Wow! Just wow.. no time for family time, vlogging time more like.
Isabelle was more then old enough to do her homework without having to ask, when this was posted!
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Isabelle was more then old enough to do her homework without having to ask, when this was posted!
Also WHEN have they ever got the children tea and bed by 7pm?! They don’t often eat until 8pm and bed by 10 more like it
Chris helping us out with party planning - let’s not forget to bring our weeks old “it’s all just hype man” masks to the party! Does he actually think we’ll believe he’s been out driving! Poor Isabelle - been asking her mum for ages to be able to make brownies - I think Sarah found it when cleaning jace’s room. Why on earth does Isabelle talk to Esme and Isla like they have a problem hearing and only 3 years old! I hope those kids aren’t returning to school as their peers will have plenty stuff to laugh about at them.
And they didn't self isolate for 2 weeks after they arrived home .. they really need to think before they speak .. bloody hypocrites!!!
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Not being funny, I normally skim through Isabelle’s part, but she isn’t looking well is she? Poor girl looks drained.
The Ingham Family #102 - Chock full of unlicensed stock as Creepy chases kids on TikTok
That's so funny surprise he's let them up this longYes still there! He hasn't removed them yet!
Their homework was creating content to make money for their greedy fucker parents, by being dragged here, there and everywhere
He's probably to busy watching all his young Ifam's TiktoksThat's so funny surprise he's let them up this long
The Ingham Family #102 - Tik Tok on the clock, watch those views drop op ohhh.
SOMETHING HAPPENED.................
Lazy is stood in the kitchen holding Jace, she advertises Jace's outfit. Jace steps into Creepy's shoes. The girls are dressed; Lazy asked them to dress 50 times. Isla's baby has had six outfits on. Esme's doll has Jace's old clothes on. All the girls are wearing the fluffy jumpers. They have a busy day and need to figure out something to do.
Jace steps out into the garden and Lazy tells him to come inside and get his shoes on. She reminds everyone that they had a cinema night in the garden last night and advertises the last vlog. Lazy says they need to clean up the rice. She says they will bag it up and keep it for another time. Jace plays with the rice and then breaks some plastic tongs in half.
Creepy took the hoover outside before the movie and hoovered the patio. He tried to brush it but had a lightbulb moment and decided to bring the Dyson out instead. Creepy will be bringing it out again because Jace is making more mess. They put the projector away but left the sofa where it is. Creepy is mad because the birds have shat on it. They have reached lockdown critical and Creepy needs a haircut so bad. He can't make himself look undishevelled even with a beanie.
Isabelle has just finished filming a video for her channel. She's about to go downstairs because she's doing something so fun with the girls. She promised them yesterday she had a surprise for them. Lazy came into her room the other night, sat on her bed and Isabelle thought she was about to have a serious chat about something. She told Isabelle she got her a surprise. It's something you make. It's a brownie kit. You don't understand how long Isabelle has wanted to make brownies for and she's going to put snickers on them because they have no Mars. Lazy probably hid them for her midnight snack.
Lazy says Isabelle has wanted to do something for a long time and she's about to do it with the girls. She asks if the girls know she got a laminator and then says they can colour a picture, laminate it and cut around the picture. Lazy asks Jace if he's ready for his nap. They woke up at 10am so everything has been a bit later today and its now 2pm. The girls will be going out skating in a bit if it doesn't cry...rain.
Isabelle asks the girls if they're ready to know what they're doing this afternoon. She tells them they're making brownies and the girls jump around screeching. Lazy is sat at the breakfast bar colouring a lion. Isabelle has no idea how to make brownies so they will have to follow the instructions.
Lazy can't get her mind around what just happened. She's not the brightest spark in the world but she doesn't understand what happened. You won't believe it and she's angry she didn't film it. She coloured the lion, tore the page, put it in a laminator pouch. It was deep orange and browns. It's come out of the laminator machine with no colour, Creepy said the colour is in the machine. Lazy asks where the science behind it is. She colours in another picture roughly, laminates it and there's no colour. Cackle.. how is this possible... cackle... where has the colour gone... cackle. Lazy thinks it's something to do with the pens.
