The Ingham Family #106 You film your children like lambs to the slaughter, Don’t be surprised when they bully your daughter

[Sunshineandshadows]

Time for my thoughts....of course we knew they HAD TO get another days content out of Esme's birthday. Really clutching at straws now.

ESME'S BIG MAIN BIRTHDAY PRESENT REVEAL!!
- Seriously, if you have no content...DONT VLOG...even creepy said they dont need to vlog bc they have enough CaSh MoNEy
- Ugh sick of hearing about baby and me and ifam.
- Another mega food shop? Why do they go shopping for food all the time?
- I don't believe for a second lazy will start cooking properly
- Well done lazy you've got yourself an app that is basically a glorified recipe book...just go online? They're all free
- Notice how half the meals she has saved on that app are pasta based
- Love how esme and Isla were already gasping before they even came out to see the trampoline...deffo fake reactions
- That trampoline is tiny 'it takes up the whole garden' cba literally takes up a tiny corner. You could get a huge one
- Did someone say the trampoline was gifted?? Because if so thats pathetic...can't even
- Lazy are you being sponsored by this app? Because I feel like thats all thats being mentioned and will be mentioned for the next week or so...
- Can they just buy a sodding mixing bow???? Or some proper baking things? Honestly claiming they have so much money but dont buy basic things?
- Can they stop trying to convince us that they are eating so healthy? Because we all know they dont, You aren't fooling anyone
- I bet that postman knew damn well what he was doing when he left that packet upside down he probably took one look at the name on the parcel and thought ill leave it upside down to annoy them.
- More trampoline footage - this is all we'll have for the next week or so, along with this bloody recipe app.
- Ahahahahahahahahah of course they're having pasta for tea they're just so predictable.
- Just by a new bloody cheese greater lazy they're not expensive...honestly can't deal.
- Not going to lie I spat my brew out when they said 'we're trying a healthier lifestyle'....its going to last about 3 days until they get sent a tub of pick and mix and lazy cant wait to get her grubby little hands in it.
- The cackling...oh my word, stop, please stop *cackle cackle cackle*

And thats another boring day x

 

[Kingbin]

She’s gonna do fitness on the trampoline? Good luck with that. Get out and walk you lazy moo! It costs nothing

 

[Calmasyoulike]

She’s gonna do fitness on the trampoline? Good luck with that. Get out and walk you lazy moo! It costs nothing

please god no!!!! There is no way she can get on that trampoline until she’s lost a couple of stone of weight. She will give herself black eyes off her droopy puppies.

 

[Kingbin]

please god no!!!! There is no way she can get on that trampoline until she’s lost a couple of stone of weight. She will give herself black eyes off her droopy puppies.

I’ve had 11 kids and I’m nowhere near her size. She needs to get off her fat ass and walk. Quit the oversized shein hauls and concentrate on getting healthy. Attention bleep she is!!!

 

[Lucymarie101]

imagine them doing this

 

[potato123]

Jace was actually so adorable today

Is it confirmed the trampoline is gifted? I know its nothing new but they didnt say gifted in the description, as they are supposed to.
And Isla had no business absolutely launching herself at it first when it's supposed to be Esme's present, but who's surprised..

 

[Lucymarie101]

i thought this was esme ingham at first and was confused

 

[thegreencow]

ESMÉS BIG MAIN BIRTHDAY PRESENT REVEAL!!​

The house sounds echoey as Lazy says good morning. It's Tuesday so they missed a day vlogging yesterday. Lazy moans about her lipstick. They've had a spring spruce and then Lazy realises it isn't spring anymore... a summer spruce. Everywhere is looking very clean, apart from the breakfast bar where Creepy charges his electronics and drools over photos of teenage girls at night time. Lazy lets Prinny into the garden but she is careful not to show the trampoline. Jace is in a bad mood despite an 11 hour sleep. He's still terrified of the train and if you sit him on it he freaks out.

