Forgets my arse , he keeps this stuff in on purpose to show how much of a bitch she can beHere you go! 'Hurry Up with the Tap' is one of my all-time favourite Ingham moments, where Sarah shows off her true colours, and Chris forgets to edit it out:
Sarah, it's fine, just turn up!We just have been to Warner Brother Studios on Sunday...had it booked since August!! They are on another planet if they think they can just turn up!
‘Remember, I can legally sue you for £250,000’Because the NDA was written by Chris, in pen,on an ibis napkin.
It said if she told anyone about them having sex he would sue her a 6 figure sum.
But writing "I will sue you" on a napkin after sex, surprisingly, is not enforceable as an NDA.
I always read bladders as bladder in pissAnd Creepy woohooing on his bladders.
They have no friends and are being socially isolated due to getting slagged off because of the vlogs mummy and daddy churn outI find it hard to belive esme is in year 7! If she was in actual school i think she would find all this toy shop excitment really cringe.
I assumed you'd misspelt Waynetta (Slob)I don’t know how esme autocorrected to wane