Creepy has been to the shops and he feels he needs to have a massive rant because he's shocked and so angry. Admittedly he's not been out to the shops since lockdown; Lazy has always done the shopping when it's needed to be done Creepy cannot believe some people He drove the Morrisons and the queue was all the way up and he wasn't surprised because it's Saturday. No one was social distancing, everyone was stood in groups chatting in Morrisons car park. He can't believe how many people were stood chatting on the street with loads of kids around. Creepy abandoned Morrisons and went to the Co-Op because it didn't look like many people were there. Don't even get him started on the co-op; no one was abiding by social distancing. Two people were stood in front of him having a chin wag. Creepy was trying to get past and they were just stood there. Creepy said 'excuse me, can I get past' and the guy told him to squeeze around him. The people who run the country are vague and unclear about what we should be doing. Some people are just so ignorant and stupid. The coronavirus is still out there in the same capacity there's no vaccine and we need to e doing everything we can to keep the death rate down. The Inghams are missing out on people to keep vulnerable people from any unnecessary exposure People are being selfish to make themselves happy and it makes Creepy sick man. Some people watching this will probably just laugh at Creepy but it is what it is.
Before Isabelle and the girls start baking they need to make their hands. There's don't have a whisker so they're using a spoon.
Littul man is awake and the first think he did was put his wellies on. The girls have been baking and Lazy has been thinking about the colour gobbling laminator machine. She's obviously worked out that it's because of the heat and friction but Lazy nearly spat her brew out when it came out with no colour.
Lazy and Jace play with some plastic shapes and cups. You can play with dice but he's too young but they will do it when he's older.
Lazy is now making dinner whilst Jace is outside with Creepy. One of the ifam have told Lazy to put her lion picture in the freezer and it's been in there for two hours. Isla asks if she can open the freezer and, probably in an attempt to avoid a tantrum, Lazy says yes. Isla thinks the colour will come back. She opens the freezer and says 'told you'. Cackle.. ' how has that'.. Lazy holds up the picture and the colour is back. It's not as bright as it was. Lazy shows Creepy. More screeching. Lazy literally can't believe it. Creepy patronisingly puts his hand on Lazy's head and says 'simple minds'.
OMG... the brownie is cooked. Isla tries it and squeals. Isabelle point out that Esme has it all over her mouth. Talk about embarrassing your sister...
Creepy says dinner smells gorgeous and asks Lazy what she's doing. She's experimenting and steams her picture using the kettle. the colour is gone from one area and Creepy says it's the lion's beard. He's going to leave Lazy to it. She's going to put the picture in the freezer and the colour will come back. It's revolutionary. Cackle. Cackle. Cackle.
Dinner is finished and so is the tidying up. Jace helped Creepy do the sweeping and hoovering. Now he's picked up his book and is ready for bed. Someone asked bout somewhere they stayed on a holiday in Florida and Creepy has just checked; it was Wekiwa Springs, an hour's drive from Orlando.
End of vlog
Dr Creepy will see you now...
Lazy is stood in the kitchen holding Jace, she advertises Jace's outfit. Jace steps into Creepy's shoes. The girls are dressed; Lazy asked them to dress 50 times. Isla's baby has had six outfits on. Esme's doll has Jace's old clothes on. All the girls are wearing the fluffy jumpers. They have a busy day and need to figure out something to do.
Jace steps out into the garden and Lazy tells him to come inside and get his shoes on. She reminds everyone that they had a cinema night in the garden last night and advertises the last vlog. Lazy says they need to clean up the rice. She says they will bag it up and keep it for another time. Jace plays with the rice and then breaks some plastic tongs in half.
Creepy took the hoover outside before the movie and hoovered the patio. He tried to brush it but had a lightbulb moment and decided to bring the Dyson out instead. Creepy will be bringing it out again because Jace is making more mess. They put the projector away but left the sofa where it is. Creepy is mad because the birds have shat on it. They have reached lockdown critical and Creepy needs a haircut so bad. He can't make himself look undishevelled even with a beanie.