They had a day off vlogging to catch up after Esme's birthday and Lazy spent it at the office and doing a mammoth food shop. An app was recommended to Lazy when Jace started baby led weaning. There's a one off payment and Lazy has had it on her phone for ages. Lazy shows us the app and it really sounds more like an ad. She shows how to use the app and shows us the pasta based recipes she has saved.

It's a special day for Esme. She has a rash on her face and Lazy thinks it's possibly because of the facemask. The facemask burnt Isla's face but Lazy doesn't think it caused the rash on Esme's face... it's probably something from the garden. It's a big day for Esme, who is getting her main birthday present and she's waited years for it. They surprised her with a picture of it on her birthday but it wasn't assembled in the garden. They show a recap of Esme opening the blind on her birthday. Creepy assembled it yesterday in 6 hours whilst Lazy was at the office.

Lazy is in the garden and says it takes over the whole garden. She is filming the patio doors and calls to the girls to open the door. It isn't Esme who opens the door first though but her bratty sister. There's shots of the trampoline and then Isla gets on before Esme. If I had been Lazy I would've made the brat stay back and let her big sister enjoy her present but no because Princess Isla would've thrown a tantrum. Esme can't even have a few days of attention to herself but if it had been the other way around... The girls jump on the trampoline with the net open and Lazy asks Isla if she has shorts on under her dress. Isla fell out of a trampoline and was knocked out when she was 2/3 because someone left the net open so Lazy has decided to leave the net open again... probably in the hope of a repeat and some nice clickbait. Lazy appears to do an ad for the trampoline. Lazy knows that the girls will spend ages on the trampoline because they have kept promising to buy one since they moved in three years ago. Lazy will be going on the trampoline (they might need to buy a new one after) and doing some fitness and so will Isabelle.

Whilst the girls are making the most of the trampoline, Creepy is going to sort out the jungle of a garden. The grass is weird because the second it rains... it grows. Creepy is going to mow the lawn.

Shots of 100 jars of Twining's Cold Infuse jars. Lazy puts a tea bag into a bottle and adds water puts the lid on and shakes. Isabelle hasn't had her hair up for ages. She wonders why her tea tastes like mint when she is drinking mint tea. Lazy is about to make lunch and will be using a recipe from the app and it's egg muffins Lazy has wanted to make them for so long and Isabelle wants to add spinach and tomatoes. They don't have a jug because Creepy and Isabelle broke one play fighting and the others have been used for the tuff tray so they're using a bowl instead. Music as the spinach and tomatoes are cut and an egg is opened into the bowl. The egg and spinach are mixed and Lazy adds parmesan cheese. They will add tomatoes at the end because not everyone likes them. Lazy pours the mixture into the muffin trays and adds tomatoes to some with cheddar sprinkled on top.

The muffins are out of the oven and Lazy says they look amazing. They're not insta ready. Cackle. Lazy takes the muffing out of the tray and puts them on a pate. She films herself cutting Jace's open and he has his with some fruit. Jace cries because Lazy stops and talks to Isla, who says the muffing are 100 out of ten.

Creepy tells us that was the shortest garden trim ever because he ran over the mower wire twice and now it won't work. He has checked all the wires and fuses and it still won't work. Creepy does his angry voice and says the mower just won't start. He doesn't know what he's done but the mower did bang when he did it. Lazy is shouting that's why they need a gardener.

Lazy says the only person who didn't like the muffins was the dog because Jace cleared his plate and there was nothing on the floor. The recipe is great for kids who won't eat vegetables but Lazy's children eat vegetables anyway. Creepy rates them an 8. Lazy has had a delivery from UPS and they were on the doorstep upside down despite the arrows and Lazy guesses they ere in a rush. They're cupcakes from Lazy's mate Heather. The note inside has Lazy howling because of a spelling error. Lazy shows the cupcakes and says Esme gets first choice on Heather's orders because it's her birthday. lazy says Esme will go for the kinder, Isabelle will go for the oreo, Isla will go for the dolly mixtures and Lazy will have the chocolate orange, Jace will have the daim bar and Creepy will be left with the lotus biscuit cupcake.

