Chris, there's a reason for the 10am checkout and 3 or 4pm check in. In a place like CP it's not one cleaner, one lodge. It's one (or maybe two) cleaners per six or seven lodges, maybe more. In your thicko world that's one cleaner having to clean (thoroughly) a very lot of lodges on a five or six hour window to get it ready for the next guests. After your lot they probably had to have 10 cleaners to clean your lodge.
In hotels, you're saying a two hour window between checkout and check in would be good? Those cleaners probably get up to 15 rooms to clean. In two hours? Get a grip you ignorant, ignorant fool.
When you were working, you had a turnaround time to get bags on and the plane cleaned, how would you have liked ignorant people saying "oh, you can do all that in ten minutes"
You're in cloud cuckoo land you pathetic waste of space.