Anyone remember Big Cook, Little Cook on CBBC?
Big eye, little eye, welcome to our car crash 
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Big eye, little eye, welcome to our car crash 
Waterworld is holding their controversial annual naked family swim event this weekend. Rumour has it, Chris is on his way back to the UK
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I can't believe that after Lazy's near death cancer experience combined with her pus filled scabby sun damaged lips, that she is boldly out there baking her substantial self in the hot sun! After an apparent scare like that wouldn't you be doing all you could to keep out of the sun??
Not when you have the intelligence of a gnat.
Has anyone heard of any of them applying sunscreen during this tit show of a trip?
Why aren’t they being investigated, the kids should be in school and those two dopes back here doing proper jobs.
They barely know what day it is. And it really is a tit show. The kids are more mature than those two plebs.
Using all the grease from all those potatoes I reckon
Yes, where's the banana boat??
Probably with all the blankets in the land rover in the Portuguese garage.
Does anyone know if you still count as naked if you keep a woolly hat on? Asking for a friend.Waterworld is holding their controversial annual naked family swim event this weekend. Rumour has it, Chris is on his way back to the UK
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Also is just for men suitable for use down below. Still asking for a friend.
I can’t look at these pics without hearing ‘It’s all round Asda’s. It must be true!’
I thought the daily star had tracked down Karen Matthews in Portugal!
Despite all those hours of pouring over google for something terminal to terrorise young kids into submission with, I don’t think she quite grasped the correlation between the sun and a subsequent melanoma.
No or using hand gel
Is he swimming back and claiming his beanie is a flotation aid?Waterworld is holding their controversial annual naked family swim event this weekend. Rumour has it, Chris is on his way back to the UK
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Lmao, well boyance won't be an issue since oil doesn't like to mix with waterIs he swimming back and claiming his beanie is a flotation aid?
I've heard (from a friend who doesn't have a pencil dick) that it can be quite effective but otherwise it's fecking useless.
I saw on lazys insta she's asking for a deposit for her Xmas blankets and wants pre orders. How can she be allowed to have elf on the shelf prints? Isn't that copywriter?
I can't screenshot, will keep trying.
I can't screenshot, will keep trying.
Totally agree. She has a big cry about having to cut her big toe off
and having skin cancer, then proceeds to tell IFAM her lip has a “sun blister” on it?!! When have you ever put your face in the sun that much that you BLISTER your lips?? She must be plain stupid.
This morning have e scooters on. Can't ride them in the UK other then your own land. Huge waste of money for when thier home!
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