“The Ick”

[it’s not been changed?!]

Is it reasonable to get the ick when a guy you’re chatting to texts you going “how’s your morning going? I need a dwink”

Why couldn’t he just say drink?! I FEEL SICK

Oh my god. I’m laughing while on my dinner my break. My boss is like, huh??

how old is he?

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Did anyone see the twitter post a girl did about this? It was hilarious but I can’t find it now!

 

[princess279]

So I went on a 'date' (dog walk) a few weeks ago with a guy and wasn't overly keen, but thought he could've been nervous so have kept messaging him. Over the last week or so I realised that I just didn't fancy him so have been gradually replying less and less, but he keeps double/triple texting me and not taking the hint... ick. What do I do to let him down gently?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I called one out last week, he messaged me at 07.30am to say morning (we'd been chatting 2 days), I replied good morning and said enjoy your day (hoping he'd get the message I was going to work and we'd speak later) . He replied asking me a question about my fave films, I ignored. Then I got two more through the day. And then another 3 at 5pm the last one asking if we could video chat that night.... I was actually fuming, he had sent 5 messages without a reply and was now asking to video chat ... Its such an invasion of space to blow up someone's phone when you've just met, I absolutely can't stand it. In the end I replied and said I'm really sorry but to me receiving that amount of messages puts me under too much pressure too early on and it had put me off, I wished him well finding what he was looking for.....he replied that he was just trying to be friendly and make converstaion ... unmatched.

Another that make me LOL is when you've not answered a message on Tinder / Hinge and they wait a day and then send..... "Guess not then" I always want to reply asking them what they think that message will achieve

The last paragraph!! Yesss!! Honestly, men can be so petty and mental. It’s funny/weird.

 

[mermaidexoxo]

Did anyone see the twitter post a girl did about this? It was hilarious but I can’t find it now!

This tweet gave me the inspo to start this thread. If you type in her username and “the ick” in twitter it should come up. Hilarious

 

[HowlOwl]

That's the see-no-evil monkey, I've just found out. I thought it was someone pulling a moony!

These emojis are so tiny. What is the one with a wiggly head, that looks like a sheep? I’ve seen it a few times on here but I‘m still not sure.

 

[Letsgooutside]

Scruffy trainers
Baggy jeans
Bragging about money/success (usually embellishing!)
Texting you all day every day
Missing you after 5 mins apart
Clingyness/suffocating behaviour in general
When they are receding but comb hair over it to try and hide. Just shave it off!

 

[ChampagneBox]

Was he scouse?

No

 

[Readread]

This is a very specific one but if a guy laughs so hard it makes him have to piss. I can't explain what it is but it makes me want to keel over.

surely this is good?!

 

[LaurieLaurie]

Some of my best friends are gamers but I’m not into it at all. They park up or hide in bushes to reply so not all of them are glued to the screen haha.

 

[Chablis1]

Rancid fanny

Oh

 

[skvallertant]

The only reason I can think of is that maybe they think it makes them seem youthful and lighthearted.

 

[ChloChlo]

Just remembered this one... no judgement please, I was 17 with questionable morals! I was sleeping with a guy who was married, and we were spending the night in a hotel together. Post sex, he went to the bathroom to put his pyjamas on before he got into bed with me

Yuck. I've just had a flashback of an ex who wore Monster out of the Muppets pyjamas and owned lots of casual Tshirts featuring said character. I have to admit I felt a certain way about them.

 

[Vploco646]

Define "Certain Clothes"

Means what it means.