Sorry did I hear that right... Sarah thinks she's a size 14-16. 
Some car key leggings, not khaki, car key.
Some car key leggings, not khaki, car key.
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Ouch ....., I wore suede patchwork hot pants in the mid seventies (they had cut out flowers for extra panache
) and delved into the Diana frills etc as a pregnant mum, Prince Harry and my middle daughter were born less than an hour apart. Can you just imagine a prince being born for her princess? However back to clothing, I can confirm beyond any doubt that never in a million years have I EVER looked like the state of the great whale no matter what I’ve decked myself out in
Why the duck is she dressing herself like a toddler??? Ifam clamouring for Lazy's approval by fawning all over her and saying how beautiful she looks in all those outfits 
She's one hot mess.
She's one hot mess.So many questions???
What the actual feck did supermum cook for the main meal of the day???? But hey there was tomato and cucumber to accompany it
To me at best that would be something you'd throw together for lunch?? Really do think the stupid bint tried to make 'eggy bread/french toast' but the dimwit got lost in the instructions.
In her 5th pregnancy the stupid woman still doesn't know what to wear??? One hell of a serious shopping problem going on!!
One thing for sure, thank to the Inghams I most certainly will not be buying one item from the Shein website.
Did think it funny that supermum has actually discovered the 'waistband adjusters'. You'd think after having 4 kids she'd know they existed - bloody hell I knew they existed on maternity wear almost 30 years ago (I feel old)
What the actual feck did supermum cook for the main meal of the day???? But hey there was tomato and cucumber to accompany it
To me at best that would be something you'd throw together for lunch?? Really do think the stupid bint tried to make 'eggy bread/french toast' but the dimwit got lost in the instructions.
In her 5th pregnancy the stupid woman still doesn't know what to wear??? One hell of a serious shopping problem going on!!
One thing for sure, thank to the Inghams I most certainly will not be buying one item from the Shein website.
Did think it funny that supermum has actually discovered the 'waistband adjusters'. You'd think after having 4 kids she'd know they existed - bloody hell I knew they existed on maternity wear almost 30 years ago (I feel old)
5th pregnancy. wow I mean I knew it was her 5th but seeing it written down like that really hits home, that’s a tit load of kids when you can’t cook a decent meal or get decent footwear for your kids.So many questions???
What the actual feck did supermum cook for the main meal of the day???? But hey there was tomato and cucumber to accompany it
To me at best that would be something you'd throw together for lunch?? Really do think the stupid bint tried to make 'eggy bread/french toast' but the dimwit got lost in the instructions.
In her 5th pregnancy the stupid woman still doesn't know what to wear??? One hell of a serious shopping problem going on!!
One thing for sure, thank to the Inghams I most certainly will not be buying one item from the Shein website.
Did think it funny that supermum has actually discovered the 'waistband adjusters'. You'd think after having 4 kids she'd know they existed - bloody hell I knew they existed on maternity wear almost 30 years ago (I feel old)
Funniest quote I’ve read today.baby butcher .Oh. My. bleeping. God!!
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and what the duck are these?! What are they?!They look like dungarees for a baby butcher!!
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Nope. Chris was DM some random teen on izzys phone. Asked for a meet up. The mother did a bit of research and thought "no, hell no". Chris tit his pants, deleted some messages and arranged a shopping trip in a very public place. Told izzy to go but take a camera so you can vlog it to hide his tracks the dirty perv. Mother then made sure she went along to make sure it was izzy and offered a lift home so she could see where the dirty bastard lived.
Hoping parents against grooming gangs are on the way.....
wtf did I just watch? That dinner was ridiculous and then making the girls vlog that it was sooooo good. Sarah a size 16 and the things were too big? Noway is she a 14/16. Notice we didn’t get too see the size labels proving it . Sarah out again without jace. Do you think she’s now making Chris have Jace so he doesn’t get up too no good?. Isabelle needs removing from that house. She’s clearly depressed. Isla annoying as Fk. Why are they having sweets after dinner?. Also Sarah said they were moving house in summer which is a few months away.. thought they were moving within 2 weeks 
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Omfg ! Some one,get her a stylist she looks a mess"Good afternoon Ifam, and Welcome to the Sarah Fashion Show"
Chris was home all day, why can't he have had tea prepared
I noticed Isla wearing the silver ugg boots now
Don't forget a decent haircut, they all badly need one
They needed a haircut before lockdown never mind now! I can’t believe they prioritise buying slave Labour rags over their personal care.
The egg sandwich thing is is a thing - not french toast. It’s from tik tok. I only know this because Jennifer from Family Fudge did it. Properly.
I think Sarah is struggling with once being slim and now being plus size. She clearly has no idea what would suit her shape or age - if she had any friends or a job she would be able to see what others wear and talk about what she should wear with them!
I think Sarah is struggling with once being slim and now being plus size. She clearly has no idea what would suit her shape or age - if she had any friends or a job she would be able to see what others wear and talk about what she should wear with them!
He’s the Scared tin coward
This is THE funniest thing I’ve read on Tattle...still laughing now!!Oh. My. bleeping. God!!
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and what the duck are these?! What are they?!
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I’d say he’s one of the creepy flying monkeys, grabbing young girls. He has their hands, facial expressions and they do wear a hat and have bald patches
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My 11 yr old (12 in May) is in high school and has to wear a mask in school and on bus to and from school!I thought PHE advised children under 11 years were mask exempt not 12?!?They make their own rules up to suit themselves
In schools its based on year groups rather than age so school years 7 and above. It is recommended in school rather than law though so not technically mandatory
Just because the shops reopened and Lazy has been doing a daily marathon haul of how to look awful clothes..., life just ain’t fair to us loyal tattlers
PLEASE CAN WE HAVE FULL BLOWN RANT??? PLEASE, I’M BEGGING AND BECOMING INPATIENT. ITS LONG, LONG OVERDUE.
BRIGHTEN OUR SATURDAY NIGHT !!!!!
PLEASE CAN WE HAVE FULL BLOWN RANT??? PLEASE, I’M BEGGING AND BECOMING INPATIENT. ITS LONG, LONG OVERDUE.
BRIGHTEN OUR SATURDAY NIGHT !!!!!
Oh dear that is very low
1 mill strong my arse , Sarah little 10 yr olds ain't bothered by a 36 yr old mum trying on maternity clothes looking like a potato 
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