GIRLS GO WILD SHOPPING IN PORTO! INCLUDING SISTER HAUL!!
Jace eats breakfast, Isla butters toast, Jace face plants the bed and Isla joins in with the gymnastics session. Lazy screeches good morning to us and Jace pinches her.
He is a brat but as long as he's making his mother suffer I really couldn't give a tit. She gets excited when she realises it 1st October and says she would be decking the house out if she was a home.
More like she'd be decking the first person to remind her what a tit life she has. There were leaves on the floor in Porto and the temperature is dropping but she's craving the UK crispy cold air but Creepy put a patronising hand on her head and says not quite yet because he still wants a few more sunny days. The campsite have called to say the new paddle boards have arrived. Winter in the UK lasts a long time so Lazy isn't rushing the extra few months. Creepy says there are scales but Lazy says she won't get on the 'bad boy' because she will break them. Creepy will feel sad when it's too cold to go swimming in the sea.
Yep, no more teenage daughter in a bikini thumbnails. Anyway the car is packed up because they're heading back to the campsite.
Creepy asks Jace if their life is sat outside shops waiting for the fools. His voice goes high pitched and he asks Jace where the birdies are.
Are you eyeing up ladies/teens on the street again Creepy? Jace can't say 'pigeon' yet. Lazy says they've taken the short walk to the mar... the water's edge. They been considering doing the boat trip to see the six main bridges but have seen them on the bus tour. The boat tour is at 3pm so they wouldn't get to the hotel before 5pm and the girls want to go back to the Flying Tiger shop so it would be 6pm before they got back and they have a 4/5 hour drive. They're walking along the river looking at the boats. They then pass another booth and their boat leaves in 25 minutes. They need to get to the other side of the river but if he doesn't stop taking to the salesperson then they won't get over there. Footage of the walk. Footage of the boat trip. Th girls walk down a street.
Creepy says the boat trip was a lot of fun. It's so beautiful it's ridiculous. There are lots of market stalls and has a nice vibe to walk up and down.
I bet Creepy and Lazy haven't supported a single on of those market stall. The weather is turning and they're heading into town to let the girls go to Flying Tiger. Creepy films the restaurants and says you wouldn't believe the smells out there.
Yes, you really must have a wash when you get back to the caravan park. Another restaurant gets compared to Disney. They're walking back across the Dom Luis bridge. Creepy nearly trips over.
Isabelle excitedly says she and the girls are going crazy. Lazy has given her and the girls money. She shrieks and shows us a hair clip, journal, purse and sassy £3 glasses. Lazy thinks they're done in there and she's tempted to buy a a velvet notebook and red tape holder but puts them back because she hasn't been sensible with other things like cars playmat and dinosaur crayons.
Lazy screeches that they're ending the day where they started it. She's joking, they're not actually ending the day there. They're packing up the car and the ifam have been telling Lazy to get Port wine so on the way back there Lazy got some. She got the most expensive wine in the shop but it was so cheap. Lazy isn't sure when she'll drink it.
Hopefully soon so we can have another rant and it sounds like the ifam want one too.. don't let your fans down, Lazy! Isabelle asks if they can do a shopping haul and Lazy will show us what she got Jace tomorrow. Isabelle says she's going first and pushes Esme out of the way. Lazy decides Isla can go first because she was waiting patiently. Creepy takes Jace away, lifting him up by his arms as usual. I'm going to skip through the girls' haul because I couldn't give half a
tit but Isla gets two bags of sweets and a half eaten pot of candy floss. Isabelle also gets a ton of snacks for the journey home. Lazy show her haul but avoids showing us her sweet haul (although I can just see it in the corner). People were asking why they didn't let the girls buy things the other day and this is why; because for the looooong journey home they'll be occupied with their diaries, they can work on rotting their teeth even more with all the sweets and they're so happy with everything they got. Lazy 'encourages' the girls to save their money until the last day in case they see something they really want in another shop. She thinks there's some competition there with the girls where they will be jealous if their sister can buy something on the last day but they can't.
Anyway, Lazy is going to end the vlog because they have a long drive home. They will get back to the caravan and have a drink. Clip cuts and Lazy says they haven't yet set off and something drastic ha happened. If their luck for caaaas couldn't possibly get any worse, they've noticed a hole that wasn't there 3/4 days ago when they parked the caaaa. The excess on the hire caaaaa is £3k. Bad times.
Karma has done good!
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