WhittlingIhopMonkey
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Did Macy design these f00king boxes? Only 5 left in stock with the word Chritmas On them? And only 10% off! You too can mortify yourself by announcing you are both an ingham fan and illiterate !
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CheekyChappy
Active member
I'm not really known for serious posts, but here we go...
Anyone here who does want to report them to the police, feel free to download this video (from Sarah's Instagram story 14.11.20) and forward it on to the police as evidence that Chris broke quarantine rules to meet his Mum and collect his dog while they should have been self isolating after returning home from a holiday spanning multiple European countries.
This is not Tattlers catching them out, this is essentially an inadvertent confession that she was too stupid to realise.
Just because you're too dumb to understand the rules, doesn't mean you haven't broken them.
Anyone here who does want to report them to the police, feel free to download this video (from Sarah's Instagram story 14.11.20) and forward it on to the police as evidence that Chris broke quarantine rules to meet his Mum and collect his dog while they should have been self isolating after returning home from a holiday spanning multiple European countries.
This is not Tattlers catching them out, this is essentially an inadvertent confession that she was too stupid to realise.
Just because you're too dumb to understand the rules, doesn't mean you haven't broken them.
Yayitsavaliable
Active member
Did creepy have his mask on when he “collected” prinny from down the street !? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE/GARDEN - how stupid are they!? Like honestly they share a brain cell . I hope one of the neighbours report them for breaking the rules.
Noticed we haven’t had an update on the £4,000 “stolen” money.
Noticed we haven’t had an update on the £4,000 “stolen” money.
They have a secure backyard. Granny groomer could have placed the dog in the back garden without coming into contact with anyone. If they wanted a reactions video they could have closed the blinds to the back garden, gathered the OMG actors and opened the blinds on camera.
The "evidence" video is as staged as the "no, hell no" video.
The "evidence" video is as staged as the "no, hell no" video.
ChrissyPoo
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My thoughts:
- Back to "mega surprise" in the thumbnail titles.
- Isabelle, please put the hoodie in the washing machine. It must stink.
- Please, please, PLEASE brush Jace's hair. The back is so matted.
- Someone buying your teenager short skirts...
- Jace is not in 9-12 months. Stop lying.
- Good job they're footless. Perfect for the parent that buys clothes too small.
- Esme's hair needs a good wash.
- They've definitely been doing a lot of baby making since home. You can tell by the way they're reacting with each other.
- "She's definitely your daughter" Yeah, because the other one is questionable, isn't it Lazy.
- Took Jace out for a walk...
- "You do this and I'll go there" Do you want to trip yourself up anymore, Lazy?
- Got bored at this point....
- Lazy was clearly too fuming to end the vlog.
- Back to "mega surprise" in the thumbnail titles.
- Isabelle, please put the hoodie in the washing machine. It must stink.
- Please, please, PLEASE brush Jace's hair. The back is so matted.
- Someone buying your teenager short skirts...
- Jace is not in 9-12 months. Stop lying.
- Good job they're footless. Perfect for the parent that buys clothes too small.
- Esme's hair needs a good wash.
- They've definitely been doing a lot of baby making since home. You can tell by the way they're reacting with each other.
- "She's definitely your daughter" Yeah, because the other one is questionable, isn't it Lazy.
- Took Jace out for a walk...
- "You do this and I'll go there" Do you want to trip yourself up anymore, Lazy?
- Got bored at this point....
- Lazy was clearly too fuming to end the vlog.
Kimbo combo
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Jesus the stupid bitch has been back 2 minutes and already ranting wonder what the next two weeks will be like 
might get some 
in
FYI lazy you are not a loud to leave the house even picking up your dog from two houses away and to top it of you showed creep outside collecting prinny
You couldn’t make this shit up
My brother had to go away for a business trip and had to quarantine for 2 weeks when he got home he didn’t step once outside his front door that’s what you are suppose to do you stupid idiots
I really hope you are reported
might get some in FYI lazy you are not a loud to leave the house even picking up your dog from two houses away and to top it of you showed creep outside collecting prinny
You couldn’t make this shit up My brother had to go away for a business trip and had to quarantine for 2 weeks when he got home he didn’t step once outside his front door that’s what you are suppose to do you stupid idiots
I really hope you are reported
Flowerstar68
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xxme2uxx01
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Look at his hair poor lad needs it brushing or cut
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ChrissyPoo
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I'm calling it now - Christmas Day pregnancy reveal.
Yes it’s been edited 7 hrs ago.
