ChrissyPoo
VIP Member
Only skimmed through. Karma definitely working it's magic. Keep the bad luck coming!
This had me crying with laughter. State of it
This had me crying with laughter. State of it
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Impleo
VIP Member
I know this is in poor taste, but I see it as a possibility...
No one would be expecting there to be a feckless family of 6 sleeping inside that £30k caravan on a garage forecourt in a remote part of Spain. What if someone sees the caravan, comes back at night to steal it, and hooks it up to their vehicle with the Inghams inside and off they go
No one would be expecting there to be a feckless family of 6 sleeping inside that £30k caravan on a garage forecourt in a remote part of Spain. What if someone sees the caravan, comes back at night to steal it, and hooks it up to their vehicle with the Inghams inside and off they go
Come on Lazy chins up, surely nothing has changed in the 2 years since you told us that there was no situation.
Remember Crete July 2018, a couple of weeks after the shit hit the fan, when you thought it would all just blow over and that you could carry on regardless?
- 5* All Inclusive, greeted by the manager with cocktails.
- Free Champagne, fruit platters and fancy chocolate creations in the room.
- Stunning views from the balcony over the lazy river to the sea
Now we have the Europe 2020 pandemic dash...the Spanish edition.
- A garage forecourt in the arse end of nowhere with stunning views of the main road between Madrid and Valencia.
- The disused helipad across the busy road used as a children’s playground, overlooked by the municipal cemetery.
- The dining experience of the local truck-stop. Serving exciting dishes such as family bags of crisps and with the exotic aroma of car fumes and
hairy-arsed truckers
- A bracing late night scooter ride back to the 30k hot tin prison, that’s now full of scooters, screaming kids and suspect smells.
Last night’s vlog was the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
So a bit like the truck-stop, Karma has no menu you get served what you deserve...Suck on it Minghams.
Remember Crete July 2018, a couple of weeks after the shit hit the fan, when you thought it would all just blow over and that you could carry on regardless?
- 5* All Inclusive, greeted by the manager with cocktails.
- Free Champagne, fruit platters and fancy chocolate creations in the room.
- Stunning views from the balcony over the lazy river to the sea
Now we have the Europe 2020 pandemic dash...the Spanish edition.
- A garage forecourt in the arse end of nowhere with stunning views of the main road between Madrid and Valencia.
- The disused helipad across the busy road used as a children’s playground, overlooked by the municipal cemetery.
- The dining experience of the local truck-stop. Serving exciting dishes such as family bags of crisps and with the exotic aroma of car fumes and
hairy-arsed truckers
- A bracing late night scooter ride back to the 30k hot tin prison, that’s now full of scooters, screaming kids and suspect smells.
Last night’s vlog was the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
So a bit like the truck-stop, Karma has no menu you get served what you deserve...Suck on it Minghams.
ChatterboxCharlie
Member
I live in Spain and if the Spanish tell you a week you will be lucky if you get it done in 2 weeks.
Best laugh ever. We’re stuck here in the middle of nowhere, but we took a 5 min walk to a local restaurant. The restaurant wasn’t a touristy type one but it was lovely so they went back the next night - it was a truckers cafe Oh how the mighty have fallen So they are spending a week in a garage forecourt, and dining with the local truckers - karma we love you But of course they are relieved to be having this week of downtime and not be feeling like they have to be rushing off to do things
Oh how the mighty have fallen So they are spending a week in a garage forecourt, and dining with the local truckers - karma we love you But of course they are relieved to be having this week of downtime and not be feeling like they have to be rushing off to do things BD10Massive
Active member
Apologies to the usual breakdowners but this Vlog needs seeing to believe. Give them the Ad Revenue it’s absolutely fantastic!
1. Lazy hasn’t topped up the oil in her car in a year. She explained this and Creepy added subtitles to it to add bits she wasn’t mentioning. Passive Aggressive much.
2. Creepy topped up the oil and put a very lot too much in! Probably the haterz fault.
3. Car broke down. Long and short of it is - gonna take a week to fix so the bunch of cretins are stuck in a non holiday resort for a week. It’s a really very lot good thing though.....because if you say it through gritted teeth it becomes true.
4. They got the scooters out. Thunder thighs came out. 6 Wide angled lenses in play.
5. Jace will be carried on his backpack on the scooters. It’s ok he’s wearing a helmet because that will save him from afore mentioned Thunder thighs.
