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The Ingham Family #106 You film your children like lambs to the slaughter, Don’t be surprised when they bully your daughter
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Thanks love it! Just 49.99$....
I thought Chris picked up the mickey train Nannar brought “yesterday” a few weeks ago?
So like I’m confused .. wasn’t he posting pics of himself in the tent with rain at 3am?
So what was Esme’s main non crap present?
Isobel got her MacBook
Isla got an iPod
...and Esme got...? Duct tape?!!
Isobel got her MacBook
Isla got an iPod
...and Esme got...? Duct tape?!!
I know nothing about the 'adopt me' game but just did a quick search and apprently the 'frost dragon' is now only avalible through trade so how did Sarah get one for esme?
Buy them on ebay.
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She set up a trade with someone.
Prob granny messaging some ifam to give her one for new merch
Very strange granny and grandpa didn’t come round to visit esme. Surely they would have been allowed in the garden. Something big has happened hence the missing vlogs. Sarah made a comment about granny’s present giving her stress as the paper didn’t match the rest - first world problems! And that it was only wrapped in tissue paper not real paper!
And the cheapest of cheap microwave.
that house is soulless
BEST BIRTHDAY SURPRISE EVER! ESMÉ'S 11th BIRTHDAY PART 2
Lazy starts off the vlog scratching her nose. It's been a lovely morning; they got up, did presents and Esme has been banished upstairs. Esme can't come downstairs because there is someone in the garden setting up a surprise. Lazy is so grateful to the company because she was let down last minute by another company. At 9pm last night this was arranged. Lazy won't look at the camera and I can see her nose growing as she speaks. Lazy is off to make breakfast.
The girls are sat on the floor being patient and wondering what is going on. Isabelle and Isla are on their phones. The girls aren't allowed to leave the living room but it's time for Esme to show her outfit. The girls have finished their bacon sandwiches and it's time for Esme to get her Frost Dragon off Ebay. Esme screeches about the frost dragon and Lazy bangs on about the presents she used to get as a child. Another screech and Isla says she's going to cry. Camera cuts.
Esme hasd been in the living room for a couple of hours whilst the tent has been set up in the garden. Lazy is going to guide Esme out into the garden with her eyes closed.
Esme is out in the garden with her eyes shut. They're showing her first and then she can show the other girls. Lazy is so excited. Shots of the tent.
Esme walks into the tent and Creepy asks how sick it is. He tells her they're sleeping in there tonight. He and Jace are relegated to the house but it's all good. So did he sneak in there at 3am the other night?
Esme seems genuinely happy.
Esme counts Isabelle and Isla down to opening their eyes Isabelle has a fake smile. The usual screams from Isla and fake reactions. More screams from Isla. They bang on about how awesome it is.
Lazy needs to give a big shoutout to Sleepover Goals Teepee parties who did Esme's LOL Doll Party and Christmas Party. They helped the Inghams when they were let down at the last moment. The setup is contactless and they just need access to the garden. Everything is cleaned and sterilised. They can't offer pillows though.
Creepy opens the tent door and disturbs the girls by woohooing. Isabelle says she's the only person who kept that stupid sticker on her head. Creepy says they need one of these tents in the garden permanently because it's sick. They've decided to get in the tent tonight and project Maleficent 2 onto the tent wall. More shots on the tent
Creepy shows us a toy Nannar bought Jace yesterday; a Mickey Mouse ride-a-long train. It takes you around a track. In the next shot Jace is sat on the train and there are chants of cllllleeeeevvveeeer booooooyyyyy from Lazy. Jace starts to cry and he isn't so sure at first. Esme plays with slime.
The've had a lovely couple of hours playing with Esme's gifts. It's one of the best things she's found about lockdown birthdays. They usually go out on birthdays but it's been nice to be home playing with gifts. Esme and Isla were playing with LOL Dolls in the tent and lazy made slime with Esme. Lazy wanted to find an activity for Esme to do on her birthday. She was thinking what Esme would like to do on her birthday as a family. Esme loves Krispy Kreme doughnuts and the whole family love cookie dough. Lazy found a company that do mega kits. Lazy opens the box and shows the ingredients. It's like an ad.
Lazy calls the girls out of the tent. They have a box each. Isla dives straight into hers screeching but Isabelle takes the time to look at Esme's with her.
Lazy says she is a liability. The instructions couldn't be more simple but she has nearly set the kitchen on fire. You get little pots of fudge you can put in the microwave for ten seconds but there's no ten seconds on the microwave so she counts to ten instead. Lazy got to six and got a message from a friend to say a relative had died so she started writing back and forgot about the fudge and now she's burnt it. Cackle. She screeched at Isabelle to get Isla and Jace out of the house and ordered Esme to open the windows. Creepy walks in and asks what the smell is.
