The cringiness
I did laugh though
"The Ick" #8
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I did laugh thoughMy boyfriend (in his 40s) referred to his car as ‘diddy’. 
Watching you like an obese Labrador for leftovers. It's bad enough when actual dogs hang around watching you like a hawk for a stray chip!Ugh that just reminded me of an ick. I had an ex who ate so fast he'd finish way before me then watch me eating. He also was hoping I'd leave something and I'd deliberately leave some food so I'd see if he'd ask if I wasnt going to finish it? Then he'd swoop in. I never knew anyone scrape out a yogurt pot so annoyingly as him.
I know what you both mean, but could the guy maybe just have needed a bigger portion?
The phrase ‘jump his/her bones’ makes me cringe inside and out 
I had one describe it as rumpy pumpy and I just couldn't
NOOOO why have men gotta be like this?!I had one describe it as rumpy pumpy and I just couldn't
They’re all wronguns, the lot of themNOOOO why have men gotta be like this?!
Just came across a reddit thread on icks and its is HYSTERICAL
- 'after we had sex he lay back on his bed and was like "ahhhh, pillow top memory foam" and it was like he was trying to name drop/flex the type of mattress he had and was just very cringe and made me feel embarrassed for him.'
- 'I think this one is pretty petty: he has a little bit of spit in the corner of his mouth like all the time. It drove me crazy.
- 'When they take on a strange, ditzy dialect whenever they are quoting something a woman neutrally said.'
- 'I got the ick with this too, this guy would eat a lot of ranch with his meal and it was just pooled on his lips. Im cringing just thinking about it'
- 'I don’t think this is petty but some might, one guy drove me home from our second date and he wouldn’t put on his seatbelt. His car was beeping at him the whole ride!'
- 'His response for not liking celery is because "it's nucky!" said in a baby voice.'
- 'His lips were really thin and, for whatever reason, really cold and wet and all he did was pucker his little cold lips together and then pecking my lips so it was like kissing a fish that was making smooching noises at me. It was when he stuck his tongue between his fish lips and it just… was there. Doing nothing. I wanted to yeet myself into outer space.'
- 'One guy had SpongeBob sheets on his bed. I… could not be naked in those. A different guy always smelled like mildew because he didn’t seem to understand how to properly do laundry.'
- 'Went on a meh date that ended with him squeezing me to death and saying, “I don’t want to let you go.” We’re not on the Titanic, we’re on my steps, and I’ll be going inside alone now.'
- 'Had a guy describe to me in detail how his female dog masturbates. Such a weird thing to say when bringing up the dog for the first time and also disturbing that he’s that into describing it.'
- 'This guy asked the waitress how much she wanted for a tip. Which was awkward as duck, like what's she gonna say? Enough to quit this job? Then he bragged to her about how he once tipped a server $100. Proceeded to tip her a normal 20%. The most insane ick, I almost got up and left. It was humiliating.'
- 'Referred to my vag as “her.” “Can I kiss her?”
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- 'He bragged about how good his homemade hummus was for weeks, and when he finally made it for me, it was disgusting.'
- 'His laugh sounded like a dying dolphin.'
- 'He referred to things in third person as “me”- “me hungry” “me misses you”. Same dude - he ate a peach over the sink one time and it was just…I couldn’t.'
- He had no butt. Like I would imagine him sitting on the toilet and just sliding right off.
Some of these icks are subjective - I don’t agree with all of them - but over the weekend I experienced what can surely only be described as universal icks.
I got chatting to a group of men in their 30s and 40s at a bar. They looked fine…a couple of them were actually quite attractive. But one of them smelt vaguely of poo (like he’d ‘followed through’ rather than outright tit his pants - sorry!). Two of them were talking to me simultaneously and I was caught in the crossfire of their spit every time they opened their mouths. And another of them kept banging on about how he was getting divorced and was desperate for a bag and did I want to see a photo of his huge pen?
I got chatting to a group of men in their 30s and 40s at a bar. They looked fine…a couple of them were actually quite attractive. But one of them smelt vaguely of poo (like he’d ‘followed through’ rather than outright tit his pants - sorry!). Two of them were talking to me simultaneously and I was caught in the crossfire of their spit every time they opened their mouths. And another of them kept banging on about how he was getting divorced and was desperate for a bag and did I want to see a photo of his huge pen?
What the hell @GeminiMoon 
smelt of poo?! FFS I’m eating my lunch.
smelt of poo?! FFS I’m eating my lunch.
The man I’m kind of dating has a headcold and omg I cannot cope with the self pity. He has to crawl across the bedroom to get his water bottle. And even then only after a serious pep talk that he will manage it. Cannot.
He's almost 40 .
. I’m so sorry! I really had to get this off my chest.What the hell @GeminiMoon
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Needless to add, I didn’t stick aroundOMG, how did you manage to contain your excitement?
I haven’t had much luck lately - a semi-famous American conman (see earlier post) andnow these chumps!
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Ashy, dusty elbows
Yes! With ball bag skinAshy, dusty elbows
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Can anyone remember the guy that went on Embarrassing Illnesses (or Bodies, one of those anyway) saying he smelt of poo and it was embarrassing. The Doc did all sorts of tests and it came down to the fact he wasn't wiping his a properly. He just sort of gave it one wipe and hoped for the best. He was a barman too if I remember rightly. Imagine the whole pub stinking of tit?
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Ick on the bus, guy gets on hair shaved 2” above the ears. The hair above is below the ears in length and divided into 8 squares each of which is plaited 
cannot believe he is out in public cringe
cannot believe he is out in public cringeWhen a man gets hiccups.
Even worse, when a man can’t get rid of the hiccups and starts getting angry because he has hiccups.
Even worse, when a man can’t get rid of the hiccups and starts getting angry because he has hiccups.
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