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Onceupatime
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Wow they really think their travelling was something to be jealous of
Well I can honestly say I’m not jealous of the following: -sleeping in service stations
-eating the same crap food and not experiencing culture
- looking like tramps and needing a good clean
- repetitive trips to the beach
- putting my family at risk during a world wide pandemic
Their life is nothing to be jealous of, I’m happy, love my house (which is bigger than theirs) made memories with my family as best we could and stayed safe
Onthefence
Well-known member
Am watching the vlog. Prinny is home. Jace runs to creepy and says "dada" and lazy says "yay dada's back". Clearly already broken quarantine to go and collect the dog then
Kat5998
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JacquiW1000
Chatty Member
I replaced an empty toilet roll yesterday - the results are amazing. Such a transformation
Just caught up with her actual rant. She admits that Chris did break isolation to go down the street, about 2 houses away so very much classed as a public space. And admits they did it purely for vlog content. Just so the girls can have yet another "surprise".
Her reasoning of Chris needing to go out to get prinny makes no sense. They should have stayed in the house with the door open, Jane or Steve let prinny go from a safe distance from the door. Any normal dog seeing their owner in the door of their own house would head directly to them. Prinny would probably head the opposite direction.
Her reasoning of Chris needing to go out to get prinny makes no sense. They should have stayed in the house with the door open, Jane or Steve let prinny go from a safe distance from the door. Any normal dog seeing their owner in the door of their own house would head directly to them. Prinny would probably head the opposite direction.
thegreencow
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DOGS INCREDIBLE REACTION TO SEEING FAMILY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4 MONTHS!!
Outstanding grammar as usual.
Creepy shows us the shopping delivery. Lazy doesn't understand how Sainsburys substituted quorn bacon with pork chops. Creepy says it feels nice to have a kitchen stocked full of food. The house is a bombsite and they have months of unpacking to do. They have a very lot of things they're doing in the house in the next few weeks. Lazy says she told us this yesterday but Creepy fires back and says he doesn't care because people might not have watched yesterday. There are big renovations being done to the house. BIG!!!! They're moving bedrooms around, buying furniture and decorating. What a lovely surprise for the children to enjoy for 3 day before you drag them back off the Europe! There's cleaning to do and tons to sort out. lazy needs to sort out Jace's clothes because he's grown out of all his clothes in the house. Creepy is going to start to clean the garage out and get shelves for the sup boards and scooters. Most importantly though is a big reunion.
Creepy pulled a dummy out from behind Jace's ear the other day and now he thinks there is a dummy in his ear so he has his finger shoved in his ear all the time. Creepy does the trick again. Jace had a biscuit and now wants his dummy but Lazy takes it away and gives him a drink.
Creepy shows us all the mail they have to go through. Lazy shows us her blankets. Isla still can't say 'favourite' properly.
Jace is ready to go and play outside. Esme wants to show a trick on the trampoline. Jace has found his toy caaa. Lazy tries to get him to say various words but all he says is 'ah ah ha'. Lazy get his swing/slide set out. Jace says 'rock'. The tuff tray is full of water. Esme takes Jace on the trampoline but he wants his caaa. Lazy needs to make a start on tidying the dinning room.
Isabelle isn't feeling well. She has finished her schoolwork and done some cleaning. She wants to do something chilled and is going to treat herself to a self care Isabelle day. She is going to get some ice cream and hot chocolate. Then she will come upstairs to paint her nails and watch a movie. Sounds better than being dragged around Europe. You can hear the happiness in her voice. She has been perfecting all the little bit in her room. Footage of Isabelle making the hot chocolate.
Isla has put makeup on herself to make her look like a reindeer. Prinny comes running in barking and the girls shriek. Jace screams. Prinny knocks Jace over The girls continue to screech. Prinny is running in and out of the living room. It all seems so hectic and confusing for her with Creepy and Lazy making no attempt to shut Jace and the girls up. Jace is scared of Prinny but Lazy cackles and calls him a drama queen. He touches Prinny and everyone says 'aw'. Jace then runs after her to try and give her a kiss but she runs away.
They're all back together and Lazy can't cope with Jace's reaction. She thinks it's hilarious. He is saying hello to her but starts screaming when she turns towards him. She does a reenactment of it. Isla is washing an apple but looks terrified and make a hasty retreat when Lazy starts screeching. Prinny jumps up at the camera and Jace makes a noise that sounds like a half cry/half laugh. Jace strokes her and Prinny stay still. Prinny looks better than she has in months. She will look neglected this time next week though.