Lazy takes he cakes out to Esme on the trampoline because she can't get her off it. Esme chooses the oreo and then changes her mind to the orange chocolate before considering the Bueno. She eventually settles on the chocolate orange. Isla chooses the oreo and Lazy says she might not like it because it's a red velvet cupcake. Lazy asserts her dominance and says she's going for the Bueno. Isabelle chooses the oreo and Isla takes the daim bar so Jace can have the sweetie one. Lazy films everyone with their cupcakes and then films Jace. Lazy asks Isabelle if the cake is 'really tender and nice'.

More trampoline footage with Isabelle and Esme.

Lazy is cookiug dinner and it smells delicious. They're having pasta with broccoli and a cheese... not cheese.... well it is cheese actually.... chicken breast and like paprika, onions blah blah blah blah blah and Lazy will add cream cheese, parmesan. mozzarella. 'Not parmesan... parma ham... no parma ham is like bacon. It is parmesan... that's what I said.' Lazy argues with Isabelle. Lazy shows the finished past bake and adds on slices of cheese because she broke her cheese grater.

Creepy says they've been watching some travel vloggers recently and getting some inspirations including a healthier lifestyle that Lazy has been showing us today. They have been kicking it up with healthier lifestyles and making positive changes and feel pretty good today.. right babe? 'We are indeed babe but it was full of cheese'. Creepy says she wasn't supposed to put the whole pack in so it was her fault because she misread the instructions. Creepy hasn't had a single snack today and he's eaten nothing bad, he's exercised a ton and he feels good. Lazy says she ate his cupcake.

Creepy wasn't gong to film this but Jace has learnt a new word and he thinks it's hilarious. The new word is 'bum'. Cackle. Cackle. Creepy laugh. Cackle. Cackle. Jace says it again. Another creepy laugh. More cackling. Lazy keeps telling him to repeat it but it isn't funny at all. Knowing this family he will be telling the checkout assistants in B&M to f*** off and sticking his middle finger up at the postman before long. Expelled from school before the end of year 2. Creepy was going to go up and disturb the girls but they're watching movie. He tries to get Jace to say goodnight and he tries to wave but he's staring at Lazy's laptop.

End of vlog


State of that lipstick

Eaten healthy all day... how many calories are in these cupcakes?

Using the baby to convince us of the new healthy lifestyle

How do people feel when they watch the vlog Creepy?

And a triple chin to match his wife's

 

[Lolly505]

imagine them doing this

They tried that back in December (because they thought it would save money) and couldn't even make it a week. It did give us Sarah hiding meat on her plate at the famed carvery though, where it was spotted on here within minutes

 

[honeybeetulip]

Also bollocks they were left upside down by the delivery person, looked pretty intact to me.

If I were they delivery person I’d be making them Lazy and Creepys extra special cakes and pulling a move like the did on The Help. How do you like that chocolate orange Lazy??

 

[Circlish]

please god no!!!! There is no way she can get on that trampoline until she’s lost a couple of stone of weight. She will give herself black eyes off her droopy puppies.

Sarah and the topic of black eyes - another absolute gem

please god no!!!! There is no way she can get on that trampoline until she’s lost a couple of stone of weight. She will give herself black eyes off her droopy puppies.

Sarah and the topic of black eyes - another absolute gem

 

[Glennie]

What sort of a head runs over the electric cord on a lawnmower and thinks it’s still going to work!!!!!!! Major hint for a gifted new lawn mower or what!!!!!!

one day of healthy eating and he thinks they are soooo good, what about the ad for pick and mix? Honestly these 2 are just a fkn joke,

 

[JacquiW1000]

What sort of a head runs over the electric cord on a lawnmower and thinks it’s still going to work!!!!!!! Major hint for a gifted new lawn mower or what!!!!!!

one day of healthy eating and he thinks they are soooo good, what about the ad for pick and mix? Honestly these 2 are just a fkn joke,

State of that cord though stupid dick has obviously done it before and patched it up himself. Wonder he hasn't fried himself to a crisp.