6. Creepy videoed on his scooter while Jace was on his back....words fail me.
BEST VLOG EVER!
1. Lazy hasn’t topped up the oil in her car in a year. She explained this and Creepy added subtitles to it to add bits she wasn’t mentioning. Passive Aggressive much.
2. Creepy topped up the oil and put a very lot too much in! Probably the haterz fault.
3. Car broke down. Long and short of it is - gonna take a week to fix so the bunch of cretins are stuck in a non holiday resort for a week. It’s a really very lot good thing though.....because if you say it through gritted teeth it becomes true.
4. They got the scooters out. Thunder thighs came out. 6 Wide angled lenses in play.
5. Jace will be carried on his backpack on the scooters. It’s ok he’s wearing a helmet because that will save him from afore mentioned Thunder thighs.
6. Creepy videoed on his scooter while Jace was on his back....words fail me.
BEST VLOG EVER!
Best Vlog ever!!
The 10 year old lemon of Land Rover can’t cope pulling the weight of their £30K caravan!!!
Now they are stuck in the middle of no where with their scooters!!
Remember when they use to stay in luxury gifted villas in Florida!!
The 10 year old lemon of Land Rover can’t cope pulling the weight of their £30K caravan!!!
Now they are stuck in the middle of no where with their scooters!!
Remember when they use to stay in luxury gifted villas in Florida!!
CheekyChappy
Active member
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you
And our Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too!
P.S How many electric scooters does it take to pull a caravan? Asking for a fiend. (No, that’s not a typo)
Spain you are De-livering right now my friend.
Muchas gracias!!
Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you
And our Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too!
P.S How many electric scooters does it take to pull a caravan? Asking for a fiend. (No, that’s not a typo)
Spain you are De-livering right now my friend.
Muchas gracias!!
Engines Fucked !! £20k to replace!!
more than the price of the 10 year old car!!
£20k to replace!! more than the price of the 10 year old car!!
Dhfjkksool
Active member
If chris flights home, he has to quarantine for 2 weeks because it isnt essential and emergency travel
CheekyChappy
Active member
Very sad to hear at the end of the vlog that Isla’s scooter was losing power. Maybe Chris should put €140.00 of oil in it. Dickhead.
Dickhead.
Priority education
VIP Member
Ole ole ole happy campers. It’s raining diamonds.
The elderly bag of hammers they call their vehicle has finally objected to Chris’ abuse. Bad enough but they’ve also f...ed the tow bar. Happy camping on a motorway forecourt.
The intrepid year long van lifers then tootle off on their electric toys to the ‘lovely restaurant’ they’d visited the previous evening. This turns out to be a garage forecourt with lorries thundering by. The eating facilities are obviously stop off’s for the lorry drivers to eat.
What culinary/vegetarian/vegan and authentic Spanish cuisine are they going to consume for the next week? They’ve had a family sized bag of crisps already but all is not lost I suspect they have copious quantities of ‘burgers for their tea’. It will be hugely beneficial if the Seacroft scoffer actually ‘wants a burger for her tea’
LIVING THEIR BEST LIFE!!! DELIGHTED TO BE IN LOCKDOWN AND WATCHING THE GREATEST COMEDY UNFOLD
The elderly bag of hammers they call their vehicle has finally objected to Chris’ abuse. Bad enough but they’ve also f...ed the tow bar. Happy camping on a motorway forecourt.
The intrepid year long van lifers then tootle off on their electric toys to the ‘lovely restaurant’ they’d visited the previous evening. This turns out to be a garage forecourt with lorries thundering by. The eating facilities are obviously stop off’s for the lorry drivers to eat.
What culinary/vegetarian/vegan and authentic Spanish cuisine are they going to consume for the next week? They’ve had a family sized bag of crisps already but all is not lost I suspect they have copious quantities of ‘burgers for their tea’. It will be hugely beneficial if the Seacroft scoffer actually ‘wants a burger for her tea’
LIVING THEIR BEST LIFE!!! DELIGHTED TO BE IN LOCKDOWN AND WATCHING THE GREATEST COMEDY UNFOLD
iloveinghamgossip
Chatty Member
The Ingham Family #119 - HAHAHA
Porkiepies
VIP Member
Is this Tattle a gossip forum or auto trader reviews?
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