Isabelle has just finished filming a video for her channel. She's about to go downstairs because she's doing something so fun with the girls. She promised them yesterday she had a surprise for them. Lazy came into her room the other night, sat on her bed and Isabelle thought she was about to have a serious chat about something. She told Isabelle she got her a surprise. It's something you make. It's a brownie kit. You don't understand how long Isabelle has wanted to make brownies for and she's going to put snickers on them because they have no Mars. Lazy probably hid them for her midnight snack.
Lazy says Isabelle has wanted to do something for a long time and she's about to do it with the girls. She asks if the girls know she got a laminator and then says they can colour a picture, laminate it and cut around the picture. Lazy asks Jace if he's ready for his nap. They woke up at 10am so everything has been a bit later today and its now 2pm. The girls will be going out skating in a bit if it doesn't cry...rain.
Isabelle asks the girls if they're ready to know what they're doing this afternoon. She tells them they're making brownies and the girls jump around screeching. Lazy is sat at the breakfast bar colouring a lion. Isabelle has no idea how to make brownies so they will have to follow the instructions.
Lazy can't get her mind around what just happened. She's not the brightest spark in the world but she doesn't understand what happened. You won't believe it and she's angry she didn't film it. She coloured the lion, tore the page, put it in a laminator pouch. It was deep orange and browns. It's come out of the laminator machine with no colour, Creepy said the colour is in the machine. Lazy asks where the science behind it is. She colours in another picture roughly, laminates it and there's no colour. Cackle.. how is this possible... cackle... where has the colour gone... cackle. Lazy thinks it's something to do with the pens.
Creepy has been to the shops and he feels he needs to have a massive rant because he's shocked and so angry. Admittedly he's not been out to the shops since lockdown; Lazy has always done the shopping when it's needed to be done Creepy cannot believe some people He drove the Morrisons and the queue was all the way up and he wasn't surprised because it's Saturday. No one was social distancing, everyone was stood in groups chatting in Morrisons car park. He can't believe how many people were stood chatting on the street with loads of kids around. Creepy abandoned Morrisons and went to the Co-Op because it didn't look like many people were there. Don't even get him started on the co-op; no one was abiding by social distancing. Two people were stood in front of him having a chin wag. Creepy was trying to get past and they were just stood there. Creepy said 'excuse me, can I get past' and the guy told him to squeeze around him. The people who run the country are vague and unclear about what we should be doing. Some people are just so ignorant and stupid. The coronavirus is still out there in the same capacity there's no vaccine and we need to e doing everything we can to keep the death rate down. The Inghams are missing out on people to keep vulnerable people from any unnecessary exposure People are being selfish to make themselves happy and it makes Creepy sick man. Some people watching this will probably just laugh at Creepy but it is what it is.
Before Isabelle and the girls start baking they need to make their hands. There's don't have a whisker so they're using a spoon.
Littul man is awake and the first think he did was put his wellies on. The girls have been baking and Lazy has been thinking about the colour gobbling laminator machine. She's obviously worked out that it's because of the heat and friction but Lazy nearly spat her brew out when it came out with no colour.
Lazy and Jace play with some plastic shapes and cups. You can play with dice but he's too young but they will do it when he's older.
Lazy is now making dinner whilst Jace is outside with Creepy. One of the ifam have told Lazy to put her lion picture in the freezer and it's been in there for two hours. Isla asks if she can open the freezer and, probably in an attempt to avoid a tantrum, Lazy says yes. Isla thinks the colour will come back. She opens the freezer and says 'told you'. Cackle.. ' how has that'.. Lazy holds up the picture and the colour is back. It's not as bright as it was. Lazy shows Creepy. More screeching. Lazy literally can't believe it. Creepy patronisingly puts his hand on Lazy's head and says 'simple minds'.
