“The Ick”

[PrincessCharming]

Yes Pyramid cock is an actual thing. Though it's more typical of the less endowed penis.

The guy who gave me the ick because he ordered himself items from Wish had one, a micro pyramid penis. I had to rummage through a set of bollocks to find it mind, it was tapered at the end, with foreskin overhang, akin to an empty balloon. It was like being fingered and it was so small and just never seemed to look vibrant and throbbing because of all the excess skin, it was saggy. I felt somewhat of a wrong un pretending to be pleasured by it. He was aware of his problem and felt a bit of an idiot as he also told me he was aware girls he had been with pretended too but promised he made up for it in "tongue skills" (any boasting of how good their tongue skills are seem to give me a bit of an ick too, but gave him a chance, as you do) and I must say, he did not disappoint.

Bwahahaha at “rummaging” through bollocks.

I had a boyfriend with a pyramid but it was gigantic. It was large at the top but at the base splayed out. About the size of 2 coke cans one on top of the other with the bottom half the same girth as a can. It’s about 30 years ago now so I can’t remember exactly how I dealt with it. I hadn’t seen many at that point in my life so didn’t think much of it at the time. Really he should have been in some kind of freak show though.

 

[petitspois]

He also (twice) used the exact sentence "Well, I'll let you settle for the night". I'm not a newborn baby I'm a 30 year old grown woman. Major, major ick.

On the plus side I have a date tonight and he seems lovely so keep your fingers crossed for me!

Ewww, 'settle'? do you need to take your teeth out and get your horlicks ready? grim.

Good luck for tonight!!!

 

[ChloChlo]

Has anyone ever got the ick about people in general?

Like for instance whenever my ex MIL would talk about money she would smack her lips before each sentence, she was partially deaf too and would poke and prod her ear hole then hold it open with one finger at people speaking, especially if anyone mentioned money. I thought both things were really vulgar and I'd want to secretly slap her.

My sister on occasion, gets random bursts of self grandeur and will sit there blowing smoke up her own arse and putting her company down. She very rarely does it and I think it is something to do with her mental health, but when she does it, she appears very ugly.

I have a really amazing friend but she picks her own nose, comments on her finds and more often than not eats it. She crooks her leg to the side to fart. She writes herself corny post it notes and sticks them around everywhere. She also will often eat chocolate fudge cake, tearing it apart with her hands, that scene in Matilda would spring to mind and I can barely bring myself to look at her. Plus when she talks I cant help it but it always feels like I'm talking back to the mole on her nose. She is actually who I would concider one of my best friends but honestly I find her really revolting. If she drinks out of my drink for example, I will always let her keep it. Fuck knows how any of her partners ever cope.

 

[Milliehaha123]

I once agreed to pick up the guy I was seeing from a night out as a favour. He got into the car and was HAMMERED. I took him back to his house where he went straight to the bathroom and then into bed. I followed up after and he had done the biggest poo I’ve ever seen in the toilet and hadn’t flushed (there was also no loo roll in there) was the biggest turn off ever! Don’t think I ever kissed him again and binned him off a couple of days later

 

[Stella27]

I’ve just got off the phone, chatting to my divorced friend about a date she had on Sunday night.
He was good looking, (her type) friendly. Great, she thought. They had booked a meal at a local restaurant. Everything was fine until they were sat down.
Their table was wonky so he decided to get on all fours and fold up a paper menu to ‘stop the rock’ as he put it. Luckily most of the other diners were sitting outside because of the warm weather so not too much unwanted attention was caused.
Their food arrived. After every mouthful he would lean on the table causing it to slightly ‘rock’ towards him so she found herself trying to time her mouthfuls, slightly out of synch with his. He also stuck out his little finger as he held his fork which kept catching her eye.
When they’d finished she decided to go to the loo to calm down a bit and was told by a member of staff to ‘use the one way system please’ meaning she had to walk all the way around the restaurant to get to the loos which were ‘almost next’ to their table. He loudly exclaimed ‘there’s always one isn’t there’ to the waitress.
She got in the loo and there was a random chair in a corner. She picked it up and went to throw it across the room but had to place it back down, stand in front of the mirror and tell herself it’s ok you’ll NEVER see him again. I told her I’m putting this on Tattle because this definitely sounds like she got the ick

 

[CarrieW24]

That is quite a list

That's what I was thinking. I'm surprised I made the cut!

*hides hoop earrings

 

[Kimberina]

I’ve found my people

Bad spelling/grammar is a total no-no for me, I want to have intelligent children one day Blocked someone once because he kept using evan instead of even and his in place of he is.

Skinny jeans/loafers/no socks - get in the actual bin!

Sensitive men - the proper wet mop ones who mither like drippy women - grow a pair FFS.

Pouty selfies - say no more

And the worst one of all - WYD? Ignoring you, you absolute cretin!!!

 

[LoisLane]

Sam Smith gives me the ick. Everything about “them”- the non-gender thing is ridiculous imo but even without that, just can’t bear the sight of “them”.

 

[skvallertant]

The dick pics are the worst. It must stem from them thinking their penis is something highly attractive and impressive that produces the essence of life. The videos are even worse. When they say your name while they are fiddling 'oh petits pois'
Once I got sent one where he turned around and bent over half way through, I turned it off. I still don't know what he did next.

