EMOTIONAL TEEN..
Jace plays with his toy, Prinny sniffs shoes. Lazy screeches good morning and tells us to excuse the state of her. Creepy ran a bath and surprised her with it last night. It was delicious but she hasn't washed her hair. She might stay in her pyjamas all day and isn't doing any jobs. They have been home 3/4 days, it's mid November and Lazy hasn't watched a Christmas movie yet.
Lies, absolute lies, they can't keep up with their own lies. Watch your final vlog in Spain, Lazy. She thinks the girls are upstairs funschooling. Lazy will sort out the mess Jace made in the living room and then they will have a Christmassy day. Creepy is really annoying Lazy because she wants to put the Christmas tree up but they can't do that until the dinning table is out of the dinning room so Lazy can put Jace's toys in there. She can't move the dinning table on her own but it's getting to the stage where he might just move the step and slide to the kitchen. Jace wants to red his book.
Lazy is going to loo in the craft drawer. Moan about the cold sore.
I swear she had a flare up when she got pregnant with Jace. Jace calls for Creepy. Lay tells Jace not to say bye because we will think Creepy has gone out. Time lapse of Lazy emptying the craft box. There's a lot of Easter stuff and an eyebrow/eyelash kit she bought last year. Lay thought it would be funny to give it a go because she has never dyed her eyebrows. Jace want to eat dog biscuits.
Jace is shouting at Prinny because she is trying to get his food. The girl are starting their craft session.
Lazy is in Isabelle's bathroom putting baby oil around her eyes. She isn't sure how to do her eyelashes. She cleans the stuff off with milk and there isn't much difference. Lazy thought her eyelashes would fall out.
Lazy and the girl have spent an hour painting. More moaning about her cold sore. Lazy likes wooden rainbow toys and has bought some for Christmas. She likes the peg people she sees online so he thought she would buy some on her own. She also bought some houses. Isabelle painted the peg people.
Lazy is going to make lunch. She wants something juicey and Creepy pipes up that he want an FLT but Lazy says no. Creepy comes over and touches her chest, saying they should both have one because there isn't enough for everyone. They settle on scrambled egg with mushrooms. Lazy puts a dissolvable tablet in water and drinks it. Then she chops mushrooms and gaaalic, which she cooks with egg and spinach. She puts it on bagels.
Lazy is going to set up a surprise for the girls and watch and Christmas movie. Creepy could tell Lazy was down so asked her if she wanted to put the Christmas tree up tomorrow so tomorrow is the day it's going up. Lazy sets up the floor loungers and says she wants to curl up on the kitchen floor and go to sleep. She's going to surprise the girls in the kitchen. Lazy advertises the floor loungers and tell us about the payment plan. Lay says Isabelle will choose the palette one, Esme the flowers, Isla the rainbows and Jace can have the animal one. Isla walks in chooses the animal one but Lazy reminds her that he wanted the rainbow one. Lazy shows us Isla's earrings. The girls watch The Christmas Carol.
Creepy says Prinny disappeared halfway through the movie to come and sit on he own lounger in the kitchen. The girls show us their artwork.
Isabelle has found a ring light in Jace's bedroom. She is going to do Tik Toks. Her daily routine is getting up, home schooling until 12, a workout, Tik Tok, family time, goes to her room for more Tik Tok and might watch a documentary. Isabelle has been watching Trail 4 on Netflix and recommends it to the ifam if they're old enough. Esme comes into the bedroom screeching, pretending a grape branch is a spider. Isabelle and her friend will be watching 5 Feet Apart together over facetime on Netflix. Once the movie is finished Isabelle is crying. They decided to watch clouds. When Lazy called Isabelle for dinner she had mascara all down her face from crying. She loves sad movies but hates them because they're so sad.
Creepy says everyone is upstairs getting ready for bed and have showers. It's 11pm and it's back to home schooling routine tomorrow. Jace has found the girls' Barbie ambulance. Lazy does the daily 5 minutes of encouraging him to say the same words over and over again. Today words are mamma, dadda, hi guys and night night. He refuses to say hello but Creepy insists he says it perfectly. Eventually he says it and Creepy says 'good boy' in his usual creepy way. Jace hits the camera and tells it to go.
That boy might look innocent but he definitely has the Dixon genes well and truly stamped in his DNA. Creepy laughs but he probably won't be in a few months when Jace hit the terrible twos head on and that camera is his face.
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I hope they aren't intending on returning those crates...