“The Ick”

[Meh]

I wonder if men get the ick?

Probably at all the things women obsess about...

Fake tans
Acrylic nails
Overly done eyebrows
Fillers
Etc

would be pretty funny to find out the male ick list

 

[ProphecyGirl]

Men getting their eyebrows done and going on a sunbed !!! Pluck your monobrow but getting them waxed or threaded, yuck!

Men who dress like this photo that went viral... major f boy vibes!

Boxers with patterns on.. just wear plain colours... not ones that are merchandise for your football/rugby team

 

[PrincessCharming]

Blind date, early nineties. He turned up wearing a shell suit....

and...

wait for it ...

... black shiny dress shoes

Unfortunately my taxi had dropped me right at the door of the pub so I couldn’t run away there and then.

 

[Dancing Dave]

I actually cant remember but I know my fingers stayed firmly away from his bum

God this happened to me in uni too. He asked me straight out to stick a finger up - I actually slithered off the bed and left Sad thing is I knew his ex (we were NOT mates, just friend of friends) and I've never looked at her the same thinking that's what she had been doing for 3 years

 

[PrincessCharming]

Haha this has just reminded me of an ex in a restaurant. I ordered garlic bread and he said “garlic bread?” A la Peter Kay. Instant ick.

Wasn’t even funny when Peter Kay said it.

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

The way one my ex's spoke to his parents. He was adopted and an only child so they doted on him but he had an awful attitude towards his parents.
We were getting ready to go out one night and he didnt have a clean shirt so his mum was ironing one for him whilst he was huffing and puffing at her complaining that "you knew I was out tonight so why didn't you do it earlier?"

Sorry but if he were my son I would have wrapped the shirt round his head and booted him into the middle of next week.

 

[PennyLane321]

This thread is hilarious but also made me realise I’m most likely gonna die alone . So many things give me the ick but recently I was talking to a guy who very proudly announced that women loved kissing him because he has pillowy lips

 

[HowlOwl]

I had this one boyfriend who used to roll his bogies up between his fingers, like worry beads. That was a downer.

 

[CarrieW24]

When a man doesn't take no for an answer; when he doesn't respect I'm in a marriage/relationship with someone else; or when he keeps telling himself: "Maybe this time. Maybe this time. Maybe this time..."

What is the expectation here, that I'm suddenly going to respond?

I just haven't blocked him yet because it's a car crash at this point. I want to see how long it'll take before he realises that's not normal, healthy behaviour.

 

[EggChair]

A guy I was seeing asked me was I on the old book face I could actually feel the ick

 

[ChloChlo]

Yes Pyramid cock is an actual thing. Though it's more typical of the less endowed penis.

The guy who gave me the ick because he ordered himself items from Wish had one, a micro pyramid penis. I had to rummage through a set of bollocks to find it mind, it was tapered at the end, with foreskin overhang, akin to an empty balloon. It was like being fingered and it was so small and just never seemed to look vibrant and throbbing because of all the excess skin, it was saggy. I felt somewhat of a wrong un pretending to be pleasured by it. He was aware of his problem and felt a bit of an idiot as he also told me he was aware girls he had been with pretended too but promised he made up for it in "tongue skills" (any boasting of how good their tongue skills are seem to give me a bit of an ick too, but gave him a chance, as you do) and I must say, he did not disappoint.

 

[aimzalicious]

I was starting to go off my ex for many reasons.. little things like him being a chef and his hands always smelling like onions () his constant bragging about money and the fact he called his family dog “our baby” just to name a few. Just to add we were “officially” together not even a month at this point!

But the thing that made me leave (and heave)... we were laying in bed (hadn’t slept together yet) and he turned round to me and said “do you give blowjobs?”

Eww. I cringed all the way home and dumped him by text. I’m no prude, but don’t ask me that. He sounded like a 12 year old not a 25 year old.

I love your username This made me laugh because he's essentially asking not "do you do them" but "can I have one, like, right now please"

I hate when a bloke who thinks because we're both on a bed together watching a movie or whatever, having a nice normal time, thinking he can cop a feel because ooooh it's a bed and it might lead to sex! I remember in the early days of being with my ex we were watching Jurassic Park because I'd never seen it and he starts feeling me up under my jumper. Mate please, we're watching dinosaurs attack humans. I am not aroused.

Also his hand awkwardly rested there for most of the movie and it was a bit too warm and uncomfortable

 

[CarrieW24]

I had one that was begging for a kiss right in front of my mom. It's not like she was in earshot or anything, she was standing right there next to me, picking me up from a date (when I was a teenager).

It's like when you watch a movie and a heavy moaning sex scene comes on right as your parents walk in the room...

This idiot was like: "Please! Please! Just one kiss! Come on, just one kiss!"

Mom stood there in awkward silence, clutching her handbag. Omg, I'm cringing writing this and this was years ago

 

[lolarose1935]

Has anyone ever just woken up one day and got major ick from their partner, like every single thing was cringeworthy to the point of breaking up... Hope it wasn't just me

 

[Curly Top]

I once went clothes shopping with a bloke, who I thought was OK.

When he tried on a pair of trousers, he turned round in front of the mirror to look at his bum. It was quite coquettish and I really squirmed. I could not fancy him after this.

 

[Letsgooutside]

Using really outdated slang - cringe

Haha this has just reminded me of an ex in a restaurant. I ordered garlic bread and he said “garlic bread?” A la Peter Kay. Instant ick.

 

[birdiefly246]

Just his mum picking up a flannel knowing damn well it has her sons spunk on it and then places it back in its place for him for next time. Ewww i would not want to know what my son gets up to late at night in his bedroom

yeha it’s the mum bit that got me like “wtf?”
at least wash your own cum rag

 

[Likkleone]

This whole thread makes me wonder why I’m still interested in men? But I’m sorry but if I ever encounter a micro penis, that’s it from me. No more men. THATS THE LAST STRAW

 

[CheshireLove]

You guys should go on reddit on the tinder subreddit, guys there like giving each other advice on their tinder profiles to up their game. One of the advice is usually to use photos where they're doing a sport or something to show they have hobbies maybe you could save the poor souls on there

No, no! No advice for them! It’s natural selection! Let them weed themselves out with their crappy advice for each other and their sports photos!

 

[Notredamn]

- being seemingly terrified to speak up in restaurants. The type who would leave you to complain (nicely) about bad food or and do all the ordering while they sit there looking nervous and meek. Never use a phone to book appointments or reservations, either. Grow up, child!

- gaming. My son does that.

- laughing really loudly and in an over the top way to draw attention in public places, at nothing in particular.

- loud, womanly sex noises copied straight from porn 'oh baby!'...oh no. No, no, no. Get out my bed and into the bin!