Didn't the Inghams only manage to raise about £800 for the NHS from the Ifam? I can't see that many of the kiddie mafia able to stump up any cash to rescue Sir Noncealot and his heffalump bride.
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Remember the tale of when Chris fled and went to Florida with his BFF to escape Sarah?
Anyone thinking he’s broken the engine intentionally to flee Sarah and go on a uk tour of Ibis hotels upon his return?
Anyone thinking he’s broken the engine intentionally to flee Sarah and go on a uk tour of Ibis hotels upon his return?
I’m in the Cotswolds, it’s a rite of passage to own one at least once. Mine was crap, my father in laws was crap, my consultant colleague’s was crap. People around me are either rich enough to fork for the repairs, or get rid and get a newer one that’ll last them 10 years max. Sensible people don’t go near them again and opt for German built cars instead.
the Ingham Family #119 As the Minghams sit and fester the Spanish enjoy their siesta
I guarantee that there’ll be a Spanish mechanic driving around in his new Range Rover next week, possibly with caravanMechanics quote 20K when they really don't want the job and they just want you to collect your junk and go away
Chantella would sell a kidney, so she would
Is that a new addition to the chinese calendar? Will Sarah be able to say her next baby was born in the year of the Land Rover?
Chris?
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The Ingham Family #119- The Chavavan is dying just like their Channel
Chris, just buy a house in Spain. In fact, buy two 
Karma does exist. Finally the nonce and his family are getting a big big big bucket of Karma and I am just sitting laughing at them. Absolute pricks,
No don’t give him that idea Locals here have moved to Spain to save them tax in the U.K. knowing fine they can return anytime and still get free nhs treatment despite avoiding tax whilst raking in tax free money by deliberately leaving the U.K. for that issue. The husband being essential workers can fly back and forth to work knowing they pay no tax. Hate that that loop hole hasn’t been closed up by the government. It’s all wrong. Maybe that’s why they have gone knowing no tax in U.K. for a year and moved their registered address and to save money for new house since latest one fell throughChris, just buy a house in Spain. In fact, buy two
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THE WORST NEWS POSSIBLE.. WE ARE STRANDED IN SPAIN | VANLIFE EUROPE 2020
Back at the caravan the girls are off back to the helipad. Lazy is making dinner and tidying the caravan. She films the girls from afar. Shots of the sky.
Inside the caravan Lazy plays peekaboo with Jace and then asks what he's doing as he puts his hands/arms around her neck. She says he's definitely a boy. They're ending the vlog because you can't get much sleep in the yard apart from between the hours of 1-6am. There's the lorries and a dog but they're not complaining, just pointing out facts. It couldn't be nicer where the Inghams are; they check on them to make sure they're ok and let them charge the scooters. Lazy feels lucky because it could be so much worse, just a dodgeball thrown in the way of the travel plans.
End of vlog
I hope she washed her hands. Probably didn't, dirty pig
Jace plays with his bus and repeatedly says car. Lazy tries to get him to say bus. It's another day in the garage next to the cemetery and it's not a good start because they've had bad news. She roars at Jace. Anyway the garage has contacted the Inghams to speak about the car and it's way worse than they imagined; the engine is gone. The overload of the oil didn't help but it still would've happened so it wasn't their fault. There's a thick tubing from the top part of the engine to the bottom has a crack in it and the top part and bottom part of the engine have smashed together. It would cost £17k + VAT to fix so probably over £20k in total. Lazy opens Jace's jigsaw.
The Inghams are trying to weigh up their options, of which there aren't many. Lazy is not going to pay over £20k for the car to be fixed, there's no way. They could buy a new car but it would be a Spanish car and it would be driving on the opposite side, paying a huge amount of tax on the way back. Lazy doesn't want to do that either so they're not going to do it. They could hire a car for the rest of the trip but that would be a waste of money. Creepy has succumbed to the fact that they're happy and healthy and it's just a car. He thinks they could just live at the garage and make the most of free living. You have to look on the Brightside because there's so many worse things happening in the world right now. Jace points at the tractor and Lazy says he would happily live there. She tries to get him to say tractor but he remains silent.
Over at the helipad next to the cemetery, Jace throws a football. Isabelle comes over to join him around They walk back to the caravan saying they tried to play football with Jace but he's having none of it.10 minutes later he's asleep next to a bored looking Isla. As soon as she sees the camera she smiles and does that stupid peace sign.
Back at the helipad the girls go on their scooters.
It's a little later on and Creepy says they have been on the phone for most of the day trying to sort things out with different companies to try and resolve the situation They have a couple of scenarios, of which they will hopefully have an answer tomorrow.They've been talking to the insurance company but Creepy thinks it will be a write off. It's really sad and the Inghams 'are severely bummed' about the situation they have been thrown into. They don't want it to end the trip and are trying to think of a solution so they can continue on. One option is for Creepy to fly home and come back to rescue everyone.
