She just said she's got a pile of clothes than don't fit Jace. They're probably 0-3 months.
- She's going to be one of those parents that puts big frilly socks and a bow the size of the baby's head on, isn't she?
- You've got her first birthday outfit already?! You've not even pushed her out your vag yet. How the hell are you going to know if it will fit her?
- The shopping addiction is so clear to see.
- Sarah, you need to ring up Postman Pat Pat to take those
crappy clothes back to Pat Pat.
- Someone spend £122 on Chinese tat and me website when the Fidgets went live?! Bloody hell.
- Lazy: "I told you it was a good idea" then tried to save her self by saying "the girls told you". No hun, this was all your greedy doing.
- The greedy laughs and smiles...
- What's on the side of Isla's face? I hope it's not from her mother sharing her herpes. Her teeth are looking quite bucked too. She needs to see a dentist.
- This little "venture" has not helped the girls and their egos at all. They really will struggle in the real world.
- New stock from China on the way. Don't worry folks! Still plenty of time to be ripped off.
- Creepy, you don't feed Prinny. Your mum usually does.
- Of course it's not half past midnight... You lot would never stay up that late. You've got plenty to get up for in the morning. Work, school, friends... Oh wait...
- Pitch black, Lazy already in bed, Jace still fully clothed, looking very dirty and crying because he doesn't have a decent bedtime routine.
- Sweets for Jace at bedtime.
I know this sounds really mean but Isabelle's little chats really are so boring.
Isabelle's personality is the equivalent to a glass of water.