The cookie dough is cooked and the girls are decorating. The cookie cough tastes amazing and Isabelle has taken time to make a piece of art.
Lazy tells us it's three days since the caterpillars crystalized themselves and attached themselves to the lid of the pot they came in. They're about to move hem to the home where they will turn into butterflies. Lazy is worried about how much they move when she touches the pot so it moving them in the dinning room. Lazy needs to move them into a box stand and into the mesh. It takes 7-10 days for the ladybirds to appear. She means Painted Lady Butterflies. Isla comes in to help. Lazy tries and fails to say chrysalis but end up saying crystalithes. Lazy is terrified and thinks she will hurt the butterflies. One starts moving and Lazy stars screeching. She doesn't know what to do so Isabelle holds down the net and Lazy put the box in. If she put down the camera for 2 seconds she would be able to do it. Lazy asks why is was so stressful. It was stressful because you made it stressful stupid.
Creepy shoves happy Birthday candles into a birthday cake. The candles keep blowing out because of the wind. Eventually they have to go into the kitchen and put it on Jace's high chair. Creepy woohoos and tells Esme to make a wish.
They're ending the vlog in the best way they can with the projector and a movie. They're getting snack and everyone has their bed set out and there's a pile of Alibaba and Me blankets. Creepy is really excited because he has waited a long time to watch Maleficent 2. Footage of them all watching the movie and Prinny sleeps.
End of vlog
Name something you wouldn't want to find lurking in your sleepover birthday tent. Correct answer wins a burga for their tea.
Her big sister's birthday but she still has to advertise the merch
Speaking of Isla... She couldn't have been less interested if she tried. It would be different if it were her special day. I would've taken the phone off her if it were me. I thought you like to limit the amount of time the girls spend on their devices, Creepy and Lazy?
Very disappointing birthday cake. Couldn't be bothered once again. It looks like one of those packet birthday cakes. Did Esme have to make uis herself?
Lazy starts off the vlog scratching her nose. It's been a lovely morning; they got up, did presents and Esme has been banished upstairs. Esme can't come downstairs because there is someone in the garden setting up a surprise. Lazy is so grateful to the company because she was let down last minute by another company. At 9pm last night this was arranged. Lazy won't look at the camera and I can see her nose growing as she speaks. Lazy is off to make breakfast.
The girls are sat on the floor being patient and wondering what is going on. Isabelle and Isla are on their phones. The girls aren't allowed to leave the living room but it's time for Esme to show her outfit. The girls have finished their bacon sandwiches and it's time for Esme to get her Frost Dragon off Ebay. Esme screeches about the frost dragon and Lazy bangs on about the presents she used to get as a child. Another screech and Isla says she's going to cry. Camera cuts.
Esme hasd been in the living room for a couple of hours whilst the tent has been set up in the garden. Lazy is going to guide Esme out into the garden with her eyes closed.
Esme is out in the garden with her eyes shut. They're showing her first and then she can show the other girls. Lazy is so excited. Shots of the tent.
Esme walks into the tent and Creepy asks how sick it is. He tells her they're sleeping in there tonight. He and Jace are relegated to the house but it's all good. So did he sneak in there at 3am the other night?
Esme seems genuinely happy.Esme counts Isabelle and Isla down to opening their eyes Isabelle has a fake smile. The usual screams from Isla and fake reactions. More screams from Isla. They bang on about how awesome it is.
Lazy needs to give a big shoutout to Sleepover Goals Teepee parties who did Esme's LOL Doll Party and Christmas Party. They helped the Inghams when they were let down at the last moment. The setup is contactless and they just need access to the garden. Everything is cleaned and sterilised. They can't offer pillows though.
Creepy opens the tent door and disturbs the girls by woohooing. Isabelle says she's the only person who kept that stupid sticker on her head. Creepy says they need one of these tents in the garden permanently because it's sick. They've decided to get in the tent tonight and project Maleficent 2 onto the tent wall. More shots on the tent
Creepy shows us a toy Nannar bought Jace yesterday; a Mickey Mouse ride-a-long train. It takes you around a track. In the next shot Jace is sat on the train and there are chants of cllllleeeeevvveeeer booooooyyyyy from Lazy. Jace starts to cry and he isn't so sure at first. Esme plays with slime.