The Inghams are trying to weigh up their options, of which there aren't many. Lazy is not going to pay over £20k for the car to be fixed, there's no way. They could buy a new car but it would be a Spanish car and it would be driving on the opposite side, paying a huge amount of tax on the way back. Lazy doesn't want to do that either so they're not going to do it. They could hire a car for the rest of the trip but that would be a waste of money. Creepy has succumbed to the fact that they're happy and healthy and it's just a car. He thinks they could just live at the garage and make the most of free living. You have to look on the Brightside because there's so many worse things happening in the world right now. Jace points at the tractor and Lazy says he would happily live there. She tries to get him to say tractor but he remains silent.
Over at the helipad next to the cemetery, Jace throws a football. Isabelle comes over to join him around They walk back to the caravan saying they tried to play football with Jace but he's having none of it.10 minutes later he's asleep next to a bored looking Isla. As soon as she sees the camera she smiles and does that stupid peace sign.
Back at the helipad the girls go on their scooters.
It's a little later on and Creepy says they have been on the phone for most of the day trying to sort things out with different companies to try and resolve the situation They have a couple of scenarios, of which they will hopefully have an answer tomorrow.They've been talking to the insurance company but Creepy thinks it will be a write off. It's really sad and the Inghams 'are severely bummed' about the situation they have been thrown into. They don't want it to end the trip and are trying to think of a solution so they can continue on. One option is for Creepy to fly home and come back to rescue everyone.
Good luck with that because you will have to isolate for two weeks you thicko. They're all going to have to go home and leave the £30k caravan in Spain aren't they. 
Whilst he was away the girls and Lazy would be put into a resort Creepy hopes they can make the bad situation a good one. It's late in the day but they're making headway with it. Lazy and Creepy want to cry inside but are staying upbeat for the children. They're now off to the supermarket to get food and a treat for the girls.
The Inghams are now up at the town. Isabelle, Jace and Creepy are sat outside whilst the others are inside because they forgot the corona masks and only brought enough for those three to go in. Creepy has his skates and saw a black rail that he wanted to skate on so he went to check it out and realised it wad a police station so he won't be doing that. No Creepy, do it. Please do it. Jace walks up the ramp to the police station and Creepy says they will be in big trouble.
lazy is out of the supermarket with a trolley of shopping, forgetting they were all on scooters. Lazy says it will go on the handlebars. She couldn't resist Peppa Pig cookies. Lazy got a jar of vegetables and they're going to try them right now. She tries it first and doesn't know what it is. They taste like seaweed. They then eat the ice creams because they will be melted by the time they get back. Esme's ice cream falls off. A butterfly has flown into the ice cream box and Jace didn't realise. Isabelle says it wants an ice cream. Its's stuck to an ice ream in the box and Esme takes it off. The puts it on a nearby bush because Creepy tells her to but it falls off the bush and dies.
The Inghams are now up at the town. Isabelle, Jace and Creepy are sat outside whilst the others are inside because they forgot the corona masks and only brought enough for those three to go in. Creepy has his skates and saw a black rail that he wanted to skate on so he went to check it out and realised it wad a police station so he won't be doing that. No Creepy, do it. Please do it. Jace walks up the ramp to the police station and Creepy says they will be in big trouble.
lazy is out of the supermarket with a trolley of shopping, forgetting they were all on scooters. Lazy says it will go on the handlebars. She couldn't resist Peppa Pig cookies. Lazy got a jar of vegetables and they're going to try them right now. She tries it first and doesn't know what it is. They taste like seaweed. They then eat the ice creams because they will be melted by the time they get back. Esme's ice cream falls off. A butterfly has flown into the ice cream box and Jace didn't realise. Isabelle says it wants an ice cream. Its's stuck to an ice ream in the box and Esme takes it off. The puts it on a nearby bush because Creepy tells her to but it falls off the bush and dies.
Back at the caravan the girls are off back to the helipad. Lazy is making dinner and tidying the caravan. She films the girls from afar. Shots of the sky.
Inside the caravan Lazy plays peekaboo with Jace and then asks what he's doing as he puts his hands/arms around her neck. She says he's definitely a boy. They're ending the vlog because you can't get much sleep in the yard apart from between the hours of 1-6am. There's the lorries and a dog but they're not complaining, just pointing out facts. It couldn't be nicer where the Inghams are; they check on them to make sure they're ok and let them charge the scooters. Lazy feels lucky because it could be so much worse, just a dodgeball thrown in the way of the travel plans.
End of vlog
I hope she washed her hands. Probably didn't, dirty pig
The Ingham Family #119 - HAHAHA
The Ingham family #119 - 20k to fix the car, creepy and lazy not going far, even the IBIS can't help their fallen star!
Perfection
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How about something descriptive, we'll be on another thread before the weekend anyway
The Ingham Family #119 Stranded in Spain on a disused helipad, engine ducked and £20'000 to fix
At least then some new people might find the thread and the best entertainment around at the mo
How about something descriptive, we'll be on another thread before the weekend anyway
The Ingham Family #119 Stranded in Spain on a disused helipad, engine ducked and £20'000 to fix
At least then some new people might find the thread and the best entertainment around at the mo
All this talk about cars has reminded me to check my oil
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