OMG... the brownie is cooked. Isla tries it and squeals. Isabelle point out that Esme has it all over her mouth. Talk about embarrassing your sister...
Creepy says dinner smells gorgeous and asks Lazy what she's doing. She's experimenting and steams her picture using the kettle. the colour is gone from one area and Creepy says it's the lion's beard. He's going to leave Lazy to it. She's going to put the picture in the freezer and the colour will come back. It's revolutionary. Cackle. Cackle. Cackle.
Dinner is finished and so is the tidying up. Jace helped Creepy do the sweeping and hoovering. Now he's picked up his book and is ready for bed. Someone asked bout somewhere they stayed on a holiday in Florida and Creepy has just checked; it was Wekiwa Springs, an hour's drive from Orlando.
End of vlog
Dr Creepy will see you now...
They’ve mentioned it in a old vlog before... think it was one of the ones explaining why Esme was moving to BHS and Isla wasn’t.
My thoughts:
- "Something happened" very vague. Did Creepy finally own up? Did Lazy finally go to Shopaholics Anonymous? Did Grooming Granny finally say sorry to Leah?
- Lazy starting the vlog with the fakest smile.
- You know their views are down when they plug the vlog from the previous day.
- He took the hoover outside?! Man's got issues.
- Even the local birds can't stand them, so decide to tit on their outdoor sofa.
- Isabelle is a nervous wreck again.
- Isla waiting for Esme's reaction when Isabelle told them they were making brownies (as if they didn't have enough sugar the day before)... So sad when the girls can't even naturally react to things anymore.
- Creepy and his mask not hype anymore then? Is it the same one from the Maldives? 
Touching it and everything. Defeats the object, really.
- Hahahahaha, is he having a laugh? Get off your high horse, talking about protecting the vulnerable. Your wife came back from the Maldives (where she was supposed to self-isolate for 14 days) and went to a million shops instead. She even went to Wilko's to buy bleeping "snack boxes". I've never known more hypocritical people.
- What family doesn't have a whisk?! At least use a fork instead. Those brownies are probably about as dense as Lazy.
- LadBaby laugh in full swing today.
- Was that more pasta and mince for dinner again? Looked like either lasagne or cottage pie?
- Always laugh my head off when I catch a glimpse of the "Sarah Ingham Forever" tattoo.
- "Something happened" very vague. Did Creepy finally own up? Did Lazy finally go to Shopaholics Anonymous? Did Grooming Granny finally say sorry to Leah?
- Lazy starting the vlog with the fakest smile.
- You know their views are down when they plug the vlog from the previous day.
- He took the hoover outside?! Man's got issues.
- Even the local birds can't stand them, so decide to tit on their outdoor sofa.
- Isabelle is a nervous wreck again.
- Isla waiting for Esme's reaction when Isabelle told them they were making brownies (as if they didn't have enough sugar the day before)... So sad when the girls can't even naturally react to things anymore.
- Creepy and his mask
not hype anymore then? Is it the same one from the Maldives? Touching it and everything. Defeats the object, really. - Hahahahaha, is he having a laugh? Get off your high horse, talking about protecting the vulnerable. Your wife came back from the Maldives (where she was supposed to self-isolate for 14 days) and went to a million shops instead. She even went to Wilko's to buy bleeping "snack boxes". I've never known more hypocritical people.
- What family doesn't have a whisk?! At least use a fork instead. Those brownies are probably about as dense as Lazy.
- LadBaby laugh in full swing today.
- Was that more pasta and mince for dinner again? Looked like either lasagne or cottage pie?
- Always laugh my head off when I catch a glimpse of the "Sarah Ingham Forever" tattoo.
Oh Sarah dear, stop being such a pleb. What you described there is almost every familys day to day life. Most have a busier schedule that that with both parents juggling childcare between themselves and their individual jobs. Also... I know you look over 40 but you aren't that much older than myself and homework has always been a thing especially in secondary school multiple pieces are given each day. It's not nothing new so you should know this from when you were a child. Stupid foo!
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