State of that cord though stupid dick has obviously done it before and patched it up himself. Wonder he hasn't fried himself to a crisp. He'd go up like a Roman candle with that greasy hair

 

[MrsPastypop]

That kitchens got 2 ovens!! Is she going to start selling the ham and cheese puff pastry things on baby and me??

Yeah fifty quid each and twenty quid postage and packaging. Payment plans available.

Scotland’s camp sites now opening on the 15th July not looking forward to these bastards being anywhere near me with their tin can and Sarah’s rocket launcher baby carrier!! I heard Wales is nice Hi Steve, please let your son know! X

Noooooooooo! Wales is shut indefinitely! Hi Steve! Please let your son know. Cheers!

i missed a trick this morning when i got out of bed and trod in a cat tit, i could have instagrammed it for likes

Screaming laughing at this!

 

[Crumpledforeskin]

What sort of a head runs over the electric cord on a lawnmower and thinks it’s still going to work!!!!!!! Major hint for a gifted new lawn mower or what!!!!!!

one day of healthy eating and he thinks they are soooo good, what about the ad for pick and mix? Honestly these 2 are just a fkn joke,

He might need one of those lawnmowers where you add a fuel to it and it doesn’t come with a cord like pretty much most men would have

 

[Kate1970]

I’ve not been watching the vlogs but are the girls doing any school work at all !!??
I just can’t believe that they will take them out of school surely that was the one good thing that could of come out of this that the girls got a private education !!

I believe Isabelle has to log into her school around 8.30 am, as shes mentioned it a few times,not sure about Esme and Isla, although we have seen them doing some work

 

[Slightly Bonkers]

First time I have looked on one of the "fan" pages and if strangers young or worse old where talking about my kids like what I have read I would be worried!!!! This is not normal!!! Full stop!! No excuses!!! Stop selling your children!

That is Chris who put that up. Just another way for him to try and pimp out his own kids

 

[rachelpixiedust]

A bit of a lurker here ... any long time 'viewers' remember when Sarah joined slimming world? She was so excited and Chris was saying that she wasnted to feel better about how she looked, and she was really excited about it all. But it fell by the wayside ... but just thinking of how differently their channel could have gone if she'd stuck with that. SW channels/updates etc are so popular and she would have gained so many different kind of viewers as opposed to what looks like under 11 year olds watching. I'm not going to body shame her - I'm overweight and had a baby 4 months ago who I'm exclusively breastfeeding and the weight never drops off me, I always gain weight after having a baby, but it's a shame to think what direction the channel could have gone in, or last Sarah's on her own.
I used to watch them when they first started out - and I mean right at the beginning - and the change in them is just unreal.

 

[JacquiW1000]

A bit of a lurker here ... any long time 'viewers' remember when Sarah joined slimming world? She was so excited and Chris was saying that she wasnted to feel better about how she looked, and she was really excited about it all. But it fell by the wayside ... but just thinking of how differently their channel could have gone if she'd stuck with that. SW channels/updates etc are so popular and she would have gained so many different kind of viewers as opposed to what looks like under 11 year olds watching. I'm not going to body shame her - I'm overweight and had a baby 4 months ago who I'm exclusively breastfeeding and the weight never drops off me, I always gain weight after having a baby, but it's a shame to think what direction the channel could have gone in, or last Sarah's on her own.
I used to watch them when they first started out - and I mean right at the beginning - and the change in them is just unreal.

The struggle is real for many women and Sarah is in such a position of influence that she could have done so much for post- baby fans - not necessarily weight loss but just general health and well being. But seeing the muck they eat - soooo much sugar - and encouraging their followers who are now mostly children to eat so many lollies and donuts and cookies is shocking. As for poor Jace's diet, he'll be diabetic before he starts school.

 

[Lucymarie101]

The Ingham Family #107: SURPRISE.... another birthday vlog with pointless tat