EXPLORING CENTER PARCS FOR THE FIRST TIME! & HILARIOUS HUGE SLIDE FAIL!!
It's early in the morning and Lazy and Jace are sat on the patio watching the birds.
I'm sure Creepy is looking at a bird too... Jace tells a tree to go away. Isla has taught Jace to say "frogo" but he says it really fat and it sounds like "fog off" or a rude word ("fuck off"). He was saying it all around Matalan yesterday and everyone was staring at them. Lazy says they don't use that word. Creepy and Isabelle are getting ready. Esme and Isla were up and out before anyone was dressed and they're somewhere in the woods. They're going to the park and hiring bikes today. Jace points up at the trees. He can't get over how high they are. Lazy says his hair is so cute and wishes she had his hair.
Lazy and Isabelle hold Jace's hands and walk down a path. Jace runs up to Esme and Isla. In the next shot Jace is sat on Esme's lap and they go on the zipwire in the playground. Jace plays in the sand. Esme and Isla go on the zipwire whilst Lazy films and cackles from afar. Esme takes Jace on the big slide. Then Creepy climbs to the top of the slide with them and Esme films herself and Jace going down the slide. Creepy flies down the slide and nearly causes an Earthquake at 9.0 on the Richter scale. Lazy cackles. Footage of Isla on the playground equipment. Jace asks to hold the camera. Esme and Jace go on the zipwire, this time with Creepy chasing them for footage.
Slow mo footage of the forest and campsite, the lake and a waterfall. They walk through an atrium type building but there are no masks worn. Jace pushes a mini trolley as they head to the shop.
It doesn't sound like Lazy is wearing a mask. Cllllleeeeeeeever boy puts a baguette on the checkout. The Inghams then go for a picnic. They've got salted caramel cheesecakes and Esme tries some but she doesn't like it. After lunch they head to the bikes. Isabelle and Creepy were measuring their heights. Creepy says he is 5'11.
He wishes. Isabelle's legs are longer than Creepy's but his torso and head is bigger.
Jace tries to climb up to the bikes. Jace wants a green one but can't ride a bike yet. Lazy gets a bike with a trailer seat on the back for him.
The Inghams came back at 3pm for a couple of hours to let Jace have a nap. He's run around for the past couple of hours. They were about to head out and then Jace started playing hide and seek. Lazy plays us the Instagram stories of Jace shouting as he counts for hide and seek.
The neighbours must never get peace. Lazy cackles about her pregnancy update photos.
Creepy tells Jace he looks cool on his bike. Isla had to have a bike update because she needed gears. Esme cycles off into the forest. Creepy films Lazy and Jace on their bike. They head to the beach. Lazy says there's kids in the water. Creepy says the weather is going to be hot in the next few days.
What is Center Parcs' policy on skinny dipping? Lazy says they didn't book anything before they came because they were unsure of what to book. Even without booking there is still loads to do. There are still spaces on activities the girls want to do. Lazy fancies a kayak or pedalo. Jace throws and into the water. Creepy wonders if you can jump off the pier and says he wants to do it for the vlog. Esme says you need a staff member there.
Back at the cabin, a divine dinner of Mediterranean veg and haloumi wraps has been eaten. They watched The Great British Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer. The kids are off to bed and Lazy and Creepy are going to watch Netflix. It's been a fun day and was nice to be out and about. Lazy never fully relaxes when they have a day off vlogging at home because she feels that the kids should be out. When they're out playing and exploring she feels fully relaxed. Lazy has plans for tomorrow and can't wait to share them with us.
End of vlog
Lazy would never EVER tell anyone to fuck off! Never, because she doesn't use that word!
Lazy is the white texts.
My life is not great at the moment due to ongoing health problems and I really felt she was rubbing it in.
thinks of that? Did Sarah and Chris have terrible childhoods? What constitutes a better future exactly? Financial security sure, but how do you offer them a better future if you are so neglectful of their education and basic needs? 