The've had a lovely couple of hours playing with Esme's gifts. It's one of the best things she's found about lockdown birthdays. They usually go out on birthdays but it's been nice to be home playing with gifts. Esme and Isla were playing with LOL Dolls in the tent and lazy made slime with Esme. Lazy wanted to find an activity for Esme to do on her birthday. She was thinking what Esme would like to do on her birthday as a family. Esme loves Krispy Kreme doughnuts and the whole family love cookie dough. Lazy found a company that do mega kits. Lazy opens the box and shows the ingredients. It's like an ad.
Lazy calls the girls out of the tent. They have a box each. Isla dives straight into hers screeching but Isabelle takes the time to look at Esme's with her.
Lazy says she is a liability. The instructions couldn't be more simple but she has nearly set the kitchen on fire. You get little pots of fudge you can put in the microwave for ten seconds but there's no ten seconds on the microwave so she counts to ten instead. Lazy got to six and got a message from a friend to say a relative had died so she started writing back and forgot about the fudge and now she's burnt it. Cackle. She screeched at Isabelle to get Isla and Jace out of the house and ordered Esme to open the windows. Creepy walks in and asks what the smell is.
The cookie dough is cooked and the girls are decorating. The cookie cough tastes amazing and Isabelle has taken time to make a piece of art.
Lazy tells us it's three days since the caterpillars crystalized
themselves and attached themselves to the lid of the pot they came in. They're about to move hem to the home where they will turn into butterflies. Lazy is worried about how much they move when she touches the pot so it moving them in the dinning room. Lazy needs to move them into a box stand and into the mesh. It takes 7-10 days for the ladybirds to appear. She means Painted Lady Butterflies. Isla comes in to help. Lazy tries and fails to say chrysalis but end up saying crystalithes. Lazy is terrified and thinks she will hurt the butterflies. One starts moving and Lazy stars screeching. She doesn't know what to do so Isabelle holds down the net and Lazy put the box in. If she put down the camera for 2 seconds she would be able to do it. Lazy asks why is was so stressful. It was stressful because you made it stressful stupid. Creepy shoves happy Birthday candles into a birthday cake. The candles keep blowing out because of the wind. Eventually they have to go into the kitchen and put it on Jace's high chair. Creepy woohoos and tells Esme to make a wish.
They're ending the vlog in the best way they can with the projector and a movie. They're getting snack and everyone has their bed set out and there's a pile of Alibaba and Me blankets. Creepy is really excited because he has waited a long time to watch Maleficent 2. Footage of them all watching the movie and Prinny sleeps.
End of vlog
Name something you wouldn't want to find lurking in your sleepover birthday tent. Correct answer wins a burga for their tea.
Her big sister's birthday but she still has to advertise the merch
Speaking of Isla... She couldn't have been less interested if she tried. It would be different if it were her special day. I would've taken the phone off her if it were me. I thought you like to limit the amount of time the girls spend on their devices, Creepy and Lazy?
Very disappointing birthday cake. Couldn't be bothered once again. It looks like one of those packet birthday cakes. Did Esme have to make uis herself?
Were those cookie dough boxes gifted? First she gets the name wrong, ‘DIY’ instead of BIY’, then keeps referring to the doughnut part as ‘Krispy Kremes’. Idiot.
Isla literally screaming in the tent
Why did Chris keep saying he’s banished to the house while they all sleep in the tent but he did an instagram story allegedly at 3am in the tent while it rained lol?
And the end of the last vlog and today’s vlog do not add up at all! What were they trying to do it makes absolutely no sense???
Why did Chris keep saying he’s banished to the house while they all sleep in the tent but he did an instagram story allegedly at 3am in the tent while it rained lol?
And the end of the last vlog and today’s vlog do not add up at all! What were they trying to do it makes absolutely no sense???
I have a theory about the end of the last vlog. Maybe they set up the trampoline or showed her the box before taking it down (this sees a bit pointless though) and explained it was for the new house. I guess we will find out when they move.
Didn't they watch Maleficent 2 the other day, or was that the first one!?BEST BIRTHDAY SURPRISE EVER! ESMÉ'S 11th BIRTHDAY PART 2
Lazy starts off the vlog scratching her nose. It's been a lovely morning; they got up, did presents and Esme has been banished upstairs. Esme can't come downstairs because there is someone in the garden setting up a surprise. Lazy is so grateful to the company because she was let down last minute by another company. At 9pm last night this was arranged. Lazy won't look at the camera and I can see her nose growing as she speaks. Lazy is off to make breakfast.