Back to Isabelle and back to acting like she didn't expect to see Prinny. Lazy wanted her to stay downstairs but Isabelle wanted to go upstairs so she did but heard the girls screeching. Jace has been woofing whenever Prinny's name is mentioned. Isabelle has found a Christmas cup. She is super excited for Christmas and they will be picking out their Secret Santas on 1st December.
Esme is upstairs and has made a Harry Potter wand, and then painted an LOL Doll.
Lazy tells Jace not to touch the washing machine but he has his hand on it the whole time and ignores her. The Inghams have spent a few hours sorting a few thing out. They are caught up with washing but it is the same load that was in this morning because Jace is obsessed *cackle* with the buttons *cackle* and goes over to touch them.
Thomas has sent a present for Jace, even though Lazy told him not to. Lazy does a speech about how fortunate they are and how they tell people not to buy gifts. Yet they still have the PO box open. Thomas went ahead and bought it. Lazy opens the box. It's a £15 wooden recovery truck. Well at least he can show his father what is to come on the next chapter of the European Roadtrip. It's amazing to see how generous the world is but the Inghams have so much and Lazy wants them to think of others and donate money to charity instead. Is she thinking of others when she gets the presents and is grabby with them, rather than opting to donate them to charity? Lazy tells Thomas no more gifts.
Lazy is excited to cook dinner because she hasn't had a kitchen for the past few months. They've been craving Spaghetti Bolognese but when they turned vegetarian they couldn't eat it because its mince. Lazy has quorn mince but they've never had a mince alternative before. Lazy is as excited for this as she is for Christmas dinner. Footage of dinner being made. She moans that there should be something that dices vegetables really quickly. Isla mixes the spaghetti. Esme grates the cheese. Jace is asleep. Dinner is put onto plates. Isabelle says it was better than the meat spag bol. Lazy would probably put less gaaalic in next time. The girls want to make candyfloss.
The dinning room will soon become the playroom because they need a safe place for Jace and somewhere to store all his toys. Lazy also wants the girls downstairs more. She shows the tidier room and advertises her baby blankets. That is her accomplishment for today.
Candyfloss time. Esme got a candyfloss maker ages ago as a birthday or Christmas gift. The girls make the candyfloss. In the next clip Esme and Isla have plates with a mug of tea, grapes and biscuit on them. They're off to bed. Then Jace eats his grapes out of a bowl on the kitchen floor. Creepy makes cups of tea.
End of vlog
Rather than renovating the house, they need to just cut their losses and accept they have outgrown it. Especially as they want another kid. Where the hell will the dinning table go if they make a playroom? It certainly won't fit in front of the patio doors. Where will the baby sleep? They really didn't think anything through.
Lazy is trying to convince us Jace is so small and yet the size nappies she bought are to fit a child around Jace' age. This size fits babies weighing 25 pounds so why is she claiming he wears clothes for 6-9 month olds?
When you realise how much your views have dropped in a year
Outstanding grammar as usual.
Creepy shows us the shopping delivery. Lazy doesn't understand how Sainsburys substituted quorn bacon with pork chops. Creepy says it feels nice to have a kitchen stocked full of food. The house is a bombsite and they have months of unpacking to do. They have a very lot of things they're doing in the house in the next few weeks. Lazy says she told us this yesterday but Creepy fires back and says he doesn't care because people might not have watched yesterday. There are big renovations being done to the house. BIG!!!! They're moving bedrooms around, buying furniture and decorating. What a lovely surprise for the children to enjoy for 3 day before you drag them back off the Europe! There's cleaning to do and tons to sort out. lazy needs to sort out Jace's clothes because he's grown out of all his clothes in the house. Creepy is going to start to clean the garage out and get shelves for the sup boards and scooters. Most importantly though is a big reunion.
Creepy pulled a dummy out from behind Jace's ear the other day and now he thinks there is a dummy in his ear so he has his finger shoved in his ear all the time. Creepy does the trick again. Jace had a biscuit and now wants his dummy but Lazy takes it away and gives him a drink.
Creepy shows us all the mail they have to go through. Lazy shows us her blankets. Isla still can't say 'favourite' properly.
Jace is ready to go and play outside. Esme wants to show a trick on the trampoline. Jace has found his toy caaa. Lazy tries to get him to say various words but all he says is 'ah ah ha'. Lazy get his swing/slide set out. Jace says 'rock'. The tuff tray is full of water. Esme takes Jace on the trampoline but he wants his caaa. Lazy needs to make a start on tidying the dinning room.