I really don't understand the dick pics either. Does anyone? Luckily I've only ever received a few.

A guy that I went on ONE date with sent me a video of him masturbating out of the blue months and months after we had our one date. We hadn't even texted eachother since the date or anything. It was so unexpected and out of the blue that I actually screamed in shock!

 

[birdiefly246]

I seriously went out with someone who shared the same bath water as his mum! She would get out the bath and shout ‘baths free love’ He was 28 at the time. Honestly I was out of there like a flash

that might actually be worse than the guy who lets his mum wash his cum rag... it’s close though that’s for sure

 

[Likkleone]

(If you remember my last post then this is the same OVER KEEN CRAZY GUY)

I had my ultimate ick last month when a guy from hinge (who had been over the top needy even tho we hadn’t even met yet). We were speaking a little bit here and there but I had been really put off him for MANY reasons, I did however give him the benefit of the doubt ‘maybe he IS one of the good guys! ’. Unfortunately during this time, a close family friend passed away unexpectedly. Myself and my family were heart broken and I told this guy that I was really upset. Anyway, he was like oh I’m so sorry blah blah... I said thank you and carried on. He messaged me the next day saying hey or something and tbh I couldn’t be dealing with a conversation and really, we don’t need to be talking non stop every day, especially while I’m heartbroken from such a loss!? I don’t even speak that often to my best friends.

Anyway, so I ignored didn’t open WhatsApp either so it wasn’t a straight ignore. But I posted on Instagram AND HOW DARE I DO THAT WITHOUT RESPONDING TO HIM!!! As soon as I saw he saw my story, I received a bombardment of messages calling me IGNORANT and RUDE?! And he proceeded to block me on everything

I blocked him back and have deleted him because I KNOOWWW he would add me back. He was actually insane and stands out as my all time ick without even meeting him. This man has the potential to be an actual stalker and I’m glad I got away with just the stories to tell

 

[Victoria sponge cake]

My ex would always call women working at the tills in supermarkets “darling” or “cheers darling” and whenever I heard it wanted to DIE and told him he needed to stop, he didn’t

also when a guy uses emoji, in the bin you go!

 

[Pot2PeeIn]

Beards. Not stubble but full on facegina long straggly “trendy” face full of pubes beards. It’s a no from me. Boke.

 

[petitspois]

Now you mention this... does anyone else cringe when they use the word pu*sy during dirty talk/sex ughhhh idk why but it makes my stomach clench

or at all really. Grim. Also when they say 'panties' - wahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Bellaboo83]

Men who expect you to be literally chained to your phone and get mad if you don't reply promptly. I shit you not, I had a guy from Tinder send me a whiney text calling me out for 'ignoring' him when I didn't respond within a literal 3 minutes. BORE OFF!

This is the worst! Like they think sending a shitty message is suddenly going make you want to reply faster to the needy idiot.


I had an "ick" the other day, my Tinder date for that evening sent me a pic of himself at work that day, he's got a very very well paid professional job.... And these were the shoes he saw fit to not only wear, but to photograph to impress me

 

[CherryAcid]

Someone I was chatting to described something as being “poo”. he was in his 30s. Just say it was shit, or crap, not poo!

This guy i know who is pushing 50 says "poo" a lot, he always adds LOL after everything and is obsessed with "boobies"

 

[bookworm1403]

I don't know if this even counts as 'the ick', but this guy I went to school with has asked me out three times this year (first before the pandemic, second after lockdown and third last week). Every time he does I explain that I'm not interested in dating and, if we were to go out, it would definitely just be as friends catching up, but even this makes me nervous that he'll get the wrong impression.

Last week he asked again and actually used my busy schedule against me this time, as this was my excuse last time (i.e. 'I know you work, go to uni & train everyday but you surely have an hour to give me?') and then, after I agreed to a meet up as friends, proceeded to say that 'we'll go on a few dates and take it slow'. The idea that already he thinks it's a romantic date and expects to be taking it slow has made me cringe. I can't even use lockdown as an excuse as we (in Wales) come out of it on Monday I feel like I just had to get it off my chest - the ick is now so strong I can't face the meet up, but I feel awful telling him for the third time I am not interested

 

[Mrs Cucumber]

Putting milk in the tea before removing the teabag! If they can't make me a decent brew they aren't worth the time!

 

[Fourcandles]

Once slept with an American who just wouldn’t shut the fuck up during sex. I don’t need to hear you saying “oh fuck” or “oh yeah” or hear about my vagina. Absolutely not. Ick ick ick.

but equally awful if they’re completely silent. Eye mask guy didn’t make a single noise during sex, not even at climax. Completely silent. Creeped me the fuck out. I dated this man for nine months, I was obviously an expert at ignoring the ick

 

[CherryAcid]

The flip side of hairiness is men who shave their chests completely smooth. Why!!!

I love a hairy chest!!!!

I just remembered this other thing that winds me up. Men who try to "take care of you" like you are helpless and only he can save you. I was chatting to this guy for ages but he kept pushing me to talk about my feelings when he would ask how i was. He could never accept that some days I was tired or fed up, it was always some deeper issue that I must have and only he can help me with it. Like he wanted me to be depressed or something.