The girls are sat on the floor being patient and wondering what is going on. Isabelle and Isla are on their phones. The girls aren't allowed to leave the living room but it's time for Esme to show her outfit. The girls have finished their bacon sandwiches and it's time for Esme to get her Frost Dragon off Ebay. Esme screeches about the frost dragon and Lazy bangs on about the presents she used to get as a child. Another screech and Isla says she's going to cry. Camera cuts.
Esme hasd been in the living room for a couple of hours whilst the tent has been set up in the garden. Lazy is going to guide Esme out into the garden with her eyes closed.
Esme is out in the garden with her eyes shut. They're showing her first and then she can show the other girls. Lazy is so excited. Shots of the tent.
Esme walks into the tent and Creepy asks how sick it is. He tells her they're sleeping in there tonight. He and Jace are relegated to the house but it's all good. So did he sneak in there at 3am the other night?
Esme counts Isabelle and Isla down to opening their eyes Isabelle has a fake smile. The usual screams from Isla and fake reactions. More screams from Isla. They bang on about how awesome it is.
Lazy needs to give a big shoutout to Sleepover Goals Teepee parties who did Esme's LOL Doll Party and Christmas Party. They helped the Inghams when they were let down at the last moment. The setup is contactless and they just need access to the garden. Everything is cleaned and sterilised. They can't offer pillows though.
Creepy opens the tent door and disturbs the girls by woohooing. Isabelle says she's the only person who kept that stupid sticker on her head. Creepy says they need one of these tents in the garden permanently because it's sick. They've decided to get in the tent tonight and project Maleficent 2 onto the tent wall. More shots on the tent
Creepy shows us a toy Nannar bought Jace yesterday; a Mickey Mouse ride-a-long train. It takes you around a track. In the next shot Jace is sat on the train and there are chants of cllllleeeeevvveeeer booooooyyyyy from Lazy. Jace starts to cry and he isn't so sure at first. Esme plays with slime.
The've had a lovely couple of hours playing with Esme's gifts. It's one of the best things she's found about lockdown birthdays. They usually go out on birthdays but it's been nice to be home playing with gifts. Esme and Isla were playing with LOL Dolls in the tent and lazy made slime with Esme. Lazy wanted to find an activity for Esme to do on her birthday. She was thinking what Esme would like to do on her birthday as a family. Esme loves Krispy Kreme doughnuts and the whole family love cookie dough. Lazy found a company that do mega kits. Lazy opens the box and shows the ingredients. It's like an ad.
Lazy calls the girls out of the tent. They have a box each. Isla dives straight into hers screeching but Isabelle takes the time to look at Esme's with her.
Lazy says she is a liability. The instructions couldn't be more simple but she has nearly set the kitchen on fire. You get little pots of fudge you can put in the microwave for ten seconds but there's no ten seconds on the microwave so she counts to ten instead. Lazy got to six and got a message from a friend to say a relative had died so she started writing back and forgot about the fudge and now she's burnt it. Cackle. She screeched at Isabelle to get Isla and Jace out of the house and ordered Esme to open the windows. Creepy walks in and asks what the smell is.
The cookie dough is cooked and the girls are decorating. The cookie cough tastes amazing and Isabelle has taken time to make a piece of art.
Lazy tells us it's three days since the caterpillars crystalized
Creepy shoves happy Birthday candles into a birthday cake. The candles keep blowing out because of the wind. Eventually they have to go into the kitchen and put it on Jace's high chair. Creepy woohoos and tells Esme to make a wish.
They're ending the vlog in the best way they can with the projector and a movie. They're getting snack and everyone has their bed set out and there's a pile of Alibaba and Me blankets. Creepy is really excited because he has waited a long time to watch Maleficent 2. Footage of them all watching the movie and Prinny sleeps.
End of vlog
Name something you wouldn't want to find lurking in your sleepover birthday tent. Correct answer wins a burga for their tea.
Her big sister's birthday but she still has to advertise the merch
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Speaking of Isla... She couldn't have been less interested if she tried. It would be different if it were her special day. I would've taken the phone off her if it were me. I thought you like to limit the amount of time the girls spend on their devices, Creepy and Lazy?
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Very disappointing birthday cake. Couldn't be bothered once again. It looks like one of those packet birthday cakes. Did Esme have to make uis herself?
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Well I can assure the creepster that he isn’t missing much as the sequel was rather disappointing
They also want to purchase items that they can claim back through the business thats why Izzy got the laptop but they like to make people think they dont care about money as they have that much of it. NO HELL NO
I’m sorry to anyone who has to live near them, you could probably hear Chris’ ”woohoo” from miles off and the girls fake screaming. My thoughts are with everyone in the Leeds/Bradford area, stay strong guys!!!
Just look at the state of her claws still not cut
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