Isabelle isn't feeling well. She has finished her schoolwork and done some cleaning. She wants to do something chilled and is going to treat herself to a self care Isabelle day. She is going to get some ice cream and hot chocolate. Then she will come upstairs to paint her nails and watch a movie. Sounds better than being dragged around Europe. You can hear the happiness in her voice. She has been perfecting all the little bit in her room. Footage of Isabelle making the hot chocolate.
Isla has put makeup on herself to make her look like a reindeer. Prinny comes running in barking and the girls shriek. Jace screams. Prinny knocks Jace over The girls continue to screech. Prinny is running in and out of the living room. It all seems so hectic and confusing for her with Creepy and Lazy making no attempt to shut Jace and the girls up. Jace is scared of Prinny but Lazy cackles and calls him a drama queen. He touches Prinny and everyone says 'aw'. Jace then runs after her to try and give her a kiss but she runs away.
They're all back together and Lazy can't cope with Jace's reaction. She thinks it's hilarious. He is saying hello to her but starts screaming when she turns towards him. She does a reenactment of it. Isla is washing an apple but looks terrified and make a hasty retreat when Lazy starts screeching. Prinny jumps up at the camera and Jace makes a noise that sounds like a half cry/half laugh. Jace strokes her and Prinny stay still. Prinny looks better than she has in months. She will look neglected this time next week though.
Back to Isabelle and back to acting like she didn't expect to see Prinny. Lazy wanted her to stay downstairs but Isabelle wanted to go upstairs so she did but heard the girls screeching. Jace has been woofing whenever Prinny's name is mentioned. Isabelle has found a Christmas cup. She is super excited for Christmas and they will be picking out their Secret Santas on 1st December.
Esme is upstairs and has made a Harry Potter wand, and then painted an LOL Doll.
Lazy tells Jace not to touch the washing machine but he has his hand on it the whole time and ignores her. The Inghams have spent a few hours sorting a few thing out. They are caught up with washing but it is the same load that was in this morning because Jace is obsessed *cackle* with the buttons *cackle* and goes over to touch them.
Thomas has sent a present for Jace, even though Lazy told him not to. Lazy does a speech about how fortunate they are and how they tell people not to buy gifts. Yet they still have the PO box open. Thomas went ahead and bought it. Lazy opens the box. It's a £15 wooden recovery truck. Well at least he can show his father what is to come on the next chapter of the European Roadtrip. It's amazing to see how generous the world is but the Inghams have so much and Lazy wants them to think of others and donate money to charity instead. Is she thinking of others when she gets the presents and is grabby with them, rather than opting to donate them to charity? Lazy tells Thomas no more gifts.
Lazy is excited to cook dinner because she hasn't had a kitchen for the past few months. They've been craving Spaghetti Bolognese but when they turned vegetarian they couldn't eat it because its mince. Lazy has quorn mince but they've never had a mince alternative before. Lazy is as excited for this as she is for Christmas dinner. Footage of dinner being made. She moans that there should be something that dices vegetables really quickly. Isla mixes the spaghetti. Esme grates the cheese. Jace is asleep. Dinner is put onto plates. Isabelle says it was better than the meat spag bol. Lazy would probably put less gaaalic in next time. The girls want to make candyfloss.
The dinning room will soon become the playroom because they need a safe place for Jace and somewhere to store all his toys. Lazy also wants the girls downstairs more. She shows the tidier room and advertises her baby blankets. That is her accomplishment for today.
Candyfloss time. Esme got a candyfloss maker ages ago as a birthday or Christmas gift. The girls make the candyfloss. In the next clip Esme and Isla have plates with a mug of tea, grapes and biscuit on them. They're off to bed. Then Jace eats his grapes out of a bowl on the kitchen floor. Creepy makes cups of tea.
End of vlog
Rather than renovating the house, they need to just cut their losses and accept they have outgrown it. Especially as they want another kid. Where the hell will the dinning table go if they make a playroom? It certainly won't fit in front of the patio doors. Where will the baby sleep? They really didn't think anything through.
Lazy is trying to convince us Jace is so small and yet the size nappies she bought are to fit a child around Jace' age. This size fits babies weighing 25 pounds so why is she claiming he wears clothes for 6-9 month olds?
When you realise how much your views have dropped in a year
Littlelubaby
Active member
Thread #138 suggestion! Sarah not so keen but Chris loves a quaren-TEEN!